Mike the Progressive wrote:

Conserative Morality wrote:You are not a third person story; stop speaking as though you are narrating one.

Mike nods in agreement and hates people who do this.

Czardas wrote:If the earth is flat, how do you explain hills?

The Parkus Empire wrote:Your friend's head should become intimately acquainted with the nearest consenting brick wall.

The Peoples of Xaer wrote:I assume anyone I talk to on the internet is purple.