The United Moons of the Great Celestial Sphere of Dibjuur and the Territories Thereof, Unity Here Being Provided by a Common Government and an Everlasting Policy of Tolerance, Equality, and Promotion of the Furthering of the Happiness and Knowledge of All of Mankind, Being as it Were a Light in the Darkness for all Oppressed Peoples, and Further Being the Metaphorical Finder and Feeder of Lost Children in the Black and Unforgiving Husk of Interstellar Space.