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Username:: Fat Cat Capitalist
Location:: Monte Carlo Casino, Monaco.
Occupation:: Chairman of the Board of Directors of Capital Paragon.
Interests:: Destroying the lives of poor workers by giving myself an six-figure bonus everytime I hit them in the ear with a paper aeroplane which causes them to wince (meaning they have to sacrifice a year's salary to me, of course), having intercourse with hookers on my billion dollar yacht, collecting my multi-billion earings at Monte Carlo Casino every night and eating cheeseburgers.
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Founded:: Wed Jul 29, 2009 5:22 pm
Joined Forum:: Wed Jul 29, 2009 5:30 pm
Last visited:: Thu Jul 30, 2009 11:50 am
Total posts:: 27
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Most active forum:: International Incidents
(24 Posts / 88.89% of user’s posts)
Most active topic:: Small Soverign Nation Summit (Open to all)
(9 Posts / 33.33% of user’s posts)

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DISCLAIMER

For realistic purposes, Fat Cat Capitalist is known as the 'Capital Paragon' in RP and is a satrical version of what communists have corporations to be; I roleplay in Modern, Post-Modern and Future times. And for the love of fat cats, I'm not experienced in the arts of corrupt capitalism. And just because my nation is a satrical megacorporation which gets pissed at the smallest things does not mean I have to read the stickies. I am an experienced satrical roleplayer from several off-site government simulations. Thus, everything I post here is intended to be a joke; nothing I post is serious, but I don't use emoticons.

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