Republican's Theorem on Religious Extremism: Crimes committed by Muslims will be a pan-Islamic plot and proof of Islam's inherent evil. On the other hand crimes committed by non-Muslims will merely be the acts of loners who do not represent their belief system at all.
Gingrich-Sanford Fidelity Equation: The more avidly a Republican politician supports "family values", the more likely he is to cheat on/divorce his spouse.

Great Zavi wrote:Okay, so NationStates; what do you think will happen if I mailed a letter to the government declaring my home and plot of land as a sovereign nation no longer under the rule of the USA?

Tlaceceyaya wrote:They'd find out that there is oil under your house and invade.