Flopondon Post | Nickee Minaj, governor of Nickitea, declares state of emergency after gang violence, led by Meghan-thee Stallion, rocks provincial capital Gag City | Pooja Misrra, the mayor of Flop City, an Independent, drops out of presidential race  | Current President Deborah Ali-Williams wins the All People's Democratic Party Primary in Potaxiene, scoring a huge win for liberals