Breaking News (It breaks) | Alitrusian man hijacks ATD-80 Tank and goes to fight in Keitan, given proper training and is sent back in the same hijacked tank | The leader almost fell off the citadel tower into a Mcdonalds toilet, HA!.. wait a minute whos outside the buildi- | Alitrus has began construction of another 70,000 ships.. MAN WHO FOUND THAT ORE I NEED IT TO SPEED UP THE PROCESS OF FINDING A WOMAN IN MY LIFE He breaks down into tears | Alitrus has began mass mining the Purple ore thing, can someone please pay me now?

NSStats are non-canon, we DO NOT fear technology, we do NOT fear you, AND WE BEAT BRASILISTAN!
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