"Anarchocapitalism go brr"
~The Duke Of Cyprus
"Shut up, Lucy Corn-Cola"
~The King of Crete
"My name's not Corn-Cola!"
~The Doge of Venice
"Whaddaya gonna do, carbonate my cereal grains?"
~The Emperor of Colombia
"Noo... stop it! I'm telling!"
~The Count of Zara
"Mommy died 15 years ago, Lucio!"
~The Lord of the Pelopponese
"I AM YOUR NEW MOMMY"
~The Count of Manila
"I'm scared!"
~The Duke of Istria
"Do you want a payday loan?"
~The Lord of Florida
"Ooh... you have lovely fingernails... [heavy breathing]"
~The Duke of Cephalonia
"GET OFF MY FINGERNAILS!"
~The Sovereign of East Indochina