THE CONFEDERATED SYNDICATES OF TURTLE ISLAND
"omg! commie scum! die!" The 5.56×45mm NATO bullet travelling towards your skull:
ATTENTION CANADIAN IMPERIALISTS: The forces of All-Turtle Island Emancipation shall come, and their righteous storm shall destroy all who oppose it! We are ready for any bullet, bomb, shot or shell you send at us!

A puppet of Vladilan, confirmed Marxist-Leninist-Synoxist
(not anticommunist, just find schizo america funny)