She wanted to be treated like a princess, so I married her off for an alliance with Poland.

"Shut down the Third World, they lose, you win. Shut down America, you lose, they win. The more things change, the more they stay the same."
"What are you going to do?"
"Disappear." "Sir, he's entered the world code. No target code. Sir, that will shut down the entire planet." "I told you that you'd better hope that I didn't come back." - from Escape From LA