BREAKING NEWS: THE CAT GOD EMPEROR HAS DECLARED CATGIRLS AN IMPURE ABOMINATION || IS CATNIP LACED WITH LSD? (THIS REPORTER WAS SENT TO THE CUCUMBER PIT FOR DISSENT) || STUPID HUMAN GAME KNOWN AS "AMONG US" NOW BANNED!!! || SINCE YOU OTHER IDIOT CATS COULDN'T CO-OPERATE I'VE NATIONALIZED THE KIBBLE INDUSTRY