A NationStates nation where I juggle choosing the right thing to do in issues but end up getting more tax and radical changes, much to my chagrin. Also, I am a native English speaker, I just suck at writing.

Man uses goose as accomplice in bank robbery, as he forced it to bite off two fingers from a cop's hand.
Man dies after eating 8 pounds of chicken and rice, family sues Campbell's for very convincing ad campaign.