NEWS: BULLETIN: SIMPS NOW ARE OVERTHROWING GOVERNMENT TO DONATE ALL FUNDS TO BELLE DELPHINE. REDDITORS ARE NOW ATTEMPTING TO ELIMINATE THE SIMPS BUT LITTLE IS KNOW IF IT WILL WORK. | New Years fireworks originally mistaken for gunshots now confirmed as shots from old style cannons. | A recent visit by Donald John Trump turned great as many used him for food. "He was tasty!" -- Random Guy. The person is confirmed to only be based on his bottom. | Recent alien landing at Starbucks ignored as many people considered it "typical". | #StandHongWithKong