NATIONAL TRIBUNE®: Eckie-Cola Scientific Review recently asserted that pizza is healthy, preventing heart disease, curing cancer and treating low libido.| After waning sales, the well-established soda company 'Eckie-cola' has appealed to the government for the right to use powerful mind-altering drugs in their products.|  An all-out fizzy soda war between the ancient Eckie-Cola and the younger, but significantly larger, Eckie-Ecola appears to be almost inevitable following Eckie-Ecola’s decision to print their already similar labels an identical shade of pink.