Weekli Maloniani Comm-Dispatch: SC-D found a bomb in the Ancient Malonian City of... well Malonian... Not sure how the natives made a bomb, possibly advanced civilization. Regardless, it's calling into question how exactly this place was so perfect... Until it was bombed again, that is.

VIVA LA APOCALYPTIA

WHETHER I ACTUALLY USE NS STATS OR NOT IS TOTALLY UP FOR DEBATE. But its probably no... most of the time...