NEWS: Not to brag, but I've never been closer to suicide! | Let's go Mets, says me, Coach Steve! | Hey, I got a job at Rite-Aid! | So first of all, the Indians gave us this country for Thanksgiving, okay? So no backsies! | So yeah I'm an Uber driver now, wanna hear how long I've been an Uber driver? Want me to eavesdrop on your conversations?