World Cup 14 SCORES
World Cup 14 Scores
Qualifying Matchday 1
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GROUP 1
Audioslavia 2 - 0 New Luca
The Eagle's Nest 4 - 0 Kendelstand
Total n Utter Insanity 1 - 0 Larkinia
East Spaam 1 - 1 Presgreif
Grand Master Mark 4 - 3 New Montreal States
GROUP 2
Lemmitania 4 - 0 G Bugles
Cockbill Street 5 - 1 Thoroughbreds
Kaze Progressa 4 - 1 Dreyar
Creedence Clearwater 2 - 0 Cicera
Gaddland 3 - 1 Steve's Island
GROUP 3
Halfassedstates 2 - 0 Airenguo
Ravenspire 1 - 1 Tepalguana
Snub Nose 38 4 - 1 Holy lndia
NEWI Cefn Druids 4 - 0 The Evil Umpire
The Redavic Union 2 - 1 Pablicosta
GROUP 4
Rejistania 3 - 0 Ineptia
Sqournshelous 6 - 0 Danilotown
Tanah Burung 4 - 1 Crystilakere
Iansisle 2 - 2 Hawcoat
Praying2God 2 - 1 Vilita
GROUP 5
Commerce Heights 3 - 1 Dead Man
Svecia 4 - 1 Makongo-Wodimalongo
Oddslavo 4 - 0 The Fivefold Star
Stalag 5 2 - 1 Lennon Marx
Lovisa 2 - 2 Magnus Valerius
GROUP 6
Bedistan 2 - 1 Vollmeria
Kerla 3 - 0 Bobbystan
Dennisov 3 - 2 Keyshona
Belmorian Scandinavia 2 - 1 Aerigia
Tadjikistan 2 - 1 Intelligent Madness
GROUP 7
The Lowland Clans 4 - 1 Turnia
Liverpool England 3 - 0 Anitram
Mattigool 1 - 0 New Kingman
NASTIC 2 0 - 1 Winged Animals
Runaway Moose 3 - 1 The Republican Army
GROUP 8
Spaam 3 - 0 Carpet
The Belmore Family 3 - 1 Dadostan
Dance 2 Revolution 1 - 0 ElephantandCastle
Alex The Tall 1 - 2 Tingitana
Lovebug 3 - 1 Raptor Claw
GROUP 9
Gesamtkuntswerk 3 - 0 The mighty spurs
Giant Zucchini 3 - 2 Shang-Ti
One Red Dot 3 - 1 Clearwater
Aquilla 1 - 0 Nanakaland
Jeruselem 1 - 1 Wella
GROUP 10
Eauz 4 - 2 Oceaice
Europa Britannia 4 - 0 Lallania
Brazillico 4 - 0 The Confederate
The Weegies 1 - 2 Largent
EL CID THE HERO 2 - 1 Melmond
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[code:1:4b96bee490]GROUP 8 P W D L F A GD Points
Spaam 1 1 0 0 3 0 +3 3
Lovebug 1 1 0 0 3 1 +2 3
The Belmore Family 1 1 0 0 3 1 +2 3
Tingitana 1 1 0 0 2 1 +1 3
Dance 2 Revolution 1 1 0 0 1 0 +1 3
Alex The Tall 1 0 0 1 1 2 -1 0
Elephant and Castle 1 0 0 1 0 1 -1 0
Dadostan 1 0 0 1 1 3 -2 0
Raptor Claw 1 0 0 1 1 3 -2 0
Carpet 1 0 0 1 0 3 -3 0[/code:1:4b96bee490]
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LINKS:
World Cup 14 RP Thread
Pre-World Cup 14 RP Thread
World Cup 14 Scores
World Cup Rosters
World Cup 14 Signups
The Big Book of World Cup Rules
NationStates World Cup Link Page
Qualifying Matchday 1 Tables
Proudly sponsored by the Eclectic Lemming Corporation of Lemmitania: "State-owned since forever, it seems."
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GROUP 1 P W D L GF GA GD Pts
The Eagles Nest 1 1 0 0 4 0 +4 3
Audioslavia 1 1 0 0 2 0 +2 3
Grand master Mark 1 1 0 0 4 3 +1 3
Total n Utter Insanity 1 1 0 0 1 0 +1 3
East Spaam 1 0 1 0 1 1 0 1
Presgreif 1 0 1 0 1 1 0 1
New Montreal States 1 0 0 1 0 1 -1 0
Larkinia 1 0 0 1 0 1 -1 0
New Luca 1 0 0 1 0 2 -2 0
Kendelstand 1 0 0 1 0 4 -4 0
GROUP 2 P W D L GF GA GD Pts
Cockbill Street 1 1 0 0 5 1 +4 3
Lemmitania 1 1 0 0 4 0 +4 3
Kaze Progressa 1 1 0 0 4 1 +3 3
Gaddland 1 1 0 0 3 1 +2 3
Creedence Clearwater 1 1 0 0 2 0 +2 3
Steve's Island 1 0 0 1 1 3 -2 0
Cicera 1 0 0 1 0 2 -2 0
Dreyar 1 0 0 1 1 4 -3 0
Thoroughbreds 1 0 0 1 1 5 -4 0
G Bugles 1 0 0 1 0 4 -4 0
GROUP 3 P W D L GF GA GD Pts
NEWI Cefn Druids 1 1 0 0 4 0 +4 3
Snub Nose 38 1 1 0 0 4 1 +3 3
Halfassedstates 1 1 0 0 2 0 +2 3
The Redavic Union 1 1 0 0 2 1 +1 3
Ravenspire 1 0 1 0 1 1 0 1
Tepalguana 1 0 1 0 1 1 0 1
Pablicosta 1 0 0 1 1 2 -1 0
Airenguo 1 0 0 1 0 2 -2 0
Holy lndia 1 0 0 1 1 4 -3 0
The Evil Umpire 1 0 0 1 0 4 -4 0
GROUP 4 P W D L GF GA GD Pts
Sqournshelous 1 1 0 0 6 0 +6 3
Tanah Burung 1 1 0 0 4 1 +3 3
Rejistania 1 1 0 0 3 0 +3 3
Praying2God 1 1 0 0 2 1 +1 3
Iansisle 1 0 1 0 2 2 0 1
Hawcoat 1 0 1 0 2 2 0 1
Vilita 1 0 0 1 1 2 -1 0
Crystilakere 1 0 0 1 1 4 -3 0
Ineptia 1 0 0 1 0 3 -3 0
Danilotown 1 0 0 1 0 6 -6 0
GROUP 5 P W D L GF GA GD Pts
Oddslavo 1 1 0 0 4 0 +4 3
Svecia 1 1 0 0 4 1 +3 3
Commerce Heights 1 1 0 0 3 1 +2 3
Stalag 5 1 1 0 0 2 2 +1 3
Lovisa 1 0 1 0 2 2 0 1
Magnus Valerius 1 0 1 0 2 2 0 1
Lennon Marx 1 0 0 1 1 2 -1 0
Dead Man 1 0 0 1 1 3 -2 0
Makongo-Wodimalongo 1 0 0 1 1 4 -3 0
The Fivefold Star 1 0 0 1 0 4 -4 0
GROUP 6 P W D L GF GA GD Pts
Kerla 1 1 0 0 3 0 +3 3
Dennisov 1 1 0 0 3 2 +1 3
Bedistan 1 1 0 0 2 1 +1 3
Belmorian Scandinavia 1 1 0 0 2 1 +1 3
Tadjikistan 1 1 0 0 2 1 +1 3
Keyshona 1 0 0 1 2 3 -1 0
Aerigia 1 0 0 1 1 2 -1 0
Intelligent Madness 1 0 0 1 1 2 -1 0
Vollmeria 1 0 0 1 1 2 -1 0
Bobbystan 1 0 0 1 0 3 -3 0
GROUP 7 P W D L GF GA GD Pts
The Lowland Clans 1 1 0 0 4 1 +3 3
Liverpool England 1 1 0 0 3 0 +3 3
Runaway Moose 1 1 0 0 3 1 +2 3
Mattigool 1 1 0 0 1 0 +1 3
Winged Animals 1 1 0 0 1 0 +1 3
NASTIC 2 1 0 0 1 0 1 -1 0
New Kingman 1 0 0 1 0 1 -1 0
The Republican Army 1 0 0 1 1 3 -2 0
Turnia 1 0 0 1 1 4 -3 0
Anitram 1 0 0 1 0 3 -3 0
GROUP 8 P W D L GF GA GD Pts
Spaam 1 1 0 0 3 0 +3 3
Lovebug 1 1 0 0 3 1 +2 3
The Belmore Family 1 1 0 0 3 1 +2 3
Tingitana 1 1 0 0 2 1 +1 3
Dance 2 Revolution 1 1 0 0 1 0 +1 3
Alex The Tall 1 0 0 1 1 2 -1 0
ElephantandCastle 1 0 0 1 0 1 -1 0
Dadostan 1 0 0 1 1 3 -2 0
Raptor Claw 1 0 0 1 1 3 -2 0
Carpet 1 0 0 1 0 3 -3 0
GROUP 9 P W D L GF GA GD Pts
Gesamtkuntswerk 1 1 0 0 3 0 +3 3
One Red Dot 1 1 0 0 3 1 +2 3
Giant Zucchini 1 1 0 0 3 2 +1 3
Aquilla 1 1 0 0 1 0 +1 3
Jeruselem 1 0 1 0 1 1 0 1
Wella 1 0 1 0 1 1 0 1
Shang-Ti 1 0 0 1 2 3 -1 0
Nanakaland 1 0 0 1 0 1 -1 0
Clearwater 1 0 0 1 1 3 -2 0
The mighty spurs 1 0 0 1 0 3 -3 0
GROUP 10 P W D L GF GA GD Pts
Brazillico 1 1 0 0 4 0 +4 3
Europa Britannia 1 1 0 0 4 0 +4 3
Eauz 1 1 0 0 4 2 +2 3
EL CID THE HERO 1 1 0 0 2 1 +1 3
Largent 1 0 0 1 2 1 +1 3
Melmond 1 0 0 1 1 2 -1 0
The Weegies 1 0 0 1 1 2 -1 0
Oceaice 1 0 0 1 2 4 -2 0
Lallania 1 0 0 1 0 4 -4 0
The Confederate 1 0 0 1 0 4 -4 0
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An even fatter man is sitting in the stands, watching Tanah Burung v Snub Nose 38.
Fat man (shouting at the players): You call that a tackle? You're a bum!
Crocodiles defender Rashid Nazir: Hey, you want me to come up there and shut you up?
Fat man: Yer a waste of a uniform! I've got half a mind to throw my rotten vegetables at you instead of the Hooligans!
Nazir climbs into the stands, looking angry. A beer-seller intercepts him, and hands both him and the fat man large mugs of beer. They clink glasses. On the pitch, Tanah Burung scores.
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Dang, my team is really performing the way they should this time around!
Three-Nil AGainst Ineptia, good start!
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Matchdays 1-3 are calculated using an RP bonus from the Pre-WC, WC, or Rosters thread. Every other matchday will be calculated using hte WC thread, and possibly another thread not yet created.
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A pair of two-one wins is exactly the right way to get this one started!
This is not a good start.
doh! Didn't realize this was starting already...
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Ah, a tough first day. We did score though. :D
Qualifying Matchday 2
Proudly sponsored by the Eclectic Lemming Corporation of Lemmitania: "State-owned since forever, it seems."
Makers of the famed Electric Lemming Chickenizer, the ChickA-Live Electric Chicken Deboner and the ELC Roadkill Rejuvenator!
GROUP 1
New Luca 0 - 2 New Montreal States
Presgreif 2 - 2 Grand master Mark
Larkinia 1 - 4 East Spaam
Kendelstand 1 - 3 Total n Utter Insanity
Audioslavia 1 - 1 The Eagle's Nest
GROUP 2
G Bugles 1 - 0 Steve's Island
Cicera 2 - 5 Gaddland
Dreyar 4 - 2 Creedence Clearwater
Thoroughbreds 1 - 2 Kaze Progressa
Lemmitania 0 - 1 Cockbill Street
GROUP 3
Airenguo 1 - 4 Pablicosta
The Evil Umpire 3 - 2 The Redavic Union
Holy India 2 - 2 NEWI Cefn Druids
Tepalguana 1 - 2 Snub Nose 38
Halfassedstates 0 - 1 Ravenspire
GROUP 4
Ineptia 0 - 1 Vilita
Hawcoat 0 - 2 Praying2God
Crystilakere 2 - 1 Iansisle
Danilotown 1 - 4 Tanah Burung
Rejistania 0 - 2 Sqournshelous
GROUP 5
Dead Man 1 - 1 Magnus Valerius
Lennon Marx 0 - 4 Lovisa
The Fivefold Star 0 - 1 Stalag 5
Makongo-Wodimalongo 3 - 3 Oddslavo
Commerce Heights 0 - 1 Svecia
GROUP 6
Vollmeria 1 - 2 Intelligent Madness
Aerigia 1 - 3 Tadjikistan
Keyshona 0 - 1 Belmorian Scandinavia
Bobbystan 1 - 2 Dennisov
Bedistan 2 - 1 Kerla
GROUP 7
Turna 2 - 3 The Republican Army
Winged Animals 3 - 3 Runaway Moose
New Kingman 3 - 3 NASTIC 2
Anitram 1 - 0 Mattigool
The Lowland Clans 2 - 0 Liverpool England
GROUP 8
Carpet 1 - 1 Raptor Claw
Tingitana 2 - 1 Lovebug
ElephantandCastle 1 - 4 Alex The Tall
Dadostan 1 - 4 Dance 2 Revolution
Spaam 1 - 0 The Belmore Family
GROUP 9
The mighty spurs 1 - 2 Wella
Nanakaland 1 - 3 Jeruselem
Clearwater 0 - 1 Aquilla
Shang-Ti 2 - 3 One Red Dot
Gesamtkuntswerk 1 - 0 Giant Zucchini
GROUP 10
Oceaice 1 - 1 Melmond
Largent 2 - 3 EL CID THE HERO
The Confederate 4 - 0 The Weegies
Lallania 1 - 3 Brazillico
Eauz 0 - 1 Europa Britannia