RNN Report:
A cargo Zeppelin en route to Portland Raysia was attacked by air pirates today, killing its crew of 42 Adidas Employees and downing their shipment of shoes and clothing with it. No one has claimed responsibility yet, but witnesses and recorders identified the following logo on the pirate aircraft:
This could be a corporate tactic to somehow boost sales by literally eliminating the competition. Police aircraft have increased patrols.
Official Response: ... *inno* :mrgreen:
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In the office of Gary Nike, Representative for Raysian sales branch.
Two men enter the room, and Gary raises an eyebrow, then smiles as he recognizes them. "Ahh, boys! I saw the news on TV, very nice work..."
"Thank you Mr. Nike," says a tall man in a flight suit, "It went accor-"
Nike pounded his fist on the table and pointed to the image on the screen,
"Oh, umm, well, we couldn't-- uhh, well I didn't kno-- aww man..."
*pop*
The tall pilot fell to the ground, dead, with a bloody hole in his head. Gary nike, holding a smocking glock in his hand, looks to the Shorter pirate that was standing beside the dead man. "You've got another hit tomorrow afternoon... and take that damn logo off your planes!"
<TAG 'cause it's too funny to loose track of!>
<TAG 'cause it's too funny to loose track of!>OOC: This RP is welcome to any Steampunk to Post-Modern nations ;)
BREAKING NEWS
Knootian transport convoy pirated in the Pacific
A small Knootian cargoship carriying mythrill from Menelmacar to the Endless Island has been hijacked in mid-ocean yesterday by unknown pirates. The pirates took nothing and left without any gain following quick deployment by a navy ship of Ruhr that happened to be in the area. However they shot crewmember Arnold Tanus, aged 34, when he tried to resist the boarding.
Shipping corporations are expected to take measures such as convoying transports in the area. They have also asked for the government to deploy navy assets to defend commercial interests.
The government is, in turn, considering to ask the UTP-Co Defence Group to take measures. With competition on the international markets soaring due to the recession there has been little from the UTP. However a government spokesman insisted that no formal request has been made at this time however.
OOC Gah I hate to do this Knoot, but change that to from the Hermes Facilty, and I don't have Mithril. Still thats unimportant, It could be any of several rare metals, hell maybe even Mithril if it can form on other Planets or in space.
The reason for the Hermes Facilty shift is I don't have a set Location and actually reside in space, but we operate an office from the Hermes facilty with a Webgate there for transporting in materials. (and shipping stuff out of course)
OOC: *nods*
Oh, okay. Sorry. I should have checked with you first. It was just some random good + nation I needed and this seemed colourful. I'll make it Menelmacar then. Surely they have mythrill.
His Omniferocity has ordered increased satellite and air coverage of the seas and airspace for 300 kilometers around Forlorn Hope. Naval presence will also be increased in response to the potential threat.
All air and sea commercial traffic in the central to southern Pacific is invited to transit through Forlorn Hope's Continental Defense Zone for safety.
Eternal Arch-Villain Psychopompos
Minister for Pre-Subjugation External Afairs
OOC:If you need a place for the pirates to get rid of the goods, Zerni would be the perfect place, theres no Tariffs, no regulations on businesses, don't need a license for anything and nearly everything is legal and the Extremely few things that are not legal are legal with a small bribe. They wouldn't care where the goods came from and best of all extremely small income tax only for citizens.
Raysia: Did you render that?
~Siri
Raysia: Did you render that?OOC: HAH! Thanks, but yeah right!! I'm not that good! It's from Crimson Skies on the X-Box. I did make the Nike Jolly Rogers logo tho ;)
~Siri
LRR will deploy a force of 120 General Health and Welfare Agency troopers to help guard against this piracy, They will be based off the S.S. <<<<Edited out-Classified>>>>
LRR will deploy a force of 120 General Health and Welfare Agency troopers to help guard against this piracy, They will be based off the S.S. <<<<Edited out-Classified>>>>OOC: Like i said, Steampunk-Post-Modern only please... no space tech
OOC: I think this as good a time as any to tell you all, The Raysian Air Defense Force has no jurisdiction below 2000 feet over urban and suburban areas. Police are the only ones that can fly in the cities, and, well, they're not too great ;) So Private escort groups etc are the only people who can be trusted to guard your zeppelins and transport planes.
I'm interested, will post something later
OOC-Instead of y'know, propeller planes, could I send VTOLs?
OOC: I only ever played the first Crimson Skies (Why didn't they bring out the sequel to the PC? WHY?!) So bear with me. I can't remeber what the X-winged planes with the rear propellers are called so I'll just call the Destructors.
-Supercarrier Zeppelin "Monstrous", currently cruising over Northern Raysia-
"Captain Fullman?" Havermeyer, the communications officer raised a hand for attention.
"What is it Havermeyer?"
"Local police patrol sir, they're warning us to change course. Heavy pirate attacks have been reported in this sector, sir."
"Lieutenant, we have dual heavy cannons in the fore and aft gun emplacements alongwith a broadside capacity that could outshoot a destroyer, enough machine guns to turn any passing pirate into a lead factory and a flying complement of seven Destructor aircraft. We have nothing to worry about. Fly on."
"Even so, sir, considering the value of the cargo, don't you think I should radio for assistance."
The captain sighed, "Very well, notify any other vessels in the area and form a convoy. This had better not waste any time. The cargo must get through."
OOC: I only ever played the first Crimson Skies (Why didn't they bring out the sequel to the PC? WHY?!) So bear with me. I can't remeber what the X-winged planes with the rear propellers are called so I'll just call the Destructors.
-Supercarrier Zeppelin "Monstrous", currently cruising over Northern Raysia-
"Captain Fullman?" Havermeyer, the communications officer raised a hand for attention.
"What is it Havermeyer?"
"Local police patrol sir, they're warning us to change course. Heavy pirate attacks have been reported in this sector, sir."
"Lieutenant, we have dual heavy cannons in the fore and aft gun emplacements alongwith a broadside capacity that could outshoot a destroyer, enough machine guns to turn any passing pirate into a lead factory and a flying complement of seven Destructor aircraft. We have nothing to worry about. Fly on."
"Even so, sir, considering the value of the cargo, don't you think I should radio for assistance."
The captain sighed, "Very well, notify any other vessels in the area and form a convoy. This had better not waste any time. The cargo must get through."