Name: Pink Fever!?!?
Description: After medical tests scientists find a new pandemic of Longaveronomenmorbus or Pink Fever which causes an incredibly pink tinge appear in the skin and major vomiting, making its way out in @@NAME@@! Your Citizens come for your wisdom!
Validity: Avoid wealthy nations, Avoid nations without capitol city, avoid nations without religion
Options: [option]"I think the most reasonable idea is to blame the medical industry make them pay their fair share!" says very angry internet ranter @@RANDOMMALENAME@@, "For too long have these fat cat medicine CEOs been making money off of our ill health while not curing us! We need to force these companies to pay their fair share in more taxes and actually cure us."
[effect]The medicine industry is taxed more than any other industry in @@NAME@@, in other news a huge pandemic still wipes across @@NAME@@
[stats]health decreases, public healthcare decreases, economy decreases, insurance decreases, wealth gaps decreases, lifespan increases, taxation increases
[option]"Now, Now let's calm down, we don't need to start taxing the medicine industry and run this economy into the ground." says Gastroenterology and famed television personality @@RANDOMMALENAME@@ "What we need to do our research more thoroughly we just need a few more @@CURRENCY@@s while that will raise taxes a little but we are helping people; it has nothing to do with us not wanting to cure people we just don't have the money."
[effect]Most tax money goes to the medicine industry
[stats]health increases, public healthcare increases, insurance increases, taxation increases, wealth gaps increases, lifespan increases, economy decreases, freedom from taxation decreases
[option]"Listen to all of these idiots." says local @@CAPITOL@@ preacher @@RANDOM NAME@@ of the ""@@CAPITAL@@ @@FAITH@@ Church of @@FAITH@@iness"", "We need to bring God back into the medical practice, that is why everyone is sick from this new pandemic we have so many sinners, it is punishment from above; from GOD, we need to give preachers medical licenses so they can heal people with the power of God. Amen"
[effect]Churches are seen as a good alternative to Hospitals.
[stats]spirituality increases, health decreases, public healthcare decreases, insurance increases, lifespan decreases, godlessness decreases, Primitiveness increases, intelligence decreases.
[option]"Okay sir with all due respect i'm the only actual government official here, actually how did these people get in here" says @@RANDOMMALENAME@@ your trusted and totally not crazy Minister of Defense, "The best way to contain this situation is by killing the infected then burn the bodies, therefore the disease can no longer spread I say it is a great idea and I believe it is more humane to end these people's suffering with a bullet to the head." he says as he smokes his incredibly large cigar "You remember when this disease hit Maxtopia? Didn't end well for them now did it."
[effect]People who show a pink tinge in their face are often shot and killed for having an infectious disease.
[stats]civil rights decreases, lifespan decreases, law enforcement increases, defense forces increases, death rate increases, corruption increases, charmlessness should also increases i think, maybe health would increase
