So I've been procrastinating on this for a while. There are a lot of complaints about religious characters being disproportionately stock-conservatives and, truth be told, that's a gripe I've had myself with the game, so I thought I'd write an issue where the religious option was over-the-top left-wing. This being NS I found a lifted-from-history incident that reads a little stranger than fiction...
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It has come time to draft the latest cards for @@NAME@@'s military, but the filing cabinets in question seems to be full of ashes and illegible gibberish. Meanwhile, a few activist leaders of @@FAITH@@ are fleeing the scene with annoyed military guards in hot pursuit. Concerned pundits suggest that it might be time to rethink @@NAME@@'s mandatory draft policy.
validity: nation has a draft, religion allowed
1. "For too long @@NAME@@ has been forcing its youth to fight and die in thankless wars," says Sibling @@RANDOMNAME@@, who appears to be using incense to ignite high-security documents. "Repent and heed the way of freedom; end the draft, and verily, we will be blessed once more."
[effect] the only draft in @@CAPITAL@@ is the one keeping @@LEADER@@'s office cold
[stats] religiousness up, happiness up, military down, death rate down, lifespan up, pacifism up
2. "This is an embarrassment that should never have happened in the first place," says General @@RANDOMNAME@@, who is not having much luck stamping out fires with a fancy hat. "We need to have tighter security around our draft boards, so that we can crack down on the rest of these 'dissidents'. Of course, that's going to require even more recruits, but these things happen."
[effect] cadets are drafted to stand guard over draft cards
[stats] military up, religiousness down
3. "This certainly should never have happened in the first place!" pipes up the Exalted Technician of the Order of Violet. "Why is @@NAME@@ even carrying around those antiquated paper cards anyway? Invoke the Will of the Glorious Server, and our esteemed acolytes will upgrade your system into a digital one. Then you can randomize your names without any interference!"
[effect] @@NAME@@'s draft system is completely unworkable in a lightning storm
[stats] alternative spirituality up (versus traditional?), primitiveness down
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Title is from this song about this guy, who would later go on to similarly break into nuclear weapons plants (which could be an alternative if I scrap this). Let me know if you have better ideas, there's a lot of things that almost sound right but nothing quite fits.
This overlaps a little with 313, but the protest here is against the entire system, not just opting out. I'm not crazy about lumping two different ideas (upgrading technology/alternative religion) into option 3, but I think they're a little too weak to stand alone.