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Next, Please!
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A recent two-part patriotic Public Information Video was produced by the National Department of Audiovisual Military Documents and, as usual, went straight to the archives with barely a single viewing. However, an observant former movie director has spotted that the film technically breaks the previously enacted law banning movie sequels.
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Valid for nations that have banned sequels (440.1)
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[option]"After the Sharknado fiasco, our government heavy-handed regulation of cinema essentially destroyed the movie industry," says Mikaela Bay, the ex-director, as her bankrupt movie studio is explosively demolished behind her against a sunset backdrop. "You've created a populace disconnected from global pop culture: Do Luke and Leia ever marry? Does Harry beat Voldemort? Nobody in @@NAME@@ knows. Repeal the ban on movie sequels, and we can get back into the modern world."
[effect]Mad Max: Returning Again to Barrydrome is this year's unexpected summer blockbuster
[option]"Look, it might be a small restriction on creative freedom, but it is the boundaries of creativity that encourage imagination," offers @@RANDOMNAME@@, an independent filmmaker whose recent arthouse flick The Spirit of the Anthill has just been greenlit. "You owe it to @@DEMONYM@@ culture to stand by the rules you have created: fire the offending film-maker, destroy all copies of the two-parter, and pay the fines."
[effect]the televised Budget Forecast for this year has been cancelled because there was already one last year
[option]"Mea culpa, I broke the rules," says the publically-employed propaganda-writer who penned the offending Public Information Video, sounding not at all remorseful. "Look, @@LEADER@@, rules like these don't apply to the government, do they? Laws are for the people, not for the law-makers. If anyone should be punished, its this dissident Mikaela Bay, who is seeking to undermine your rule."
[effect]propaganda movies are the only cinema productions available to an entertainment-starved public
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