Original Imperial Throne Now Open To Public Viewing

[Chadtonia]

For the first time since Chadtonia officially became a democracy in January 1st, 2000, the citizens of Chadtonia can enjoy the sight of the restored original Imperial throne.

While the Federal Council awaits the construction of a new seat of government facility, The Federal House, to be built directly in front of the former Imperial palace and seat of government (now The Grand Royal Convene) the restored Imperial Palace will be open to the public for tours when unoccupied by a tenant. The former Imperial Palace (I.e. The Grand Royal Convene) will also function as a residence for Distinguished Visitors to Chadtonia and be used for other State affairs.

This marks the first time in over 50 years that the original Imperial throne has been able to be viewed by the public.

[Devernia]

Tourist From Bigtopia Sits On Throne, Is Now King

[Longweather]

The Imperial Dominion has seen more impressive thrones though this one is slightly above-average in how lustrous it is.

[Chadtonia]

Tourist From Bigtopia Sits On Throne, Is Now Kin
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The Tourist in question, listed as Allen Matthews on the Grand Royal Convene tourist registration form has mysteriously vanished.

Chadtonia officials have been unable to locate his whereabouts. He is officially wanted for several charges:

Charge One: Violation of Chadtonia Tourism Laws to obey instructions of the Empirical Guard. (According to the Empirical Guards on duty at the time, this law was broken when he leapt over the ropes in spite of the instructions of the guards.)

Charge Two: Alleged Espionage (If Mr. Matthews is found the details of this charge will be explained in Federal Court.)

Charge Three: Alleged anti-Chadtonian speech.

Charge Four: Attempt at staging a coup.

Charge Five: Violation of Current Chadtonian Constitutional Admissions by attempting to usurp the current Emperor-In-Effect, President Sheila Abernathy. (According to the Constitution, in the abscence of an Emperor, The President of the Federal Council is the Emperor-In-Effect. This law applies to the current government since 2000 A.D.)

If found guilty of one or more of these charges, Allen Matthews will likely face additional terrorism charges.

The above charges against "Allen Matthews" have been made under the authority and instructions of the current Emperor-In-Effect, President Sheila Abernathy, and are supported by a unanimous vote by both houses of the Federal Council to be enacted according to Federal Law.

[Chadtonia]

The Imperial Dominion has seen more impressive thrones thought this one is slightly above-average in how lustrous it is.

We would like to invite your nation's most esteemed Diplomat to come to the new Empirical Museum when it is completed in approximately 1 year from today. This museum will hold additional thrones and replica thrones of a wide variety of luxuries and styles as well as historical information on many stories related to the Empirical Ages.

It is agreed that the original throne displayed above is not particularly the grandest of the thrones, however, it is a quite interesting artistic piece that visually explains the context of the tribal unity by the various tribes. It blends the three symbols of the three largest tribes of that foregone era quite nicely, and the throne is adorned with the face of Emperor Chad The First's most revered God, Lord Wind-Air at the base.

Normally, this information would not be given over this channel, however, it is because you find this throne beneath superiority, we extend an offer to come and view the more luxurious thrones when the Empirical Museum is completed.

[Ghondra]

A Ghondran Tourist and his wife walks in. They are morbidly obese, chomping on McRonalds Cheese Burgers. "Honey look! A throne! It looks just like our Emperor's" exclaimed the wife, in between gulps of McRonalds Boca-Cola. "Ooooh" the husband chortled, taking several shots with his Gondiak Camera. The Chadtonian Footmen, indignant, ushers the tourist couple away. Shocked at the way the Ghondrans were being treated, they rushed as far as their legs could take them to the Ghondran Embassy.

2 DAYS LATER

"On Behalf of His Imperial Majesty, Lawrence I
Emperor of the Ghondrans and of the Gaels
King of Midland

We hereby declare war on the nation of Chadtonia, a most incoherent and rude nation on behalf of our Emperor, and the noblemen Baronet Jon Kearsey and his wife Baronet Elena Kearsey, who have been so grossly insulted by the incorrigible conduct of personnel loyal to the throne of Chadtonia.

May god help you.

[Chadtonia]

A Ghondran Tourist and his wife walks in. They are morbidly obese, chomping on McRonalds Cheese Burgers. "Honey look! A throne! It looks just like our Emperor's" exclaimed the wife, in between gulps of McRonalds Boca-Cola. "Ooooh" the husband chortled, taking several shots with his Gondiak Camera. The Chadtonian Footmen, indignant, ushers the tourist couple away. Shocked at the way the Ghondrans were being treated, they rushed as far as their legs could take them to the Ghondran Embassy.

2 DAYS LATER

"On Behalf of His Imperial Majesty, Lawrence I
Emperor of the Ghondrans and of the Gaels
King of Midland

We hereby declare war on the nation of Chadtonia, a most incoherent and rude nation on behalf of our Emperor, and the noblemen Baronet Jon Kearsey and his wife Baronet Elena Kearsey, who have been so grossly insulted by the incorrigible conduct of personnel loyal to the throne of Chadtonia.

May god help you.

(This handwritten letter on official Chadtonian Federal Stationery complete with Chadtonia seal, national flag emblem and signature arrives on one of your nation's highest leaders desks)

Most Esteemed Respectable Revered and Honored, Emperor and Baronet, Jon Kearsy,

I, President, Commander-in-chief, and Emperor-In-Effect, President Sheila Abernathy of the People's United Provinces of Chadtonia am hereby writing to you with the desire to avoid unnecessary conflict and warfare. We have previously not had much, if any, relationship with Ghandra. Therefore it bequeaths me to extend an offer for a peaceful solution to this problem rather than to jump the gun into warfare with a national we have not previously known. We invite you and your wife to come again as honored guests at the Grand Royal Convene. You will be housed in the Upper Room. And The Grand Royal Orchestra will play both the Chadtonian National Anthem and the Ghandra National Anthem in your honor at the Grand Royal Convene Hall. You also are invited to sit in official Parliamentary House proceedings, as well as other business meetings in the current location of the Presidential office, and to tour the historical sites in the Grand Royal City of Chadtonia and surrounding areas. We will also employ a few Empirical Guards to serve as body guards for your stay.

On the request of the Department of Diplomatic Endeavors For Chadtonia The Federal Council is conducting an internal investigation regarding the protocol procedures for the Empirical Guards in the Grand Royal Convene.

I sincerely apologize on behalf of the nation of Chadtonia and all of its Citizens for this unwarranted action of our Guards and hope that we will be able to make amicable amends and to be at peace.

Thank you, and may whichever God or Gods you serve, highly favor you,

President Sheila Abernathy.

[Skyhooked]

Skyhookedian official comes there, and looks at the luxurous throne. He admires it for a few seconds and replies: "Hmmm... nice armchair, their monarch definitely had refined taste. I wonder, what craftsman made such exquisite item? And probably he was inspired by Russian culture and symbolism, maybe he was from Russia himself. This throne is not the most luxurious in the world, but it looks even more refined."

[Ghondra]

A crumpled letter bearing the seal of Chadtonia lay in a trash bin in the Imperial Foreign Ministry.

(OOC: Don't reply to this, my post was a joke poking fun at American tourists )

[Victorious Decepticons]

Nice. Too bad it's made of that common metal, though. It should be made of Unobtainium, like mine.

~Leader Megatron

[Decepticons value a type of metal according to its usefulness as well as its rarity, and think of gold as not being all that useful since it's too malleable to withstand a battle and its relatively low melting point makes it weak to blaster fire.]

[Mensirada Nysgceballada Ghebanea]

"Interesting", says an armor-clad Ghibalbian who then walks away.

[Devernia]

Tourist From Bigtopia Sits On Throne, Is Now Kin
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The Tourist in question, listed as Allen Matthews on the Grand Royal Convene tourist registration form has mysteriously vanished.

Chadtonia officials have been unable to locate his whereabouts. He is officially wanted for several charges:

Charge One: Violation of Chadtonia Tourism Laws to obey instructions of the Empirical Guard. (According to the Empirical Guards on duty at the time, this law was broken when he leapt over the ropes in spite of the instructions of the guards.)

Charge Two: Alleged Espionage (If Mr. Matthews is found the details of this charge will be explained in Federal Court.)

Charge Three: Alleged anti-Chadtonian speech.

Charge Four: Attempt at staging a coup.

Charge Five: Violation of Current Chadtonian Constitutional Admissions by attempting to usurp the current Emperor-In-Effect, President Sheila Abernathy. (According to the Constitution, in the abscence of an Emperor, The President of the Federal Council is the Emperor-In-Effect. This law applies to the current government since 2000 A.D.)

If found guilty of one or more of these charges, Allen Matthews will likely face additional terrorism charges.

The above charges against "Allen Matthews" have been made under the authority and instructions of the current Emperor-In-Effect, President Sheila Abernathy, and are supported by a unanimous vote by both houses of the Federal Council to be enacted according to Federal Law.

After further analyzation of Allen Matthews' background, it was found out that he was the citizen who allegedly threw a boomerang that knocked a world leader unconscious, and the man who had delayed a space shuttle launch because he threw cheese into an essential rocket part.

[The Intergalactic Universe Corporation]

The throne is beautiful! I wonder if we can sit on it?
-Angela Jones

[Chadtonia]

The throne is beautiful! I wonder if we can sit on it?
-Angela Jones

The Empirical Guard (guarding the left side of the throne steps forward and Responds with hastened speech (while slightly extending his rifle barrel 10 degrees foreward from facing the ceiling:) "No. Only Our Current Emperor-In-Effect, President Sheila Abernathy has such a privilege and honor, should she choose to accept it. It is a shame, however, that this throne was not restored when Allen Schmidt was elected as the first President of Chadtonia, though. He was deserving of that particular honor. May the gods be with him, and may whichever God or Gods you serve be with you."
(nods very minimally and returns to guarding the throne.)

The Second Empirical Guard (guarding the right side of the throne) states very loudly: "No one is legally permitted to sit on the throne, except the Chadtonian Emperor-In-Effect. Citizens and Respected Visitors of the Grand Royal Convene Do not cross the ropes or we will be forced to apprehend you!"

[The United Colonies of Earth]

"Was this throne evil?" UCE President Julian Agricola asks one of the guards, looking at the throne curiously. "It is a nice chair though. How much did it cost to get it made?"

[Theia Boatia]

Boatian tourists come and take pictures and admire the throne as it looks quite nice.

[The Intergalactic Universe Corporation]

Nice throne. Lemme take a photo. Maybe I can get a 3D-printed copy at home later.
-Tourist

[New Communist and Socialist Unions]

Hellow, here are some suitcases filled with 1,000,000,000 NSD. Might keep you afloat if hard times come.

- The Insane Emperor

[Radiatia]

"I came all this way just to look at a dang chair!? We have them there chairs back home! This is a rip-off!"

- Radiatian tourist.

[The Intergalactic Universe Corporation]

Hellow, here are some suitcases filled with 1,000,000,000 NSD. Might keep you afloat if hard times come.

- The Insane Emperor

Hello! Nice to see you again!
-Diplomat

The chair is really nice, but it looks old.
-Stupid fool

[Skyhooked]

"Do you mind if I take few photos from diffferent angles? I want to make accurate replica of this throne for my comedy... It would be a hit!" - Producer.

[The Intergalactic Universe Corporation]

Look Mommy! A big chair! Lemme go sit!
-Toddler

[Skyhooked]

Look Mommy! A big chair! Lemme go sit!
-Toddler

"Look... actually you can sit in that fancy chair without being emperor... just sneak up when the guards are being relpaced. I did it as a challenge for acception. Here is my photo of me on that throne. But tsss..." - New "Freeolader" recruit

[The Intergalactic Universe Corporation]

Look Mommy! A big chair! Lemme go sit!
-Toddler

"Look... actually you can sit in that fancy chair without being emperor... just sneak up when the guards are being relpaced. I did it as a challenge for acception. Here is my photo of me on that throne. But tsss..." - New "Freeolader" recruit

Ok... When will the guards change?
-Toddler

[Skyhooked]

"Look... actually you can sit in that fancy chair without being emperor... just sneak up when the guards are being relpaced. I did it as a challenge for acception. Here is my photo of me on that throne. But tsss..." - New "Freeolader" recruit

Ok... When will the guards change?
-Toddler

"Don't know... they must have changed their schedule. Just look at their mimics and behaviour. If they look very tired but with some life in their eyes... then the right time is close. But it's still hard to sneak past them... and, if they catch you, just make sweet eyes and ask politely. Also... we don't know each other" *Dissappears in the crowd* -New "Freeolader" recruit