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Apparently I'm a commie (political test)

Postby Nordrgard » Sat Feb 13, 2016 2:59 pm

I just took a political test that told me I was a commie and a liberal, very shocking indeed. How does this conflict with being anti-EU and against mass immigration?

You are a: Communist Libertarian Total-Isolationist Nativist Liberal
Collectivism score: 83%
Authoritarianism score: -50%
Internationalism score: -100%
Tribalism score: 67%
Liberalism score: 33%

Go ahead and try the test for yourselves. http://www.patheos.com/blogs/billykangas/2014/11/5-dimensional.html
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You are a: Communist Libertarian Total-Isolationist Nativist Liberal
Collectivism score: 83%
Authoritarianism score: -50%
Internationalism score: -100%
Tribalism score: 67%
Liberalism score: 33%
Economic Left/Right: -3.63
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -3.18
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Postby Waldriech » Sat Feb 13, 2016 3:06 pm

Collectivism score: 0%
Authoritarianism score: 67%
Internationalism score: -33%
Tribalism score: -17%
Liberalism score: -83%

How do I read this?
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Postby Nordrgard » Sat Feb 13, 2016 3:07 pm

Waldriech wrote:Collectivism score: 0%
Authoritarianism score: 67%
Internationalism score: -33%
Tribalism score: -17%
Liberalism score: -83%

How do I read this?


There should be a "You are a: " above the scores.

Based on the scores I would probably say some form of non-nationalist, slightly isolationist fascism.
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You are a: Communist Libertarian Total-Isolationist Nativist Liberal
Collectivism score: 83%
Authoritarianism score: -50%
Internationalism score: -100%
Tribalism score: 67%
Liberalism score: 33%
Economic Left/Right: -3.63
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -3.18
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Postby New Grestin » Sat Feb 13, 2016 3:11 pm

I am, and I quote: "Communist Anti-Government Interventionist Bleeding-Heart Progressive"

Collectivism score: 83%
Authoritarianism score: -33%
Internationalism score: 33%
Tribalism score: -100%
Liberalism score: 67%

I'd say that's about accurate, except for all those parts where I was approving of welfare and larger government.
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Postby Holtpolis » Sat Feb 13, 2016 3:16 pm

Socialist Anti-Government Isolationist Progressive

Collectivism score: 50%
Authoritarianism score: -17%
Internationalism score: -50%
Tribalism score: 0%
Liberalism score: 50%

kind of surprised tbh
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Postby Jochistan » Sat Feb 13, 2016 3:19 pm

Left-Leaning Authoritarian Interventionist Cosmopolitan Reactionary
Collectivism score:33%
Authoritarianism score: 50%
Internationalism score: 17%
Tribalism score: -17%
Liberalism score: -67%

> -67%
> left leaning
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Postby Waldriech » Sat Feb 13, 2016 3:25 pm

Hmm. I'm a "Centrist Authoritarian Non-Interventionist Fundamentalist"

I believe I am more of a Right-Centrist Authoritarian Non-Interventionist Fundamentalist. Pretty close thought.
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Postby Nordrgard » Sat Feb 13, 2016 3:36 pm

Jochistan wrote:Left-Leaning Authoritarian Interventionist Cosmopolitan Reactionary
Collectivism score:33%
Authoritarianism score: 50%
Internationalism score: 17%
Tribalism score: -17%
Liberalism score: -67%

> -67%
> left leaning


The "left leaning" part comes from your collectivism score.
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You are a: Communist Libertarian Total-Isolationist Nativist Liberal
Collectivism score: 83%
Authoritarianism score: -50%
Internationalism score: -100%
Tribalism score: 67%
Liberalism score: 33%
Economic Left/Right: -3.63
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -3.18
"How dreadful are the curses which Mohammedanism lays on its votaries! Besides the fanatical frenzy, which is as dangerous in a man as hydrophobia in a dog, there is this fearful fatalistic apathy."
Yes yes, there are indeed good Catholics (and good Muslims) all over the world. They're the ones who don't take their religion seriously
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Postby Nordrgard » Sat Feb 13, 2016 3:41 pm

Waldriech wrote:Hmm. I'm a "Centrist Authoritarian Non-Interventionist Fundamentalist"

I believe I am more of a Right-Centrist Authoritarian Non-Interventionist Fundamentalist. Pretty close thought.


Collectivism at 0% pretty much makes you a centrist, economically speaking.
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You are a: Communist Libertarian Total-Isolationist Nativist Liberal
Collectivism score: 83%
Authoritarianism score: -50%
Internationalism score: -100%
Tribalism score: 67%
Liberalism score: 33%
Economic Left/Right: -3.63
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -3.18
"How dreadful are the curses which Mohammedanism lays on its votaries! Besides the fanatical frenzy, which is as dangerous in a man as hydrophobia in a dog, there is this fearful fatalistic apathy."
Yes yes, there are indeed good Catholics (and good Muslims) all over the world. They're the ones who don't take their religion seriously
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Postby Blakullar » Sat Feb 13, 2016 3:43 pm

Waldriech wrote:Collectivism score: 0%
Authoritarianism score: 67%
Internationalism score: -33%
Tribalism score: -17%
Liberalism score: -83%

How do I read this?

Sounds like a fascist score.

Anyway, I haven't taken the 5D political test yet, but all the others I have taken so far seem to point to me being a "patriotic and authoritarian Communist" (to quote one of those said tests) - which sounds about right, in my opinion.
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Postby District XIV » Sat Feb 13, 2016 3:47 pm

Socialist Anti-Government Total-Isolationist Moderate

Collectivism score: 67%
Authoritarianism score: -33%
Internationalism score: -83%
Tribalism score: -33%
Liberalism score: 0%


Interesting.
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Postby Diopolis » Sat Feb 13, 2016 3:50 pm

You are a: Socialist Pro-Government Total-Isolationist Cosmopolitan Fundamentalist
Collectivism score: 50%
Authoritarianism score: 17%
Internationalism score: -83%
Tribalism score: -33%
Liberalism score: -100%
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Postby The Republic of American Freedom » Sat Feb 13, 2016 3:51 pm

You are a: Objectivist Anarchist Total-Isolationist Ultranationalist Fundamentalist

Collectivism score: -100%
Authoritarianism score: -100%
Internationalism score: -100%
Tribalism score: 100%
Liberalism score: -100%
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Postby Waveney » Sat Feb 13, 2016 3:55 pm

You are a: Centrist Authoritarian Interventionist Nativist Traditionalist

Collectivism score: 0%
Authoritarianism score: 50%
Internationalism score: 17%
Tribalism score: 67%
Liberalism score: -17%
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Postby The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp » Sat Feb 13, 2016 3:56 pm

I am a (teh ebvil) Communist Totalitarian Multilateralist Humanist Libertine

Collectivism score: 100%
Authoritarianism score: 83%
Internationalism score: 50%
Tribalism score: -67%
Liberalism score: 83%

Might I add, the questions were a bit too right wing for my taste.
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Postby The Intergalactic Russian Empire » Sat Feb 13, 2016 3:57 pm

You are a: Socialist Authoritarian Interventionist Bleeding-Heart Liberal

Collectivism score: 67%
Authoritarianism score: 50%
Internationalism score: 33%
Tribalism score: -100%
Liberalism score: 17%

What does "Bleeding-Heart" even mean?
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Postby Old Tyrannia » Sat Feb 13, 2016 4:11 pm

Apparently I am a "Left-Leaning Authoritarian Humanist Reactionary." The quiz is very oversimplified and not very useful, but as far as online political quizzes go, it's not the worst one out there. My main grievance would be the way that it seems to have decided that I don't value national identity simply because I don't regard my country or my culture as inherently superior to other countries or cultures.
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Postby The Wolven League » Sat Feb 13, 2016 4:14 pm

The Intergalactic Russian Empire wrote:You are a: Socialist Authoritarian Interventionist Bleeding-Heart Liberal

Collectivism score: 67%
Authoritarianism score: 50%
Internationalism score: 33%
Tribalism score: -100%
Liberalism score: 17%

What does "Bleeding-Heart" even mean?

It's a pejorative term for liberals.
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You are a: Right-Leaning Isolationist Humanist Progressive
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Postby The State of Oceania » Sat Feb 13, 2016 4:42 pm

Right-Leaning Authoritarian Total-Isolationist Ultranationalist Fundamentalist

Collectivism score: -17%
Authoritarianism score: 67%
Internationalism score: -100%
Tribalism score: 100%
Liberalism score: -100%
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Postby Nordrgard » Sat Feb 13, 2016 5:29 pm

The Wolven League wrote:
The Intergalactic Russian Empire wrote:You are a: Socialist Authoritarian Interventionist Bleeding-Heart Liberal

Collectivism score: 67%
Authoritarianism score: 50%
Internationalism score: 33%
Tribalism score: -100%
Liberalism score: 17%

What does "Bleeding-Heart" even mean?

It's a pejorative term for liberals.


In this case it's more about his -100% "tribalism" score. His score on liberalism was not that high.
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You are a: Communist Libertarian Total-Isolationist Nativist Liberal
Collectivism score: 83%
Authoritarianism score: -50%
Internationalism score: -100%
Tribalism score: 67%
Liberalism score: 33%
Economic Left/Right: -3.63
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -3.18
"How dreadful are the curses which Mohammedanism lays on its votaries! Besides the fanatical frenzy, which is as dangerous in a man as hydrophobia in a dog, there is this fearful fatalistic apathy."
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Postby Nordrgard » Sat Feb 13, 2016 5:30 pm

The State of Oceania wrote:Right-Leaning Authoritarian Total-Isolationist Ultranationalist Fundamentalist

Collectivism score: -17%
Authoritarianism score: 67%
Internationalism score: -100%
Tribalism score: 100%
Liberalism score: -100%


Corporate dictatorship?
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You are a: Communist Libertarian Total-Isolationist Nativist Liberal
Collectivism score: 83%
Authoritarianism score: -50%
Internationalism score: -100%
Tribalism score: 67%
Liberalism score: 33%
Economic Left/Right: -3.63
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -3.18
"How dreadful are the curses which Mohammedanism lays on its votaries! Besides the fanatical frenzy, which is as dangerous in a man as hydrophobia in a dog, there is this fearful fatalistic apathy."
Yes yes, there are indeed good Catholics (and good Muslims) all over the world. They're the ones who don't take their religion seriously
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Postby The Republic of American Freedom » Sat Feb 13, 2016 6:53 pm

The Republic of American Freedom wrote:You are a: Objectivist Anarchist Total-Isolationist Ultranationalist Fundamentalist

Collectivism score: -100%
Authoritarianism score: -100%
Internationalism score: -100%
Tribalism score: 100%
Liberalism score: -100%

You are a: Communist Totalitarian World-Federalist Bleeding-Heart Libertine

Collectivism score: 100%
Authoritarianism score: 100%
Internationalism score: 100%
Tribalism score: -100%
Liberalism score: 100%

After a visit from our friends at the KGB FBI, I've changed my political views.
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Postby Barboneia » Sat Feb 13, 2016 6:58 pm

I've figured out by now that these tests are a load of hokey.
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Postby Nyakki Momoyama » Sat Feb 13, 2016 7:00 pm

This is what I got:

Left-Leaning Authoritarian Interventionist Moderate

Collectivism score: 17%
Authoritarianism score: 50%
Internationalism score: 33%
Tribalism score: 0%
Liberalism score: 0%
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