The Academy of Evil: Campus

[Linnuis]

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This is the place where all students of the Academy are able to RP anything from hatching their latest evil plot to just telling the story of their life at the Academy. Be creative, descriptive, and most importantly of all, be evil.

[Ministerial]

I of hues

[Yymea]

Ilyuguri Gurtila walked up to the kitchen. He straightened his jacket, and slanted his eyes. He had been perfecting his stare recently, and he was content. He had decided that, given his curiosity for the smell of vinegar in his room, he would get someone that could always be in the kitchen. He entered it and stared at the students there, playing with knives and guns like fools. One of them was dressed in a ridiculous blue kimono, which reflected the light in a curious way. One of them looked at him, and he smiled as a response, feeling wholly superior to him. He wouldn't distract himself from his goal, however. He entered the kitchen. He didn't look at the cook, and went straight to the kitchen boys. He saw one, a short, red haired child. He asked, kneeling down slightly "Hello boy, what is your name?" after a few seconds, he responded "Name is Edmund sir" Gurtila smiled, he liked the name "How old are you?" the boy didn't hesitate this time "Eleven sir" he nodded "A bright young lad..." he then proceeded to take a coin out of his pocket, and give it to him "Can you do me a favour?" the child nodded, bright eyed "Yessir" Ilyuguri said, in a hushed tone "You shall do what I say from now on"

[Ministerial]

Ilyuguri Gurtila walked up to the kitchen. He straightened his jacket, and slanted his eyes. He had been perfecting his stare recently, and he was content. He had decided that, given his curiosity for the smell of vinegar in his room, he would get someone that could always be in the kitchen. He entered it and stared at the students there, playing with knives and guns like fools. One of them was dressed in a ridiculous blue kimono, which reflected the light in a curious way. One of them looked at him, and he smiled as a response, feeling wholly superior to him. He wouldn't distract himself from his goal, however. He entered the kitchen. He didn't look at the cook, and went straight to the kitchen boys. He saw one, a short, red haired child. He asked, kneeling down slightly "Hello boy, what is your name?" after a few seconds, he responded "Name is Edmund sir" Gurtila smiled, he liked the name "How old are you?" the boy didn't hesitate this time "Eleven sir" he nodded "A bright young lad..." he then proceeded to take a coin out of his pocket, and give it to him "Can you do me a favour?" the child nodded, bright eyed "Yessir" Ilyuguri said, in a hushed tone "You shall do what I say from now on"

Hue Nguyen sees Yymea, he does not do anything, but starts to laugh. "Hue, hue, hue" He proceeds to go back into his room where he plans out an enormous plan

[Linnuis]

Lord-Chancellor George Bentley walks through the kitchen and sees a student wearing a stupid blue kimono and decides that something must be done. It just so happened that the Lord-Chancellor was carrying lab rat in a cage and a plan formed in his head. He waited until no one was looking then set the rat loose immediately behind the young student. Hearing a noise behind her she turned around and saw the enormous rat running towards her. In a frenzy she ran straight into a vat of boiling hot soup, which spilled all over her kimono and giving her terrible burns, not to mention incurring the wrath of the other students who would go without lunch. Fully satisfied, the Lord-Chancellor left the kitchen and pondered how he would explain to professor Blake how he lost the rat...

[Malutia Lusia Cialty]

"Hmm"
Takes a pipe and starts to smoke it

[Linnuis]

"Hmm"
Takes a pipe and starts to smoke it

*The Lord-Chancellor approves of pipes*

[Malutia Lusia Cialty]

"Hmm"
Takes a pipe and starts to smoke it

*The Lord-Chancellor approves of pipes*

"What? Of course this is terrible and you are going to die faster of it and its not cool but it is meh"

[Yymea]

Gurtila waited for Edmund in his room. He had been waiting for an hour for his return, but so far it had been a dull, uninteresting time. He looked through the shelf, there were already some books there from the last person that lived there. After he finished observing each and every one of them, he sat back down, dissapointed. More than half were copies of "The Prince", and the rest were collections of essays about taking over the world. He decided to explore the room a bit more, he had the feeling that he might find something. He opened a few shelves, searched the wardrobe, tapped the wall, and then punched it, knocked at the ceiling and twisted all that could be twisted. Finally, he realized that the room was completely void of any secrets, which intrigued him immensely. He decided to sit back. He soon fell asleep.

Edmund knocked at the door "Sir!" Gurtile woke up, blinked a few times, straightened his jacket, and opened the door. Edmund had a key in his hand.

[Malutia Lusia Cialty]

"I wonder where is my room and who my room mate"

[Linnuis]

"I wonder where is my room and who my room mate"

Since you're at the same college as Frank Xiang it could be him, or you could find someone else to share your room with.

[Malutia Lusia Cialty]

"I wonder where is my room and who my room mate"

Since you're at the same college as Frank Xiang it could be him, or you could find someone else to share your room with.

"Cant i be alone?"

[Linnuis]

Since you're at the same college as Frank Xiang it could be him, or you could find someone else to share your room with.

"Cant i be alone?"

Of course you can but from what you said earlier I assumed that you wanted a roommate.

[Malutia Lusia Cialty]

"Cant i be alone?"

Of course you can but from what you said earlier I assumed that you wanted a roommate.

"A dead one?"

[Malutia Lusia Cialty]

"I wonder what would happend if i raped somebody"

[Linnuis]

Of course you can but from what you said earlier I assumed that you wanted a roommate.

"A dead one?"

How about a skeleton?

"I wonder what would happend if i raped somebody"

At this university? The good lady would most likely stab you with a poison tipped icepick.

[Ministerial]

"A dead one?"

How about a skeleton?

"I wonder what would happend if i raped somebody"

At this university? The good lady would most likely stab you with a poison tipped icepick.

a strong, independent lady who need no man

[Malutia Lusia Cialty]

"A dead one?"

How about a skeleton?

"I wonder what would happend if i raped somebody"

At this university? The good lady would most likely stab you with a poison tipped icepick.

"Then a skeleton it is"

[Linnuis]

How about a skeleton?
At this university? The good lady would most likely stab you with a poison tipped icepick.

"Then a skeleton it is"

Probably the wisest choice.

Also I'm planning to give another lecture in the next few days or so. Make sure to attend. Those who don't will suffer death... three times.

[Malutia Lusia Cialty]

"Then a skeleton it is"

Probably the wisest choice.

Also I'm planning to give another lecture in the next few days or so. Make sure to attend. Those who don't will suffer death... three times.

"That is not possible"

[Linnuis]

Probably the wisest choice.

Also I'm planning to give another lecture in the next few days or so. Make sure to attend. Those who don't will suffer death... three times.

"That is not possible"

Yes it is. One of our esteemed professors invented a resurrection machine once and gave me one. I can execute you then resurrect you, then execute you, then resurrect you, then execute you again.

[Malutia Lusia Cialty]

"That is not possible"

Yes it is. One of our esteemed professors invented a resurrection machine once and gave me one. I can execute you then resurrect you, then execute you, then resurrect you, then execute you again.

"Well. Fuck"

[Camelone]

Edmund walked in with the grace and dignity gained with a life of nobility and crinkled his nose up ever so slightly when he came across the group talking. The word resurrection machine peeked his interest though and so he decided to swallow his pride and discuss with those of lower birth than himself. "Lord-Chancellor may I inquire something? Will this resurrection machine return the subject fully from the grave or only partial and stop at reinstating the base instincts?"

Extending his arm he also handed the others the necessary glasses to view the image "Please put these on." He simply said before pulling up a holographic video of one of his fathers tests.

"The serum seems to give the subjects no regard for their living brethren and even appears to make them hosti- Good Lord! Oh I'm going to be sick!" Xavier Vigster exclaimed as one of his subjects broke free of their steel restraints and mauled an assistant to death before it tried to eat the poor man, with a chorus of automatic weaponry the thing was thrown backwards before it tried getting back up, a shotgun blast to the head put it down for good this time.

"Duke Xavier should we continue the tests?" An armored individual yelled up to the sick duke.

"Yes Sir Knight please continue the test and get a exorcist down here I don't need poltergeists and demons hindering my already dark work. Hide Project Lazarus though, we can't let the clergy or the Inquisition to get word of this or we'll be taken down quicker than a cavalry regiment against a machine gun." Xavier said back before he returned to his work looking over to the camera. "Edmund! What the hell did I tell you about being down here when the project is active?! I told you to never come down here and if the red light shines to run to the knight barracks!" Xavier yelled at Edmund as he angrily stormed towards Edmund who screeched and pointed down into the testing area.

More of the subjects were rising from the tables, breaking the steel restraints as if they were paper and started to charge the assistants in the area. Screams and gunfire emerged but the bloodshed was not the most disturbing factor, the subjects bodies began changing into something evil, glowing eyes, transparent skin, bones pushing through the skin, and teeth enlarging to fangs. To all this Xavier laughed "It works! My army will be truly immortal! Now all I need to do is control them... Oh, oh, oh that's disgusting I think I'm going to throw up." Touching a comm link "Bring in the sweepers, there are a few deadly subjects free and they need to be taken care of. Thank you." Turning towards Edmund he took the camera and said "Now you leave." The final shot was of a few robots entering with a combination of flamethrowers and Gatling guns.

"So not like that I assume?" Edmund said powering down the video to listen to the response.

[Linnuis]

Edmund walked in with the grace and dignity gained with a life of nobility and crinkled his nose up ever so slightly when he came across the group talking. The word resurrection machine peeked his interest though and so he decided to swallow his pride and discuss with those of lower birth than himself. "Lord-Chancellor may I inquire something? Will this resurrection machine return the subject fully from the grave or only partial and stop at reinstating the base instincts?"

Extending his arm he also handed the others the necessary glasses to view the image "Please put these on." He simply said before pulling up a holographic video of one of his fathers tests.

"The serum seems to give the subjects no regard for their living brethren and even appears to make them hosti- Good Lord! Oh I'm going to be sick!" Xavier Vigster exclaimed as one of his subjects broke free of their steel restraints and mauled an assistant to death before it tried to eat the poor man, with a chorus of automatic weaponry the thing was thrown backwards before it tried getting back up, a shotgun blast to the head put it down for good this time.

"Duke Xavier should we continue the tests?" An armored individual yelled up to the sick duke.

"Yes Sir Knight please continue the test and get a exorcist down here I don't need poltergeists and demons hindering my already dark work. Hide Project Lazarus though, we can't let the clergy or the Inquisition to get word of this or we'll be taken down quicker than a cavalry regiment against a machine gun." Xavier said back before he returned to his work looking over to the camera. "Edmund! What the hell did I tell you about being down here when the project is active?! I told you to never come down here and if the red light shines to run to the knight barracks!" Xavier yelled at Edmund as he angrily stormed towards Edmund who screeched and pointed down into the testing area.

More of the subjects were rising from the tables, breaking the steel restraints as if they were paper and started to charge the assistants in the area. Screams and gunfire emerged but the bloodshed was not the most disturbing factor, the subjects bodies began changing into something evil, glowing eyes, transparent skin, bones pushing through the skin, and teeth enlarging to fangs. To all this Xavier laughed "It works! My army will be truly immortal! Now all I need to do is control them... Oh, oh, oh that's disgusting I think I'm going to throw up." Touching a comm link "Bring in the sweepers, there are a few deadly subjects free and they need to be taken care of. Thank you." Turning towards Edmund he took the camera and said "Now you leave." The final shot was of a few robots entering with a combination of flamethrowers and Gatling guns.

"So not like that I assume?" Edmund said powering down the video to listen to the response.

The Lord-Chancellor leaned back in his high backed leather chair, he paused for a moment and considered what the bright eyed student had asked him.

"I see you already have some experience in the field of evil... that's good. I imagine you'll go far at this establishment. As to your question, Professor von Kempelen's machine was designed to recreate the destroyed cells in the human body so that, unless the subject had sustained catastrophic injuries, anyone could effectively live forever. He received substantial funding from the Austrian government to finance his research. However, his funding was cut many years ago, forcing him to abandon his work. Having grown bitter he wished for revenge against the Austrian government and swore that he would continue his work here at the Academy.

"He is currently working on a project with Doctor Thalamus which seeks to deprive sentient beings of free will. Reducing human beings to their baser instincts is alright but hard to control. Utterly depriving them of free will, whilst they remain fully conscious, seems much more promising.

[Krypton Nova]

Xenon arrived at the academy. He noticed that the place was a nice and quiet place. At least, compared to his office back in Krypton Nova. There, the overabundance of noise had always bothered him. It was no real hindrance to him or anything, but rather an annoying and persistent nuisance, like the Novan army's generals. Yes, very much like the army's generals... annoying and persistent. The only real difference being that the noise couldn't be removed.
Near the entrance he saw a girl, who was smoking a cigarette. A bad habit, so he thought. Cigarette butts are like offering a free blood sample to the police... now who does that? Nevertheless, he stopped, and engaged to speak to her. It is always advantageous to make 'friends' before really getting into something... politics had learned him that well enough. Of course, in this case, he couldn't do so before arriving, so he decided he should start with that immediately. "What a nice clear sky tonight", he said in a nice, somewhat soft voice. The girl raised an eyebrow. She was clearly not used to being approached by others. "Ah, well", he continued, "a pity that the moon is so bright at clear nights. I love the stars... but the moon? To bright to do anything." The girl nodded. He grinned. She clearly wasn't one of the brightest minds around. That was a good thing, as he thought it might be useful to have such a person around. "What's so funny?", she inquired. "Oh, nothing, I was simply thinking about how that person there might get noticed before he is able to reach his target." He pointed his fingers at one of the windows. She looked briefly to where he pointed. He robbed her of her pack of cigarettes, without her noticing. "I don't see anything... oh wait... yeah now I see it too." There wasn't anything to be seen of course, but Xenon knew she didn't want to look like an idiot. And besides, that weird formation of that shadow could be easily mistaken for a crouched person...
She threw her cigarette-butt away. "I'm off to my room", she said. "See you later." "I hopes so", he replied. She laughed. He waited until she was inside. He looked around. He was all alone. Carefully, he strapped on a leather glove, picked up the cigarette butt she threw away, and put it in a little zip lock bag. After he had put the bag away, he entered the academy for the first time.