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Postby Gig em Aggies » Sun Oct 04, 2015 12:52 pm

http://www.asian-defence.net/2011/03/iran-has-tested-prototype-of-its-first.html

Oh Iran when will you ever learn that no one is going to believe you. you already embarrassed yourself with your supposed Qaher-313 "stealth fighter" so why Iran why are you shooting yourselves in the foot again.

Seriously: I think its laughable when I see anything related to stealth or top quality advanced military tech coming out of Iran their best planes are the Russian Mig-29 and American F-14 Tomcats I don't see Iran as an aerial or naval threat anywhere in the future near or far maybe just maybe they'll get their first stealth fighter when the West, China, and Russia has space fighters shooting each other down with lasers.

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Postby Alyakia » Sun Oct 04, 2015 12:54 pm

the joke is that all stealth fighters are jokes
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Postby Mefpan » Sun Oct 04, 2015 12:55 pm

Well, I haven't seen anything of this Iranian plane so far, so I'm going to wager that it's one hell of a stealthy plane indeed.
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Postby Gig em Aggies » Sun Oct 04, 2015 12:56 pm

Alyakia wrote:the joke is that all stealth fighters are jokes

not really but none more so are jokes then ones out of Iran
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Postby Kraylandia » Sun Oct 04, 2015 12:57 pm

I think they might actually have a stealth plane this time, but the West will always be ahead of them where "stealth technology" is concerned, so you're right when you say that you don't see them as much of a threat. They're not.
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Postby Alyakia » Sun Oct 04, 2015 12:57 pm

Gig em Aggies wrote:
Alyakia wrote:the joke is that all stealth fighters are jokes

not really but none more so are jokes then ones out of Iran


hmm i'll admit that iran's are probably the jokiest yeah
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Postby Gig em Aggies » Sun Oct 04, 2015 12:58 pm

Mefpan wrote:Well, I haven't seen anything of this Iranian plane so far, so I'm going to wager that it's one hell of a stealthy plane indeed.

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Postby The balkens » Sun Oct 04, 2015 1:00 pm

Gig em Aggies wrote:
Mefpan wrote:Well, I haven't seen anything of this Iranian plane so far, so I'm going to wager that it's one hell of a stealthy plane indeed.

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That looks about as stupid as their last brain tumor.
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Postby BK117B2 » Sun Oct 04, 2015 1:00 pm

Well, given that their great 'new' aircraft consist of 40-50 year old designs with some new metal riveted on.....I wouldn't be too worried
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Postby United Kingdom of Poland » Sun Oct 04, 2015 1:02 pm

They might look stealthy but that tails might as well be a "please kill me" sign for anyone using an IR seeking weapon.
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Postby Mefpan » Sun Oct 04, 2015 1:02 pm

Gig em Aggies wrote:
Mefpan wrote:Well, I haven't seen anything of this Iranian plane so far, so I'm going to wager that it's one hell of a stealthy plane indeed.

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You're a spoilsport and those are models. Now let's just go back to snarking about Iran's military capabilities, okay :p?
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Postby The Two Jerseys » Sun Oct 04, 2015 1:05 pm

That lack of elevators can't be good for maneuverability.
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Postby Mefpan » Sun Oct 04, 2015 1:14 pm

The Two Jerseys wrote:That lack of elevators can't be good for maneuverability.

Nonsense, rigorous testing by general staff running around clutching scale models of stealth plane in hand waving them about making pew pew noises with their mouths has proven that Iran's newest military miracle machine will stand up to Western Anglo-American imperialist-zionist ambitions.
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Postby The balkens » Sun Oct 04, 2015 1:21 pm

Mefpan wrote:
The Two Jerseys wrote:That lack of elevators can't be good for maneuverability.

Nonsense, rigorous testing by general staff running around clutching scale models of stealth plane in hand waving them about making pew pew noises with their mouths has proven that Iran's newest military miracle machine will stand up to Western Anglo-American imperialist-zionist ambitions.


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Postby Tule » Sun Oct 04, 2015 2:08 pm

They are exaggerating of course, no aircraft is completely invisible to radar.

It should be noted however that Iran managed to capture a US stealth drone a few years ago.
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Postby Empire of Narnia » Sun Oct 04, 2015 2:11 pm

It looks really tiny. It's not even as big as the truck they are carrying it on.
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Postby Uxupox » Sun Oct 04, 2015 2:13 pm

Tule wrote:They are exaggerating of course, no aircraft is completely invisible to radar.

It should be noted however that Iran managed to capture a US stealth drone a few years ago.


A stealth drones capabilities is not the same as the F-117 or the B-2.
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Postby Gig em Aggies » Sun Oct 04, 2015 2:56 pm

Uxupox wrote:
Tule wrote:They are exaggerating of course, no aircraft is completely invisible to radar.

It should be noted however that Iran managed to capture a US stealth drone a few years ago.


A stealth drones capabilities is not the same as the F-117 or the B-2.

What do you mean by that?
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Postby Herskerstad » Tue Oct 06, 2015 4:35 pm

I am guessing it's hand launched and carries the additional stealth-based property of being able to be folded up nicely into ones pocket.
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Postby Internationalist Bastard » Tue Oct 06, 2015 4:56 pm

Great. Now even Iran will have those asshole stealth pilots.
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Postby Internationalist Bastard » Tue Oct 06, 2015 4:58 pm

Herskerstad wrote:I am guessing it's hand launched and carries the additional stealth-based property of being able to be folded up nicely into ones pocket.

Paper airplanes are stealthy. They have terrorized substitute teachers for many decades.
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Postby The Serbian Empire » Tue Oct 06, 2015 5:05 pm

Mefpan wrote:Well, I haven't seen anything of this Iranian plane so far, so I'm going to wager that it's one hell of a stealthy plane indeed.

Yeah, it must not even be real.
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Postby Val Halla » Tue Oct 06, 2015 5:06 pm

I thought this was going to be a thread about some sort of Iranian Solid Snake. I'm disappointed
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Val Halla wrote:I thought this was going to be a thread about some sort of Iranian Solid Snake. I'm disappointed

Iranian snake not so solid!
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Postby Galactic Assembly of Free Planets » Tue Oct 06, 2015 5:13 pm

Val Halla wrote:I thought this was going to be a thread about some sort of Iranian Solid Snake. I'm disappointed

Solid Snakes don't fly, at least not with wings.
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