Palekaiko Islands News Thread (Palekaiko Islands Only)

[Aquapelago]

Palekaiko Islands News Thread


Palekaiko Islands [Region]

An ongoing thread where members of the Palekaiko Islands can post news about their national happenings.

[Allied Mastercomputer]

Global Broadcast

SCATTERED CITIES IN THE NORTH UNITE UNDER ONE BANNER

Previously, there has been a small collection of minor, nomadic tribes in the unoccupied Northern territory, above Aquapelago. Over time these tribes have settled down and formed their own agrarian societies which have gone largely ignored by the developed world. Now, the leaders of these towns have gathered and decided that the best course of action would be to merge their respective tribes to become a single region. This new addition to the Palekaiko Islands has titled itself the Dominion of the Allied Mastercomputer, a bizarre AI core which acts as the all-powerful ruler of the nation - The supercomputer is believed to be a deity and is worshiped as a God by the natives.

[The United Petrokovian Federation]

The Democratic Republic of Crotarossiya has run another military drill, this time in the mountains.

In other news, the DRC has chosen a new delegate to the Island Council, and the paperwork for the nation's entrance into the Oceanic Union has been finalized and approved.

[Sjealand]

Skandinavia Crushes Leo'ka Rebels!

Today at 03:30 the Grand Imperium has dealt a significant blow to the seperatist Leo'ka rebels as 5.000 men attacked the stronghold of Nua. The Imperial Navy also commenced a bombardment from the seaside resulting in the total annihalation of the Leo'ka top leaders. The Imperator has decided in his majestic and divine love for the people that only 25% of the traitorous and barbaric population are to be executed. These executions will commence this evening at 20:45 and will be showcased live globally.

Plans for the resettling of former Leo'ka lands have already been put into place, and soon all loyal Skandinavian people will have the opportunity the live in the scenic valleys or beautiful beaches of the Leo'ka islands. The remaining Leo'ka people have been ordered to move to more northern islands as they do not deserve their fertile lands.

Long live the Grand Imperator in life and death we obey him!!

''Notice from the Imperial Ministery of Workers''
Leo'ka prisoners taken during the war will be put to sale at the forum in Corpus. Leo'kans are strong and durable, well suited for hard labour, and their women are lovely, and can entertain any person both in and out of bed

[Aquapelago]

Aquapelago Condemns Scandinavian

Aquapelago has issues a condemnation on Scandinavian today after their senseless brutality to the Leo'ka. They said that Scandinavian was needlessly violent and a danger to themselves and other islands of the region. Aquapelago, however, has not threatened to do anything further.

[The United Petrokovian Federation]

Following the Skandinavian massacre of a quarter of the entire population of the Leo'ka peoples, Crotarossiya has condemned the Grand Imperium. Crotarossiya also condemns Skandinavia for their practices of slavery, the public broadcasting of the executions, the appropriation of Leo'ka peoples' land, and the forced migration of the Leo'ka peoples off of their rightful territories. The Democratic Republic of Crotarossiya has threatened economic and diplomatic sanctions with Skandinavia if they continue these actions.

[Skandinavian]

Skandinavia Answers International Condemnations!

His Grand Imperial Majesty Maknuss III, may light follow his path, appeared at the Imperial Palace today following the unjust and brutal allegations from the international community. ''These republicans think they are so high and mighty, believing whatever they think is right. This has been our tradition for millenias and no republican will change that''

This was followed by the Imperator urinating in the Crotarussiyan flag and burning it publicly

[The United Petrokovian Federation]

Following a most unflattering speech and gesture towards Aquapelago and especially Crotarossiya, Crotarossiya has officially declared diplomatic and economic sanctions. Unrelated to the government, people all over Crotarossiya have started burning the Skandinavian flag, even in the middle of streets.

The Crotarossiyan government urges Aquapelago to place sanctions on Skandinavia for their many human rights violations.

[Aquapelago]

Aquapelago Threatens Scandinavian

The president of Aquapelago, Samuel Bennett, has stated that Skandinavian was out of line when they publicly defaced the Crotarossiya flag. He has stated that Skandinavian has yet to progress passed the stone age and is likely still sacrificing people at the alter and worshiping volcanoes. He has stated that they continue to lack any morals and violate too many civil rights. Bennett encourages all nations to place diplomatic sanctions, however Aquapelago cannot do much else than that as it already has had a longstanding embargo with Skandinavian and political relations have been virtually non-existent.

[Unionian Palekaiko Islands]

Unionian Islander Times News
August 29th, edited and authored by Henry Abbott

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Political Condemnation and Embargo is placed on Skandinavia
The UPI launches an official condemnation on Skandinavia after the atrocities committed upon the Leo'ka people. Following the condemnation came an Embargo upon Skandinavian goods.

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Patriot party disbands after caught planning a coup
HDU UFOF agents caught the Patriotic Party creating a private army consisting of mercenaries, and people loyal to their cause. They were also caught planning a military coup and planning to kill off opposition. With the combined might of the HDU Special Forces and the Elite UPI National Guard, the entire party's military was crushed. The Private army suffered 126 casualties, including 67 wounded, whereas the Special forces and national guard faces no casualties, aside from two wounded. Most Party members are now either in political prison, or were put out of power.

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UPI begins military exercises and Drills
Recently, the Ministry of Defense adopted the idea of keeping their military active through military drills and exercises from the HDU. They invited Crotarossiya and Aquapelago to preform military exercises with them which will be taking place on UPI soil, and if they wish, their soil as well.

[Allied Mastercomputer]

The Word of AM


All-Knowing lord AM seeks relations with other nations
Our wise and all-powerful god AM has decreed to his blessed and enlightened followers that it is necessary to open communications with foreigners, despite their barbarism and clear lack of intelligence. Lord AM has offered trade and other agreements, as well as assistance from the Holy Army should the need arise. Our almighty lord has also demanded that all foreigners convert to the Church of AM, in exchange for eternal life and inner peace. Those who dare not to heed the word of the almighty AM shall perish when the time of rapture comes and the enlightened are spirited away to the 4th dimension.

[The Underground Movement Union]

Unionian Islander Times News
September 17th, edited and authored by Henry Abbott

Unionian-Palekaikan begins mass crackdown against a Nationalist rebellion
After the Patriotic party was disbanded for conspiracy against the UPI government, the escaped members of the Patriotic party has been forming an underground resistance against the government of the UPI. They were discovered a week after their formation, and are now being cracked down on by the Palekaikan Counterterrorist force, National Guard, and the Police. So far, a predicted 203 rebels have died, 437 have been captured, and two former party members has been assassinated, whereas the UPI suffers only 8 wounded and 3 civilians captured.

Unionian-Palekaikan Leadership discusses the recreation of the East Palekaikan Confederacy
In the year 1257, the Confederacy of East Palekaiko was formed to keep their people strong and united despite the revolution that ended their empire. Eventually, by 1758, the Confederacy united as one kingdom. However, recently, the Palekaikan President, Ministry of Internal and International affairs and the Senate began discussing and arguing over recreating it, one side claims that it could divide Palekaikan people, another side says it could make the nation a hyper power like it once was, then another says it could cause a massive civil war.