That was until, the Lanos delegation recently offered their office to Pascal, I mean, it doesn't have a view (or a printer..), and the monorail does, but hey, at least it doesn't rattle, beep, and have tourists flooding it.
The first thing Pascal did in his new office, beside christening the computer with porn, was telegram a few old friends and ask for a few favors -- after four hours, he had a band rented, fireworks, a petting zoo complete with flying pigs and monkeys, 15 cylinders of hydrogen gas, Cuban cigars, prostitutes, cookies and liquor, lots of liquor. All necessary requirements of getting a SC proposal passed.
Pascal was scheming a comeback.
Condemn Omigodtheykilledkenny
Category: Condemnation | Nominee (Nation): Omigodtheykilledkenny | Proposed by: Unibotian WASC Mission
The Security Council,
Timidly Delving into the undisclosed, very hush-hush profile of Omigodtheykilledkenny found in the darkest depths of the Security Council’s dossiers,
Publicly disclosing the necessary articles of said documents which are worthy of mention -- though sparing the public of the harsh, brutal, and possibly nauseating details,
Rendered speechless by Omigodtheykilledkenny’s complete disregard for human rights and the environment, as well as a disturbing hatred of dolphins,
Deploring its development and continued funding of the “Creative Solutions Agency”,
Shuddering to recall that the CSA has creatively exploited these so-called ‘loopholes’ and logical fallacies in General Assembly resolutions for years,
Revealing that these “creative solutions” included malpractice lawsuits against abortionists, curtailing same-sex marriage legislation, ridiculing a ban on chemical weapons, and suggesting that the nation should increase its fossil-fuel emission rates by 1,000 percent in a year,
Appalled that in its apparent zeal to defy WA conventions on terrorism, the nation would actually appoint a known terrorist as ambassador to the World Assembly,
Equally Appalled that delegates have applauded the corrupt activities of the CSA, and have even hired them on occasion,
Fearing such corruption, terrorism and disregard for the spirit of the law may spread throughout the World Assembly if the actions of such a harbinger of nefariousness are left uncriticized by the Security Council,
Certain that publicly displaying these deplorable activities to a crowd full of curious, bushy-tailed delegates is the best method for curtailing them,
Hereby condemns Omigodtheykilledkenny.
OOC: I drafted this initially on the Security Council forum, about a month ago. Its In-Character, so if you want to reply OOC, reply with an "OOC:" disclaimer, because other Pascal is going to be formicating your ass.
Oh, and if you're unfamilar with Kenny, or the deliberations of the CSA.
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[/float]I must formally object to the condemnation of Omigodtheykilledkenny. As much as their delegates would probably cringe at the very thought of this coming from my mouth, I think they should be Commended, not Condemned. In no particular order I present:
