2115: A New Ogrelord?
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This RP is a nation RP, made for members of Don't Join This Roleplay Group? Only. It is a serious RP, with subjects so occult, they can only be understood by cabal members only. So, in a nutshell, stay out! It is designed as a satire of poorly made RPs.
This RP is a nation RP, made for members of Don't Join This Roleplay Group? Only. It is a serious RP, with subjects so occult, they can only be understood by cabal members only. So, in a nutshell, stay out! It is designed as a satire of poorly made RPs.
A historic photo from the 'Gathering of the Brogres For the 10th Crusade'A Brief History of Time, From 2k15 to 2115
In 2k15, in the Age of Our Lord, Pope Shreq III became Pope, at his early morning rave/ papal ceremony. A historic moment indeed. For he was born a Muslim woman in Bir Tawil, only to convert upon moving to South Sudan. He identified not only as male, but as an ogre, receiving the first trans-racial surgery to become a storybook character. In the first year of his papacy, and first year as a man, he called his best bud President Hitler of Germany, and they planned a cool invasion of the rest of Europe. A good Catholic, President Dulong Mulong of Ecuador offered to assist, as Vaffanculo Italiani, who was in charge of San Marino. The Pope gave a phone call to God, and to all the Cathars. He raised an army of twenty million in St. Peter's Square, and they invaded Rome, and West Italy soon after. The San Marinoians conquered East Italy. Bashar al-Assad and President Erdoğan planned a counter strike. Erdoğan was a mad man, constantly drunk on the job and shooting his aids. Assad was a benevolent leader, only killing dissidents and definitely not just normal civilians. They marched their armies along the Sicily-Aleppo Causeway, only to be slaughtered by The Cardinals, a Catholic superhero group made up of Cardinals with mech suits. Syria and Lebanon were conquered. ISIS and Israel built a spaceship and went to the moon, due to fear of the Vatican
. They establish the Islamo-Jewish Worker's Commune, making a biosphere over the moon. It wasn't long before God and the Vatican conquered swaths of North America, Europe, and Asia. Donald Trump won the 2k16 presidency. He annexed Canada and made a Great Wall with Dulong Mulong's Empire, who had conquered all of Latin America. Brazil into NATO years before, only to be the last in it. Taiwan unveiled their secret weapon: That Taiwan is actually a sentient battle island. They conquered the PRC. Much of Central Asia, Iran, and North Korea joined a political union. Japan's population got so old, that the nation now holds more weeboo immigrants than Japanese people. Without their allies to defend them, the Second Emu War broke out, leading to the annexation of Indonesia, Malaysia, Australia, and New Zealand by Emus and the slaughter of the humans that lived there. Seeing this as a threat, dolphins conquered much of the world's islands, developing thumbs and legs. Worried, the Emus supplied an iron imperium of Penguins in Antarctica. Russia is still alive, but only Kaliningrad Oblast exists; the rest was conquered by the 16th Reich. Turkey, Greece, Armenia, and Cyprus all became friends, with Turkey apologizing constantly to everyone. It is now the TGAC Friendship Union. San Marino conquered a lot of North Africa. Ebola Zombies conquered West Africa. Rumor has it, Martians may be planning a global invasion. The Democratic Republic of the Congo became the biggest and most stable power in Africa, similar to a the human rights records, welfare security, and peacefullness of Scandinavia in the early 20th century. Southern Africa was colonized by refugees escaping the 16th Reich. Now it is called Colonial Rhodesia and is all white. Donald Trump, Pope Shreq III, President Hitler, Vaffanculo Italiani, and Dulong Mulong were all bestowed with immortality and youthful vigor for eternity by God. These nations are now in a Cold War with each other. Could there be a "new world war?"
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The Iron Imperium of Vatican City: Sanabel
Grán Peru: Reatra
The Most Righteous Imperial Republic of San Marino and Associated Lands: Suekiva
The Islamo-Jewish Lunar Worker's Commune: Africa
Martian Empire or whatever: Danish
Disneyland: WAU
The Free People's Democratic Anti-imperialist Glorious Juche Supreme Republic of Nukeistan: Soviet
The Rebel Countries of Narzacistan: CC
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16th Reich: Byzantine
Tech level: Very strange indeed. There are battle mechs, sentient battle islands, holy artifacts, knights, lasers, spaceships. Basically: PT+MT+FT+PMT
