Doge Benito was in a good mood. He was drinking coffe in his office, getting done some annoying paperwork he only just found time for. It was a beatiful day in a beautiful city, ah, how lovely Venice could be in the daytime. How beautifully, wonderfully lovely.
Then he came across a letter. Puzzled, he read it while sipping away at his coffee, even as his good mood deteriorated. He stopped, put down the accursed letter, his eyes flaming, and thought.
His chain of thought may have gone a little like this.
So, he thought,
these Austrians, around a thousand years ago they robbed our ancestors of their sovereignity and resolved to rule them as part of their hateful empire. Now, after we fought so hard to achieve freedom, and are only just beginning to rise to power once more, they have changed their name, built a spacefleet and resolved to put an end to the trade our nation relies on.It was probably around this point he stood up, stormed out of his office, turned and screamed to his secretary, "WE'RE GOING TO WAR!"
Official Communique
The Most Serene Republic of Venice TO: Democratic Eurasia
FROM: The Most Serene Republic of Venice
By order of His Highness Doge Benito Domenico of the Most Serene Republic of Venice, the Venetian Armada has been made ready for war against the ignorant Eurasian fools who, some 1,000 years before, robbed us of our liberty, ending a Republic over 1,000 years old. Now they are claiming ridiculously large areas of land, and have attempted to cut off trade that we, as a nation, rely on for our very survival. It is time, then, to show these Austrians, or Eurasians, or whatever they call themselves, that we will not stand for it! We hereby declare war on Democratic Eurasia!
Signed,

Doge B. Domenico, Ruler of the Republic of Venice