Pop-Tart eater Banished

by **Gig em Aggies** » Tue Jul 07, 2015 6:31 pm

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/parents-forced-teen-to-live-in-woods-for-eating-pop-tart/ar-AAcF3Us

Short hand for the lazies out there:
A couple in South Carolina forced their 14 year old daughter to camp a quarter mile away from their home in a tent w/only a flashlight, a single roll of toilet paper, a whistle, and a watch for a seven day "punishment". They told police that they told her you need to meet someone at a fence at a certain time of day to get food otherwise you don't eat. Before they even banished her from entering the home between the times of 8am to 8pm. Why you ask did they do this well they seriously told police becuase the 14 year old ate a pop tart w/o their permission.

I'm like well South Carolina can't get out of the news again. These parents are horrible I'd like to see the police tell the parents they can't eat unless they meet at a certain place and time and if they miss the set time they don't eat. But that would be against the law.

So what you say?

by **The Carlisle** » Tue Jul 07, 2015 6:33 pm

Gig em Aggies wrote:http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/parents-forced-teen-to-live-in-woods-for-eating-pop-tart/ar-AAcF3Us

Short hand for the lazies out there:
A couple in South Carolina forced their 14 year old daughter to camp a quarter mile away from their home in a tent w/only a flashlight, a single roll of toilet paper, a whistle, and a watch for a seven day "punishment". They told police that they told her you need to meet someone at a fence at a certain time of day to get food otherwise you don't eat. Before they even banished her from entering the home between the times of 8am to 8pm. Why you ask did they do this well they seriously told police becuase the 14 year old ate a pop tart w/o their permission.

I'm like well South Carolina can't get out of the news again. These parents are horrible I'd like to see the police tell the parents they can't eat unless they meet at a certain place and time and if they miss the set time they don't eat. But that would be against the law.

So what you say?

I would take their child away and forbid them from caring for another one.

by **Ikania** » Tue Jul 07, 2015 6:33 pm

This is why we can't have nice things.

by **Talvezout** » Tue Jul 07, 2015 6:34 pm

I remember reading this.

Then again, this isn't a surprise, given how the mom, as it seems, also was involved in a shooting.

by **MERIZoC** » Tue Jul 07, 2015 6:34 pm

Petty child abuse is petty.

by **Washington Resistance Army** » Tue Jul 07, 2015 6:35 pm

Yeah that's about the time you should lose your right to be a parent.

by **Ava Ire** » Tue Jul 07, 2015 6:36 pm

Why? Just why? I am honestly shaking my head....

by **Mirakai** » Tue Jul 07, 2015 6:37 pm

*sigh*

You have got to be kidding me...

Why? Just why?

WHY WOULD YOU EVER DO THIS TO A FUCKING CHILD?!?!?

by **Egoman** » Tue Jul 07, 2015 6:38 pm

Do the parents have any issues which could if not explain then at least be an excuse for their control freak behavior?

by **Benuty** » Tue Jul 07, 2015 6:39 pm

Mirakai wrote:*sigh*

You have got to be kidding me...

Why? Just why?

WHY WOULD YOU EVER DO THIS TO A FUCKING CHILD?!?!?

Because beating is too old fashion?

by **Bombadil** » Tue Jul 07, 2015 6:41 pm

Apparently it was, like, the second time she'd done this so give the parents a break, it's annoying when you go to the kitchen for a nice pop tart and it's gone.. again.. even though you specifically wrote your name on it.

by **Gig em Aggies** » Tue Jul 07, 2015 6:53 pm

Bombadil wrote:Apparently it was, like, the second time she'd done this so give the parents a break, it's annoying when you go to the kitchen for a nice pop tart and it's gone.. again.. even though you specifically wrote your name on it.

Your horrible "we pop tart eaters should not live in fear of banishment for eating our favorite breakfast food"

by **Sebtopiaris** » Tue Jul 07, 2015 6:57 pm

Why does a pop tart equate to this? And why does she need permission to eat a fucking pop tart in the first place, child abuse aside.

by **Arcturus Novus** » Tue Jul 07, 2015 6:57 pm

At first I thought this was a bizarre RP thread. Then I read on, and now I'm just sad.

by **British Empire Strikes Back** » Tue Jul 07, 2015 6:59 pm

Was it an organic toaster pastry?

by **Bombadil** » Tue Jul 07, 2015 7:03 pm

Sebtopiaris wrote:Why does a pop tart equate to this? And why does she need permission to eat a fucking pop tart in the first place, child abuse aside.

I'm not sure you quite understand.. you work hard all day, all you want is to head home, heat up a nice pop tart in the toaster and enjoy the crunchy exterior bursting with sweet strawberry.. and you get home, and it's gone, and you know who it is even though you specifically told her not to eat it.. and you had clearly written your name underscored with 'My pop tart, do not touch'.. I mean, what else is a parent to do?

by **Renewed Imperial Germany** » Tue Jul 07, 2015 7:03 pm

so..... this is not a sick joke???? Fuck....

by **Benuty** » Tue Jul 07, 2015 7:03 pm

Arcturus Novus wrote:At first I thought this was a bizarre RP thread. Then I read on, and now I'm just sad.

Tonight's adventure brought to you by Brown Sugar the Frosted, and the Pastrieship of the box.

by **MERIZoC** » Tue Jul 07, 2015 7:04 pm

Bombadil wrote:
Sebtopiaris wrote:Why does a pop tart equate to this? And why does she need permission to eat a fucking pop tart in the first place, child abuse aside.

I'm not sure you quite understand.. you work hard all day, all you want is to head home, heat up a nice pop tart in the toaster and enjoy the crunchy exterior bursting with sweet strawberry.. and you get home, and it's gone, and you know who it is even though you specifically told her not to eat it.. and you had clearly written your name underscored with 'My pop tart, do not touch'.. I mean, what else is a parent to do?

Indeed. And if it were frosted, I would be completely sympathetic to leaving the child without food too.

by **Seno Zhou Varada** » Tue Jul 07, 2015 7:05 pm

Force the parents to sit in the corner, facing the wall, and think about what they did.

by **MERIZoC** » Tue Jul 07, 2015 7:05 pm

British Empire Strikes Back wrote:Was it an organic toaster pastry?

It was a pop tart. So no.

by **Have Fun With It** » Tue Jul 07, 2015 7:07 pm

This is a 14 year old girl we are talking about. Eating a toaster pastry without permission should be the least of your concerns. In fact, it might actually be a good thing that she is.

by **Bombadil** » Tue Jul 07, 2015 7:07 pm

Merizoc wrote:
Bombadil wrote:
I'm not sure you quite understand.. you work hard all day, all you want is to head home, heat up a nice pop tart in the toaster and enjoy the crunchy exterior bursting with sweet strawberry.. and you get home, and it's gone, and you know who it is even though you specifically told her not to eat it.. and you had clearly written your name underscored with 'My pop tart, do not touch'.. I mean, what else is a parent to do?

Indeed. And if it were frosted, I would be completely sympathetic to leaving the child without food too.

Short step from frosted pop tarts to crack cocaine.. if anything it's an expression of love to leave her out there.

by **Annanite** » Tue Jul 07, 2015 7:08 pm

I could understand the parents frustration if it where a far more serious crime, but a fucking pop-tart? Come on!

by **MERIZoC** » Tue Jul 07, 2015 7:08 pm

Bombadil wrote:
Merizoc wrote:Indeed. And if it were frosted, I would be completely sympathetic to leaving the child without food too.

Short step from frosted pop tarts to crack cocaine.. if anything it's an expression of love to leave her out there.

Just say no to sugary toaster pastries kids.

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