by Wyrnsturm » Sat Apr 25, 2015 7:08 am
by The United Cat Kingdoms » Sun Apr 26, 2015 5:01 am
by Sperland » Sun Apr 26, 2015 6:15 am
by New Mushroom Kingdom » Sun Apr 26, 2015 9:28 am
by Wyrnsturm » Sun Apr 26, 2015 9:30 am
by Gigaverse » Sun Apr 26, 2015 9:37 am
Art-person(?). Japan liker. tired-ish.
Student inlinguistics???. On-and-off writer.
MAKE CAKE NOT stupidshiticanmakefunof.born in, raised in and emigrated from vietbongistan lolol
Operating this polity based on preferences and narrative purposes
clowning incident | clowning incident | bottom text
can produce noises in (in order of grasp) vietbongistani, oldspeak
and bonjourois (learning weebspeak and hitlerian at uni)
by Wyrnsturm » Sun Apr 26, 2015 9:49 am
Gigaverse wrote:OOC: Err... How do we send our people to this Cat Kingdom again if the portal to it is so close to Wyrnsturm's borders?
by The United Cat Kingdoms » Sun Apr 26, 2015 9:51 am
Wyrnsturm wrote:Looking at a lone cat approaching their position from the kingdom they found populated with his kind, the colonists and colonial guards watches Natori, some mocks him from a distance. "Here kitty kitty kitty~ Puss puss!" some children chanted along with full grown men apparently...
"My lord. It seems that these...cats had sent a representative over." the colonial guard captain enters the administration head office with a slight smirk, finding the fact to be somewhat silly.
Lord Smithen Archiralt; the Imperial appointed vassal to rule the colony looks up from his desk while type-writing a proposal to open up a cat Colosseum for the colony populace entertainment. He withdraws the copper smoking pipe from his lips and snickers, "Is that so? Alright then, let's have a look at this kitty guest of our."
The lord leaves the administration building accompanied by the colonial guard captain, a linguistic expert, and his secretary. All of them but the guard captain were dressed in a traditional Wilkenmen evening coat while the captain himself keeps his militia jacket. The group approaches Natori who had been left to wait outside of the Imperial colony perimeter with the guard captain holding an Imperial banner with him.
Some of the colonist militia tries to intimidate him by pointing their rifles at him.
Towering above the cat and keeping a hand behind his coat while the other hand gestures to Natori, Lord Archiralt begins to speak, "Well hello little one, what are you doing here? Are you lost? If that is the case, you are welcomed to walk on four legs and be a pet cat for the colonist of..." He clenches his hand into a fist and pridefully held it to his heart before gesturing to the Imperial banner, "...The proud Wilkenmen of Wyrnsturm Empire. Serving under his one and only majesty Great Emperor Daniel Nightgrim!"
"Tell that to him, Mr. Blake." Lord Archiralt looks to his linguistic expert who then nods and mockingly 'translates' whatever the lord said earlier to Natori. "Ahem...meow meow meow, purrr meow meow mew...!" triggering everyone to laugh. Nobody it seems takes Natori seriously...
by Wyrnsturm » Sun Apr 26, 2015 10:07 am
New Mushroom Kingdom wrote:---WARP-O-GRAM---
To: Wyrnsturm
From: Kandi Sandi, Minister of Foreign Affairs.
CC: Louis Bobson, Commander of the Secret Service
Greetings, I am from a far away land. Currently, there is a state visit almost begun of the Emperor and the Regent to the Cat Kingdom. I inquire for one reason only: What will happen if you win the war and march in to the capital while they are present? I must take all safety factors and security risks in to account, surely you understand.
Salutation to you Commander L.Bobson,
I am Hanz Von Goeth, the Wyrnsturm Imperial Lord of Foreign Affair. In response to your query regarding our future, all we would state is we do not take our action as a form of aggression but merely as a form of colonization. In no way would we consider these cats to be equal to us human and they will not deserve any rights. This is not a war, but rather simply a pest control to secure the supremacy of humankind especially the Wilkenmen (Wyrnsturm's demonym).
Furthermore, we; the parliamentary members of the Wyrnsturm Empire believes that our actions in the realm that we discovered should not be of your concern.
We wish you a good day. Commander L.Bobson.
Signed,
High Lord of Foreign Affair, Hanz Von Goeth
by New Mushroom Kingdom » Sun Apr 26, 2015 10:22 am
Wyrnsturm wrote:New Mushroom Kingdom wrote:---WARP-O-GRAM---
To: Wyrnsturm
From: Kandi Sandi, Minister of Foreign Affairs.
CC: Louis Bobson, Commander of the Secret Service
Greetings, I am from a far away land. Currently, there is a state visit almost begun of the Emperor and the Regent to the Cat Kingdom. I inquire for one reason only: What will happen if you win the war and march in to the capital while they are present? I must take all safety factors and security risks in to account, surely you understand.
Salutation to you Commander L.Bobson,
I am Hanz Von Goeth, the Wyrnsturm Imperial Lord of Foreign Affair. In response to your query regarding our future, all we would state is we do not take our action as a form of aggression but merely as a form of colonization. In no way would we consider these cats to be equal to us human and they will not deserve any rights. This is not a war, but rather simply a pest control to secure the supremacy of humankind especially the Wilkenmen (Wyrnsturm's demonym).
Furthermore, we; the parliamentary members of the Wyrnsturm Empire believes that our actions in the realm that we discovered should not be of your concern.
We wish you a good day. Commander L.Bobson.
Signed,
High Lord of Foreign Affair, Hanz Von Goeth
by The United Cat Kingdoms » Sun Apr 26, 2015 10:22 am
by New Mushroom Kingdom » Sun Apr 26, 2015 10:28 am
The United Cat Kingdoms wrote:Natori chuckled at the petty insult and turned to walk away, he disappeared into the distance not looking back at the scum that were clinging to his beloved home land, like mould to bread. He mounted his carriage and set off back home.
Meanwhile, in the fields near the palace
Natoru had returned from the summit, but with the regent and the emperor of the NMK. Natoru lead them down through the white flowered hills and onto the threshold of the palace. They passed several small grassy huts, in which families of cats were eating luncheon, blissfully unaware of the scum that began attaching itself to the land in the east. Natoru lead his friends to the palace, they crossed over a small curved stone bridge and then they were greeted by the generals and ministers of the cat court just outside of the palace gates.
Natoru turned to the regent and said
"We are here now, they weren't expecting you but you are welcome"
The generals and ministers bowed to Natoru
"Oh please rise yaya" he said to them
He was then addressed by the supreme general
"My leader, who are these foreigners?"
Natoru replied
"They are here to help. I am aware of the crisis which befalls our land"
The general looks at the regent and emperor of the NMK and says
"Come, lets get you two settled in"
he signalled them to follow him, as the gates opened to the palace
by The United Cat Kingdoms » Sun Apr 26, 2015 10:35 am
New Mushroom Kingdom wrote:The United Cat Kingdoms wrote:Natori chuckled at the petty insult and turned to walk away, he disappeared into the distance not looking back at the scum that were clinging to his beloved home land, like mould to bread. He mounted his carriage and set off back home.
Meanwhile, in the fields near the palace
Natoru had returned from the summit, but with the regent and the emperor of the NMK. Natoru lead them down through the white flowered hills and onto the threshold of the palace. They passed several small grassy huts, in which families of cats were eating luncheon, blissfully unaware of the scum that began attaching itself to the land in the east. Natoru lead his friends to the palace, they crossed over a small curved stone bridge and then they were greeted by the generals and ministers of the cat court just outside of the palace gates.
Natoru turned to the regent and said
"We are here now, they weren't expecting you but you are welcome"
The generals and ministers bowed to Natoru
"Oh please rise yaya" he said to them
He was then addressed by the supreme general
"My leader, who are these foreigners?"
Natoru replied
"They are here to help. I am aware of the crisis which befalls our land"
The general looks at the regent and emperor of the NMK and says
"Come, lets get you two settled in"
he signalled them to follow him, as the gates opened to the palace
The Regent and the Emperor both followed him, looking around at the area as they went. They found the architecture very interesting.
by Wyrnsturm » Sun Apr 26, 2015 10:43 am
by New Mushroom Kingdom » Sun Apr 26, 2015 10:44 am
The United Cat Kingdoms wrote:New Mushroom Kingdom wrote:The Regent and the Emperor both followed him, looking around at the area as they went. They found the architecture very interesting.
Natoru spoke to them both
"I am sorry but I must leave you now, I have important business to attend. The palace servants will show you to your rooms"
Natoru and his general both headed up into the throne room whilst the women servants approached the emperor and regent.
She spoke
"Hello most esteemed guests. Please follow me to your room"
She then took the regent by the hand, leading him up the stair way on the left, as Natoru had gone up the right.
The female servant opened a door which gave way into a large chamber. There were open slots to the left of the room, from which one could see down onto the fields. A huge king sized silk covered blue bled stood at the end of the room. To the right there was a buffet, loaded with a plethora of cakes and sweets. This was the guest room, and was always on call.
The female servant then told them to settle in and ask if they needed anything.
by The United Cat Kingdoms » Sun Apr 26, 2015 11:02 am
Hunters sighted, prepare, threat level high, shoot to kill
by New Mushroom Kingdom » Sun Apr 26, 2015 11:07 am
The United Cat Kingdoms wrote:A general rushed into the throne room to be greeted by Natoru
"My lord, we are at war. They are coming"
Natoru told the general to calm down but he wouldn't
Natoru then gave the order for high alert, as the hunters were on their way. All cats in the surrounding field were to enter the palace. It was unfortunate that between the hunters and the palace lay one highly populated village.
Natoru ordered for 500 soldiers to be mobilised.
At the palace's barracks, the order was relayed. The soldiers got up, clad themselves in uniforms, equipped themselves with their long range bolt action rifles and proceeded out into the fields. The palace guards raised the drawbridge and positioned themselves at the open windows of the palace, with their sniper rifles, and many came down into the entrance area, swords drawn.
Natoru rushed up to the guest room where the NMK visitors were. He told them that war had been declared.
The eastern scouts gave word of the foreign hunters heading towards the closest village. A telegram was sent to the barracks thereHunters sighted, prepare, threat level high, shoot to kill
The guards there mobilised, there were 200 of them positioned in the village.
by Wyrnsturm » Sun Apr 26, 2015 11:12 am
by The United Cat Kingdoms » Sun Apr 26, 2015 11:37 am
Wyrnsturm wrote:The number of hunters ranged between 50-60 men riding on horses while howling "Woooooooo!" Or "Yeeeeeeehaaaaa!" at the top of their lungs as hunting hounds were sent forth to tear any fallen yet alive cats into pieces. None of the hunters has yet spotted the cat's soldiers.
Dog barking and gunshots rings across the village as some of the hunters begin to climb down from their horses and start catching running cats with a net around the village.
"I think I killed like 20 of 'em." boasted one of the hunter as he aims and shoots another running cat. "We're going to be rich, lads."
One man even lights up a firebomb after lighting up a bottle of diesel petrol and tosses it into one of the village house that is too far away from the cat's barrack, exploding it into flame.
"Get as many as you can, boys. And make sure that you try to minimize the wounds as much as possible, we need their furs to be in good shape for the fur hats." the hunter leader reminded the hunters.
by New Mushroom Kingdom » Sun Apr 26, 2015 12:10 pm
by The United Cat Kingdoms » Sun Apr 26, 2015 12:36 pm
New Mushroom Kingdom wrote:Napoleon, after filling up on cakes and sweets, decided to have a roam around the palace. He hoped no-one would hurt him on account of being a human, He was very fascinated by this new environment, but also felt a twinge of fear due to this.
Hunters here, soldiers deployed, over 20 cats taken
by New Mushroom Kingdom » Sun Apr 26, 2015 12:40 pm
The United Cat Kingdoms wrote:New Mushroom Kingdom wrote:Napoleon, after filling up on cakes and sweets, decided to have a roam around the palace. He hoped no-one would hurt him on account of being a human, He was very fascinated by this new environment, but also felt a twinge of fear due to this.
Natoru was sitting in the throne room, now the centre of command, when he received a telegram from the village under attack
It was as followsHunters here, soldiers deployed, over 20 cats taken
Natoru called for one of his generals.
"I need you to ready the tank divisions. We need to wipe them out at their source here"
The general nodded and exited.
On his way out he noticed the child emperor
"Hello there" said the general
"Are you lost"
by The United Cat Kingdoms » Sun Apr 26, 2015 12:48 pm
New Mushroom Kingdom wrote:The United Cat Kingdoms wrote:
Natoru was sitting in the throne room, now the centre of command, when he received a telegram from the village under attack
It was as followsHunters here, soldiers deployed, over 20 cats taken
Natoru called for one of his generals.
"I need you to ready the tank divisions. We need to wipe them out at their source here"
The general nodded and exited.
On his way out he noticed the child emperor
"Hello there" said the general
"Are you lost"
"I am not lost, sir." replied the child.
by New Mushroom Kingdom » Sun Apr 26, 2015 12:53 pm
The United Cat Kingdoms wrote:New Mushroom Kingdom wrote:"I am not lost, sir." replied the child.
The general replied
"What awfully good manners you have, young man. I think you will fit in here nicely. Can I get you anything to eat?"
The general looked at the child's clothing, rather extravagant. He then realised this was the NMK emperor
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