Christian Revolution in Nivok Baves (MT) (OPEN)

[Nivok Baves]

Today a bomb went off in the Grand Synagogue in Ho Mange, the responsibility of which was claimed by the The Christian Army, a militant group that has long claimed to protect the nations Christians from the 'Oppressive Jewish King and Government'. The group was designated a terrorist group back in May of 2014 but they quickly fell from the public's eye, slowly building strength and support from the majority-Christian South Eastern regions of Nivok Baves. Their aim is to remove the Jewish leadership and replace it with a theocratic monarchy or secede from Nivok Baves altogether. Seizing and expanding upon the quick victories they received in the cities of Calegal and Facerne, they expanded westwards seizing control of the Bay of Benia to the south and the Tropset Peninsula to the East. The Nivokian military was caught by surprise at the rapid expansion of the TCA and the Eastern divisions quickly dissolved or turned coat to the TCA side, bolstering their numbers and captured equipment gave them an edge. TCA has also captured multiple Airfields, thus giving it an Air Force of 34 jet fighters. The Nivokian Government has released a statement calling for international help, as has the TCA. Who will you support?

Key: Blue= TCA. Brown= Nivok Baves. Ignore red and yellow.

Rules:
No nukes
No godmodding
No numberwanking, the TCA is numbered at 9,000 while the Nivokian Army is numbered at 118,000 but only 30,000 are active
I should also mention the rebel group is the Armed Christian Resitance

[The New Byzantine]

The Kingdom of the New Byzantine vows to support this so-called The Christian Army as the New Byzantine is a Christian religion, Byzantium supply planes has been sent into the Christian territories of Nivok Babes.

[Estenia]

Message by: The Republic of Estenia
To: The Christian Army
Encryption: Classified

My greetings Christian Army, I am Andrei Soseimanov, minister of warfare and the attacks you've made in Nivok Baves have taken a close look by us. I, the Prime Minister as well as Patriarch Constantin of Christianopol have discussed on this matter for a very long time and we have decided to help you taking independence from Nivok Baves. For a start we ill just bring you 50 million Estos which are equal to 25 million dollars in order to equip your army. In the next days we will bring you 2 brigades to join the fight for your independence from what you call, Jewish Oppressors. I hope you are glad reading this message.

My sincere apologies for the small delay of this message,

Signed,

Andrei Soseimanov

[The Christian Armed Resitance]

Pope-General Innocent Recardo stood with his hands behind his back watching the TCA on parade while displaying their emblem emblazoned upon a white flag, a black cross with a crown in the centre. He held up his hand, bringing the already quiet parade ground to near silence.
"Defenders of the Christian Faith" he announced, his voice deep and powerful "You have answered the call from our almighty Lord and have vowed to never surrender until the Jewish scum is thrown from power and expelled from our almighty and holy nation that we WILL create!" he shouted, the parade following with cheers which he silenced with his hand "Even now we have allies! The New Byzantine supports our cause, bringing supplies to us so that we may continue our Holy Struggle against the Scum and when we have won our glory, WE WILL HAVE WON OUR FREEDOM!" He added with enthusiasm with it reflecting off the crowd who cheered with him. He nodded before spinning on his heel and marching to the nearest tent where his Generals were studying a map.
"Have we made our next offensive clear?" he asked, standing before the end of the table "The supplies sent to us should help gain ground and soon we shall be on the entrance to Garest" he admired, naming the city that lay in the centre of the nation and was the headland of the Five Rivers.
"Your Holiness, we believe we have a route" a greying General said "The north is the weakest position of the Jewish Scum and capturing the city of Al-Retina would do well to morale and numbers. We have the 2nd and 4th Infantry Divisions mobilised and the 3rd Armoured Division finishing the stages. With the Air Support leant from the Holy Nivokian Air Force, we can weaken their positions from a distance as we make our way there"
"Let it be done then, by the Almighty's Grace we will win" Innocent replied, listening to the sound of helicopters taking off.

"Your Holiness" a quiet voice came "The Republic of Estenia has supported our Holy cause and are donating around..." he trails off, reading the telegram "50 million Estos as well as planning to send 2 brigades to help us fight for independence" the aide added quickly.
Innocent smiled and nodded "Good, the nations of the world now see the devils that the Nivokian Jews are but remind them we intend to take over Nivok Baves, Independence is plan B." he said, taking out two small blue bricks and placed them on the side of the map, which was decorated with squares representing different forces with the TCA the colour yellow and the Nivokians as white. The TCA was spread along the border while the Nivokians opted for the strategy of grouping together near industrial cities. "Hmm, after Al-Retina we must head for the city of Gestromua as capturing the factories there will help us process the vehicles needed to win"

[Belhorizon]

Imperial Palace, Palmiersville

Max Lowry's shoes echoed in the hallway as he rapidly trotted away from his office. Even though he was entering his third year serving as the Royal Intelligence liaison, he never grew tired of walking down the hallway separating his office from the Royal halls. Trailing his eyes on the gold-laced paintings and carvings on the wall, Lowry fingered the envelope he was to deliver to his monarch. As Intelligence liason, Lowry's job was to brief the Emperor on matters that his intelligence service deemed worthy of consideration. This time, Lowry was to deliver information about a bubbling christian revolution in some small nation. Even though Lowry knew all too well that Holy Emperor Bassil did not live up to his title, wars supporting such movements always helped the economy, national morale, and his image.

The trail of beautiful paintings occupying Lowry's imagination was abruptly cut off by a vast, also gold-laced door, which opened, seemingly on its own, as Lowry approached them. As he stepped in, he found the Emperor's Minister of Foreign Affairs standing before him, a lavish crystal chandelier hanging above his head.

'What do you have for me, Max?', he started, extending his gloved hand.
'Revolution. Christian.' His answer was short and concise, just as the Minister liked them.
'Good. The Emperor is waiting inside.' And on that note, both men broke off their conversation and walked off into the Royal Quarters behind them, each analyzing what the outcome of the meeting would be.

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Communique from the Belhorizonian Ministry of Foreign Affairs
Recipient The Christian Army
Subject Revolution
Encryption High

Esteemed Leader,
The Belhorizonian Intelligence Service algorithms view your revolution with great approval. The Religious struggle that you face is not far from what our glorious Empire went through, according to our state-written history books.
Under orders of his Imperial Holiness, Emperor Tony Bassil; we have been instructed to come in contact with you.
We require an official statement of your intent, or goal, from this revolution; as well as your invitation of our 'experts' to come in contact with you on the ground, to further study this issue.

Failure to provide a high-signed official response with twenty four hours will have your revolution dismissed from our centers of high power, and treated like any other peasant rabble that bear arms.

With Weariness,
The Belhorizonian Ministry of Foreign Affairs.

[The Christian Armed Resitance]

Innocent had been resting when an aide had disturbed his sleep, annoying him slightly but he refused to show it. Any sort of dis contempt shown towards your fellow Christians was a sin and should be looked down upon.
"What is it Mr. Liulve?" he asked, Innocent had gone through the trouble of learning the names of as many of his fellow soldiers as possible to show he truly cared for them.
"Your Holiness, we have a letter from Belhorizonian Ministry of Foreign Affairs detailing how they want a 'high-end official report within twenty four hours' otherwise they will not back us in our endeavors now or later" the aide replied, offering Innocent the letter of which he took and read through.
"Get me the scribe, my wrist hurts so I'm afraid I cannot write for a few weeks" he admitted, causing the aide to scurry off and return back within a few minutes with a tall, lanky man who had a golden tan.
"You called your Holiness?" he asked, taking long strides into the tent and setting himself down behind a desk and listening as Innocent began detailing the reports:

To:Belhorizonian Ministry of Foreign Affairs
From: The Christian Army, General-Pope Innocent

Imperial Majesty,
We, The Christian Army, have set about on our revolutionary cause after centuries of suffering under a Jewish majority government that offers us little to NO freedom in our lives. Forced to work day and night in the farms, mines, shipyards, Jewish aristocracy houses and the factories while being denied the ability to even vote! Our forces are only trained militarily after new legislation demanded for all Christians to serve in the military before being considered to become a citizen, yes we had to PROVE we were citizens before we could advance in life even though Christianity was prevalent in this region BEFORE Judaism.

On the 3rd of March we began our holy revolution, seizing many industrial centres due to the prevalence of us working there for years. Our first target was the Eastern Regional Capital of Calegal which fell within the week due to the surprise and cowardice of the Nivokian soldiers who weren't expecting us to attack in such numbers. After the Fall of Calegal we advanced onwards, through the plains of the Tesradi plateau towards RNAF Hestrovick where we seized our first jets and received sympathetic pilots to service in them as like we had recieved during most conflicts in the Christian East. We later took Bay of Benia after a three day Blitzkrieg which forced the Nivokians of the region into submission and we gained an important trading port for volunteers sympathetic to our Righteous cause. We are currently camped in the Latero Jungle, upon the fringes of TCA territory and we plan on advancing northwards to swing around and seize the South further.

I pray you support our cause and allow us to shake off the reigns of our Jewish Overlords.
Signed:
Pope-General Innocent

[Polonge]

Pope Constantine II of Meillur has declared complete and total support of the revolution, The Pope having recently begun plans to rid the world of heretics and commands that the Oppressive King of Nivok Baves convert to Christianity and conform to the honorable Christians or be forever condemned into the fiery and furious bowls of hell.

[Nivok Baves]

Nicholas sat sullenly as he heard the letter from the Pope, demanding his conversion to Christianity or risk being cast into the 'fiery pits of hell'. He laughed slightly at that comment "Does he realize that their Christian God has no jurisdiction over us Jews?" he said, taking a cup of tea and sipping it "Tell the Pope to go away with himself and his foolish ideas of Christian superiority, I will NOT allow the Christian scum tell me what I can and cannot do!" he added, looking the scribe in the eyes "Put every last word I just said into that letter, let this 'Pope' know he is powerless against me!"

[Atlesia]

The Atlesian Government, after long consideration after being informed of this issue, has decided to commit their support. Currently lacking incriminating evidence against the Nivok Baves government, and incredibly wary of the extremism of this "Christian Army", Atlesia has made its decision. Atlesia pledges military support to the current government of Nivok Baves.
The 1st Army is mobilised, escorted by 15th Carrier Group. They are to provide assistance to the Nivok Baves government against the Christian Army as necessary.

[Nivok Baves]

The Monarchy of Nivok Baves as well as the two Houses of Government would like to thank the Atleasian government for their support of the current government of Nivok Baves and hopes that after victory has been achieved that the two countries can continue a close relationship

[Libacur]

The Island Republics of Libacur have issued a statement on behalf of the National Senate and Cabinet of Foreign Military Operations.

Recipient: The Government of The Commonwealth of Nivok Baves
Subject: Assistance in the War on Terrorism and Religious Extremism

The Island Republics of Libacur is an issuing a statement on behalf of the National Senate, President Anders and the Cabinet of Foreign Military Operations.

In light of the recent bombings, we send our condolences to the injured and deceased, who have had part of their lives robbed from them. Due to our hatred towards religious extremism, we are willing to send our military in to hunt down these extremists, and conduct military training exercises with the armed forces of your nation. Along with that, we wish for permission to fly Recon UAV's into the airspace of Nivok Baves.

Once again, we send our condolences to your nation and it's people.

Signed,

President Jorji Anders
Foreign Operations Commander Sathelle
National Senate Chancellor Mitchell Rowthry

[Perotasoa]

After an overwhelming majority vote in the government, Perotasoa has fully committed itself to being an ally of the Jewish government of Nivok Baves and will help defeat the terrorist group threatening the nation. Our military awaits your orders.

[Bubba Reb]

Bubba Reb lines up thr golf club and prepares to swing. Just before reaching the apex of the swing hears the the familiar putt putt putt sound of the prized steam car that his neice and second in command, Erica Raines enjoys tooling around the countryside.

Leaning on the club like a cane he grins as the car splutters to a stop.
Erica approaches him with a smile

"Hey uncle Bubbs!" She says, "we just got some intel in that you're going to want to see. It seems some extremist group is starting a war over religion and the government has reached out to surrounding nations."

"Now darlin," Bubba begins with a perplexed look on his face. "People been doin that ever since there was an ever since. Whats got you sure that this ones gonna yank my chain?"

"Well, Bubba, the extremists are doing their killing in the name of Christianity.....

A hard look comes into his eyes and he takes to intel packet and reads it.

"Well I aint got to tell you that theres always three sides to every story. In this case its the governments side, the rebels side, and the truth.

But I'm always sayin that the muslim community should be opposin muslim terrorists if they such a peacefull people. And I'll be dadgum if I'm gonna be a two faced hypocrite and keep my trap shut if some nutcracker bunch is doin the same thang and blamin it on the Bible.."

Shaking her head Erica agrees. "Thats what I thought youd say. So... the question is, how do we respond?"

Rubbing his beard in thought, Bubba pauses before speaking. "It aint real wise goin in and pickin sides without knowin a bit more of the truth. Lets recon the heck outa that joint, and I'll work up a response to give em. In tge meantime, you start preparing the troops, and especially the drone divisions, for deployment. Go ahead and let loose the snoop dawgs so's we can git a more realistic picture..... what?" He says as she unsuccessfully tries to suppress a giggle.

Its just....Uncle Bubba, your choice of words really are fumny sometimes. "Snoop dogs" really? Back in the old country there was a rapper with that name, he was apparently pretty popular.

A blank look and a blink crosses his face, "rapper huh? Well that 'splains why he's got such a wierd name then, instead of a fine normal name like mine."

Shaking her head again she turns to leave. Looking back over her shoulder she says, "Uncle Bubbs.... what in the world are you doing with a golf club? You hate golf!"

A boyish grin lightens up his face as he says, "Hey girl! Whatch this!"

Lining up the shot once again, he swings and the golf ball takes off straight for an old desktop computer in the distance. Upon impact the screen shatters and the black powder packed monitor explodes in a giant fireball.

"Heh heh heeee!" Cackles Bubba "I been practicin that shot fer a whole week! I finally figured out a way I can enjoy golf girl! Wanna swing?"

Laughing at his childlike delight she hopps into her truck to go put his orders into motion.

[Peiying]

Heionfang, The Great Peiying

The Regents all read in front of them the article that one of the Under-Secretaries had obtained for their review, it detailed the acts of senseless violence that had been committed in the far-off and rather obscure (well at least to Peiying, with it's long held policy of "an inward facing rule") the nation of Nivok Baves. The Regents were all between the ages of 40-70, with a good mix of males and females. They all were dressed in the traditional and ceremonial costume of regents, as was required of them and every other civil servant.

The room was elaborately decorated, with fine and prudently detailed silk stretched in between think planks of wood making the walls. Once everyone was finished the article the Regent-Speaker ordered the council to order. And each Regent took their turn to speak, most spoke favourably of intervening. Though Peiying was isolated they recognized when one must help another man out of goodwill.

Each Regent here had a different background, some where the progides of the Bureau for the Talented, others were the product of the nobility, some great scholars, others where Mandarin (civil-servants) specializing in a wide array of areas, their was one or two Prince-Imperials. Everyone here however had passed the National Service Exams on their first try, an essential qualification for a council fit to rule in an Emperor's place.

A vote was taken, showing an almost unanimous decision. The Regent-Speaker nodded to Hum Fai-jan, a Regent with an excellent way with words and the Director of the Regency's Correspondences Bureau.

Seal-legatate of the Regency in Heionfang, acting on behalf of His Most Exulted Majesty the Zhubai-Peiying Emperor, Child-Sovereign 大 培 英 The Great Peiying By the name and the grace of His Most Exulted Majesty, the Zhubai-Peiying Emperor, Child-Sovereign of the Most Heavenly Peiying Dynasty, Ruler over all Lands under Tian, King of Kings, Sovereign of Yinyanzi, He Who Makes the Breeze Blow and the Rivers Flood, He who by his Divine Right holds the Mandate of Heaven, Keeper of the Present Time and Master of 10,000 Years, Sole Legate of the Mandarin and Master of the Four Directions of the Wind, Blessed of all Heaven, Master of the Four Dragons, Peacekeeper of the Four Elements To: The Government of His Majesty, The King of Nivok Baves From: Hum Fai-jan, Regent in Kaifeng and Director of the The Correspondences Bureau of the Sole Regency in Heionfang Your most wise and humble majesty, The Sole Regency in Heionfang, the acting administrative agency of the Great Peiying whilst our Emperor is in his minority years has overheard your plight, and we wish to inform you that we have taken actions to help prevent the success of the criminals masking under the guise of "The Christian Army" the Regency sees their actions as unwarranted and unnecessary and will only further contribute to the destruction of the Order of Peace on these lands. The Correspondences Bureau has enacted a Order to Ostracize, endorsed and approved by The Sole Regency and the Zhubai-Peiying Emperor, which bans all trade or communication within The Great Peiying to individuals or groups associated with these criminals. The Great Peiying supports your nation, as we believe you are the only ones competent enough to administer such a tumultuous region.7 As such The Sole Regency has approved a loan of 50 Million Yuan, which will require no repayments on your part. We have also authorized the sending of humanitarian supplies and ordered the formation of the Green Banner Army, which with your consent has been commanded to assist your troops in the ultimate goal of driving these criminals to defeat. We await your reply, Hum Fai-jan In the name of the Zhubai-Peiying Emperor

[Bubba Reb]

Millions of biodegradeable fliers start falling from the sky miles above Nivok Baves as nearly silent, stealth drones release them.
On each flier is the following message.


The dictatorship of Bubba Reb is a Christian nation.
As a Christian people we condemn terrorist activity, in all forms.

To the rebel fighters using Christianity as a cause to war we issue the following demands.

1 While we support freedom of religion and are inclined to support your right to practice your beliefs, we also DEMAND that your fighting be reserved for the sole purpose of securing said freedom.

2 You claim to follow Christ. Christ declared truth, and gave every human the freedom to choose their path. We DEMAND that you do likewise. Killing any nonbelievers for their faith or lack thereof is murder, also condemned by Christ. We will retaliate against you if you are found to commit such murders.

3 NO terrorist activity or targeting of civilians will be tolerated. If you perform such attrocities in the name of "christianity" we will crush you and your survivors will answer to their war crimes. YOU WILL NOT taint the sacrifice of Christ by commiting acts that he died to free all people from.

If your freedom of religion is denied, we will commit to help you achieve it. If your actions prove you to be a lie, we commit to stop you. You may not survive such an encounter.



TO THE GOVERNMENT OF NIVOK BAVES

PROVIDE PROOF of the attricities mentioned above and proof of the rebels commiting them and we will assist you.

GRANT FREEDOM to practice ones choice of religion and we will assist you.

Fail to do these things, and we will commit our might to enforce them or overthrow your government. Whichever path it takes, the result will be the same.

Any targeting of civilians or murders/imprisonment for their faith will be grounds for military action.

Signed
Bubba Reb

[Unified Imperial States]

Despite Christianity playing large part in the comings and goings of the Empire, theological violence won't be tolerated on our watch. We have an obligation to protect and support members of the Alliance against active terrorism.

The regular army will be dispatched with minor support from the ITSC.

[The Christian Armed Resitance]

Millions of biodegradeable fliers start falling from the sky miles above Nivok Baves as nearly silent, stealth drones release them.
On each flier is the following message.


The dictatorship of Bubba Reb is a Christian nation.
As a Christian people we condemn terrorist activity, in all forms.

To the rebel fighters using Christianity as a cause to war we issue the following demands.

1 While we support freedom of religion and are inclined to support your right to practice your beliefs, we also DEMAND that your fighting be reserved for the sole purpose of securing said freedom.

2 You claim to follow Christ. Christ declared truth, and gave every human the freedom to choose their path. We DEMAND that you do likewise. Killing any nonbelievers for their faith or lack thereof is murder, also condemned by Christ. We will retaliate against you if you are found to commit such murders.

3 NO terrorist activity or targeting of civilians will be tolerated. If you perform such attrocities in the name of "christianity" we will crush you and your survivors will answer to their war crimes. YOU WILL NOT taint the sacrifice of Christ by commiting acts that he died to free all people from.

If your freedom of religion is denied, we will commit to help you achieve it. If your actions prove you to be a lie, we commit to stop you. You may not survive such an encounter.

A single letter is returned to the residence of Bubba Reb:

To Esteemed Leader, Bubba Reb

It has come to my attention, in no part to leaflets, that you have demands of my group to abide by if we are to avoid you. I wish for you to know that the protection of civilians is our highest priority, regardless of class, creed or race, we inform civilians in an area we plan to attack that we a due to attack and give them 72 hours to vacate the city so that the battle may begin. To support our cause we give you the Christian Citizenship through Labour Act of 2011, where Those of Christian faith or descent will do hard labour to prove that they intend to be hard working members of the Nivok Baves society system and that they may be exploited in times of war[/i], we hope you can see the circumstances that we live under and the toppling of such a cruel government is our only aim and the killing for the reason of killing is strictly forbidden in our ranks.

Signed
Pope-General Innocent

[Belhorizon]

Classified Transmission from the ISS
Recipient Office of Pope Innocent
Topic Advisor
Encryption Ultra

An agent of the Imperial Secret Service will arrive at your camp soon.
You cannot mistake him. You'll know when he's there.

[The Christian Armed Resitance]

Innocent nodded as he read the telegram, looking onwards out towards where the sun was slowly setting inbetween the branches and vines of the jungle, waiting patiently for the ISS agent to arrive.

[Doppio Giudici]

Just behind TSA borders

A blue SUV that is marked for a local bakery, parks in the middle of a local park; which is filled with trees. Several men wearing ski-masks jump out and pour gasoline all over the dirt around the area, knowing that due to recent droughts the trees are highly flammable already. They dump their custom-made bomb of gasoline, beer, and fertilizer upon the ground. In another section of the forest another group does the same thing, before both of them load their Uzis and hop into their SUVs. One of them calls the park rangers and the other one calls the police, as they both make threats to set off the bombs unless the TSA declares the closest city an "open city". The idea behind an open city is that one side will not defend the city, in the fear that doing so will result in it being damaged beyond repair. Both of the SUVs drive off, tossing their phones out of the windows; knowing they bought them with stolen credit card information.

[Unified Imperial States]

A small fleet three large military bulk carriers made it's way towards the Jewish state, packing two full regiments of Imperial Infantryman, and one half of an armored regiment packed in with a support-based air wing of Imperial fighters and shuttles. These ships were to be escorted by two half-armed Sternschnuppe class heavy missile cruisers, but unfortunately the task force was running late. To help make up for the lack of escort, three local Meerjäger class attack submarines patrolling the local area were diverted to intercept the carriers and provide protection.

The water-jet engines of the bulk carriers sped them along the ocean at fairly reasonable speeds considering their size and cargo, and their newly minted laser defense system platforms were more than enough to ward off stray missiles or aircraft. It would take a fairly coordinated strike to present any serious problem to the vessels, providing there weren't hostile submarines or naval craft in the area.

[Bubba Reb]

In the offices of Nivok Braves headquarters, the primary communication device delivers its signal of an incomming call. Upon being answered Bubba Reb begins to speak.(((OOC if video confrencing is available in your country, take this as being a video call, if not, feel free to respond as appropriate.)))

"Listen up Jack! This here is Bubba reb. We's the ones that dropped them little messages in on ya in case you aint connected the dots yet. It has come to my attention that you nunbmuts passed a law that basically says all Christians in yer little glorified trailer park have got to submit to volontary slave work and be "exploited" in time of war.

Now tell me this Jack, is all that nonsense true? Or is somebody pullin my leg here?"

[Nivok Baves]

Foreign Minister Edmund Destar was confused, slightly at the abruptness of the speaker and his knowledge of Nivokian law "I'm sorry, I'm afraid I don't know anyone called Jack nor what you are saying" Edmund replied, looking around at the advisors, each with a confused look on their faces.

[Bubba Reb]

Foreign Minister Edmund Destar was confused, slightly at the abruptness of the speaker and his knowledge of Nivokian law "I'm sorry, I'm afraid I don't know anyone called Jack nor what you are saying" Edmund replied, looking around at the advisors, each with a confused look on their faces.

"Don't play ignorant wid me Jack, I aint got the patience fer it.
I'm holdin right here a rag of rubbish." he holds up a paper with the following, Christian Citizenship through Labour Act of 2011, where Those of Christian faith or descent will do hard labour to prove that they intend to be hard working members of the Nivok Baves society system and that they may be exploited in times of war[ and reads it.

"Now this here piece of crapper paper is either a lie, or you ignorant raskals done and lost all yer marbles.

So which one is it? Is this pile of porcupine poop a law y'all writ, or is somebody playin wid fire tryin ta hoax ol Bubba Reb?

[Nivok Baves]

Foreign Minister Edmund Destar was confused, slightly at the abruptness of the speaker and his knowledge of Nivokian law "I'm sorry, I'm afraid I don't know anyone called Jack nor what you are saying" Edmund replied, looking around at the advisors, each with a confused look on their faces.

"Don't play ignorant wid me Jack, I aint got the patience fer it.
I'm holdin right here rag of rubbish." he holds up a paper with the following, Christian Citizenship through Labour Act of 2011, where Those of Christian faith or descent will do hard labour to prove that they intend to be hard working members of the Nivok Baves society system and that they may be exploited in times of war[ and reads it.

"Now this here piece of crapper paper is either a lie, or you ignorant raskals done and lost all yer marbles.

So which one is it? Is this pile of porcupine poop a law y'all writ, or is somebody playin wid fire tryin ta hoax ol Bubba Reb?

Edmund looked again around the table trying to find someone to translate "Can you get someone who can speak English properly please?" He asked, still confused over who Jack was