The War of the Regions (ONLY FOR THOSE INVOLVED)

by **Eaischpnaeieacgkque Bhcieaghpodsttditf** » Tue Mar 10, 2015 6:43 pm

In the recent turn of events, Eaischpnaeieacgkque Bhcieaghpodsttditf has declared war on Newer Americas on charges of war crimes, regional neglect, and a violent government. Due to this, The sides have been made, the line is drawn, and all hell will break lose in the war over what's right and wrong!

This is a RP, only those that are involved can take part. If you want to join either side, telegram me to let me know what side you would like to join.

RULES!!!!

All forum rules are in place. This is a war thread, and I expect clean commits from all participants.
Other rules:
NO NUKES!!: This is more trouble than I want to deal with.
No godmodding: a.k.a. making sure you can't be defeated. In each battle, BOTH SIDES must have casualties, but make sure they are realistic.
Respect each other: seriously, no hate remarks.

Godmodding penalties are as follows:
1st offense- a 25 post wait period
2nd offense- a 50 post wait period
3rd offense- immediate surrender

a post wait period is a certain number of posts that the user needs to wait before posting again. I can't enforce these penalties and is on the accused's honor to follow them through.

Sides:

Let the battle begin!

p.s. I did not come up with the description of each super troop.

final edit: The UGNS has beat Newer Americas at last. Negotiations and the final results will now be discussed.

by **Democratic Peoples republic of Kelvinsi** » Tue Mar 10, 2015 6:52 pm

The DPRK has announced its support for Newer America and allies in a recent press conference. However, the DPRK will only be entering the war as a co belligerent. Meaning that the DPRK would like to create as limited a war as possible. The DPRK has issued an order for general mobilization, increasing the army's size to 10 million in a few months. The DPRK still has 70 million reserves that it can call up. The DPRK has not declared war on anybody yet, and has place the air force on high alert, to respond to any foreign air threats, that threaten the DPRK, in any way shape or form.

by **Eaischpnaeieacgkque Bhcieaghpodsttditf** » Tue Mar 10, 2015 6:54 pm

"It's times like these that we must rekindle old hatred for previous enemies. Newer Americas tried to place sanctions on us and a nuclear warhead was shot down just hours ago that was launched from there, we will show them!" Saymuellyn stated in an interview just recently. His eyes were filled with hate and disgust. "How can Newer Americas dare to try to take us down? They have no military, and their citizens are armed with wicker baskets and baseball bats. I expect a short war, but knowing them, they will never quit."

(This doesn't involve use of nukes. It only explains why we declared war)

by **Newer Americas** » Wed Mar 11, 2015 6:37 pm

The Most Evil Man Ever heard Saymuellyn's remarks and had a press conference shortly after. "We didn't do anything to aggravate Eaischpnaeieacgkque Bhcieaghpodsttditf. We are being framed! If they want to start another war with us, then we will defend our nation from these tyrannous accusations. If Eaischpnaeieacgkque Bhcieaghpodsttditf wants a war, then a war they will get!!"

by **Eaischpnaeieacgkque Bhcieaghpodsttditf** » Wed Mar 11, 2015 7:48 pm

Saymuellyn walks over to the phone and answers it.
"Hello?" he said.
"HOW DARE YOU STRIKE WAR ON ME YOU IGNORANT PERSON!!!!" screams the most evil man ever, "What did I do This time?"
"You know what you did, and you will pay for it."
"You'll never get away with this Saymuellyn. It is a matter of time before you surrender under my might. Give up now and you can keep your dignity."
"Never!" and Saymuellyn hung up.

by **Monotter Republic** » Thu Mar 12, 2015 8:06 pm

Monotter Republics highest ranking General, General Fuzzington was in the room advising Saymuellyn when the call came in and he heard the whole thing. After hearing this he said "Saymuellyn my friend, you have the full support of my army of genetically modified Monotters, they swim like an otter, walk like a man, and swing like a sword." (Monotter = half man, half otter, and all sword) upon hearing this Saymuellyn said "I could just hug you right now my furry friend but time is not on our side, we must prepare for anything our enemy might throw at us." And so Monotter Republic joins the frey

by **Eaischpnaeieacgkque Bhcieaghpodsttditf** » Fri Mar 13, 2015 6:26 pm

Saymuellyn thanked Gen. Fuzzington for his nation's support. He knew that it was time to call up support, so he messaged all his allies to join in the battle to protect the UGNS from foreign threats.

by **Newer Americas** » Wed Mar 18, 2015 6:02 pm

Believed that the most evil man ever was too soft on foreign aggression, Amin Hitler-Stalin II assassinated him in public right after his phone conversation with Saymuellyn. Amin Stated in a press conference that he is the new dictator of Newer Americas and that this silly coalition of enemy nations will collapse under his might. People celebrated this by burning the rival nations' flags and blowing up their embassies. A military of the armed is rising and Amin stated that a nationwide draft is going to be set in place and the whole nation is now in the military.

by **Eaischpnaeieacgkque Bhcieaghpodsttditf** » Wed Mar 18, 2015 6:05 pm

Newer Americas wrote:Amin Hitler-Stalin II

What? Did you just combine the names of the leader of Nazi Germany, the leader of soviet Russia, and an African butcher into one person? I would have stayed with the most evil man ever. Interesting name choice at any cost. Why the second though?

by **Newer Americas** » Wed Mar 18, 2015 6:07 pm

Eaischpnaeieacgkque Bhcieaghpodsttditf wrote:
Newer Americas wrote:Amin Hitler-Stalin II

What? Did you just combine the names of the leader of Nazi Germany, the leader of soviet Russia, and an African butcher into one person? I would have stayed with the most evil man ever. Interesting name choice at any cost. Why the second though?

For Leopold II of Belgium. Was that a compliment or criticism of my leader?

by **Eaischpnaeieacgkque Bhcieaghpodsttditf** » Wed Mar 18, 2015 6:20 pm

Newer Americas wrote:
Eaischpnaeieacgkque Bhcieaghpodsttditf wrote:What? Did you just combine the names of the leader of Nazi Germany, the leader of soviet Russia, and an African butcher into one person? I would have stayed with the most evil man ever. Interesting name choice at any cost. Why the second though?

For Leopold II of Belgium. Was that a compliment or criticism of my leader?

I was just saying that it was an interesting name for a leader. Anyway, let's get back to the topic.

Saymuellyn sat back in his chair as he heard of the news.
"So, the most evil man ever is dead? Interesting. We should talk of a diplomatic arrangement for us."
"But my sovereign lord, he already stated that he wants to destroy our nation at all costs. He even stated that he is enforcing a nationwide draft of everyone in Newer Americas! Even with our military might, I don't know if we can hold back an entire nation's population with our military. Not only that, but 22 nations have pledged loyalty to them. We still have an upper hand with our allies, but this is madness! Why did you declare war in the first place!?" said Boris Flike, the secretary of defense.
"The reason was the abuse that we received in the last region. We got little say and know we will have our revenge at last!" At this Saymuellyn picked up the phone and dialed a friendly ally.

by **Monotter Republic** » Thu Mar 19, 2015 1:49 pm

Gen. Fuzzington picks up the phone "Hello Saymuellyn, did you here the news", "yes, I did and that is why I called you at this hour, I need to ask a favor of you." Saymuellyn pause's briefly before continuing. "I need you to send your most elite Monotter Squad to do some recon on Newer Americas." Gen. Fuzzington yells to his secretary "Get Hans on the phone, Saymuellyn Hans the leader of The 101st Monotter Infantry Squad also know as The Monondos." A new voice enters the call "I'm here and ready for duty sir!" Amin Hitler-Stalin II drops his listening device with a shocked expression on his face.

by **Newer Americas** » Fri Mar 27, 2015 7:22 am

Amin isn't sure that he heard that correctly. However, he realized that support was now necessary. He picked up the phone and made a call to an ally that couldn't refuse.

by **Holy Cow** » Fri Mar 27, 2015 7:28 am

"Yes Amin, I understand. I will contact them and the plan will be carried out. They will never stand in your way of the dictatorial regime. I will be at your service until the battle is over."
"Good my pet, now warn the others."

by **Chlormedia** » Fri Mar 27, 2015 7:33 am

Chlormedia has heard the news and smiles as they unveil the crate of freshly brewed chemical bombs. They will be sent out over the skies of Monotter Republic when they are primed. "Let's see those Monotters stand botulinum toxin!" says the leader.

by **Ramoria** » Fri Mar 27, 2015 7:37 am

The target is in my sight." says the assassin. He carefully aims the sniper at the target. "Fire when ready." the unknown voice calls. The assassin fires once and Gen. Fuzzington falls to the ground, blood rushing over the floor. "Mission accomplished." the assassin says as he packs his stuff and walks away.

by **Kazakh SSR 2** » Fri Mar 27, 2015 7:44 am

The phone rang once before Caesar picked it up. "Yes?" he said. "Oh, Amin! How dare they! You have my support and we will be ready to leave whenever you want...now! Yes sir, my nation shall have troops in position by sundown. This crime shall not go unpunished."

by **Russian SFSR 2** » Fri Mar 27, 2015 7:51 am

"PUTIN! Call the rest of the old soviet alliance. One of us went to war and we must follow them. Tell them to get their troops in movement asap!" President Lenin screams.
"Who are we at war with?" Putin said.
"Eaischpnaeieacgkque Bhcieaghpodsttditf and their allies. It's only a matter of time before they're done for."

by **Armenian SSR 2** » Fri Mar 27, 2015 7:54 am

Armenian SSR 2 had received the call just moments ago. They now are arming up to prepare for war. The army goes into their tanks and rolls towards the border.

by **Azerbaijan SSR 2** » Fri Mar 27, 2015 7:58 am

"I'm sorry Mr. Lenin, but we don't have a military to spare. We will however send in our special forces to help lighten the load." the phone then hung up.

by **Belorussian SSR 2** » Fri Mar 27, 2015 8:01 am

"Alright maggots, we have a new enemy at our hands! Let's make this war quick and dirty. Monotter Republic is the current target. If we can get rid of them early on, then we will end this early, leaving the Eais Bchian government crippled from lack of support. Move out!"

by **Estonian SSR 2** » Fri Mar 27, 2015 8:04 am

Estonian SSR 2 realizes that the other countries are going at the situation wrong. In order to win, you must hit the horse dead on. However, the fact that the enemy didn't make a move yet is startling.

by **Georgian SSR 2** » Fri Mar 27, 2015 8:09 am

500 Agni missiles were launched towards Rifthelm hoping to destroy the nation before they even entered the war.

by **Latvian SSR 2** » Fri Mar 27, 2015 8:14 am

Latvian SSR 2 noticed the Agni missiles leave the country and intercepted a third of them with the air force and threatened to switch sides if more appropriate measures weren't in effect. (I'm pretty sure 500 Agni missiles would be godmodding, right?)

by **Lithuanian SSR 2** » Fri Mar 27, 2015 8:17 am

Tanks are going towards Autumnisadictator in order to capture the capital and force them to surrender early on.

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