by Eleanor Ritas » Sat Jan 31, 2015 11:18 pm
by United Marxist Nations » Sat Jan 31, 2015 11:21 pm
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St. John Chrysostom wrote:A comprehended God is no God.
by The Pentarchy » Sat Jan 31, 2015 11:22 pm
by Eleanor Ritas » Sat Jan 31, 2015 11:24 pm
The Pentarchy wrote:Download all the porn and leave. Then attempt to go get rid of that stupid Prime Directive thing so we are not conquered by smarter people and their legions of assimilated alien barbarians.
So pretty much what you, the OP, said except also stealing all the porn (ALL THE PORN!).
by Mike the Progressive » Sat Jan 31, 2015 11:27 pm
by The Pentarchy » Sat Jan 31, 2015 11:27 pm
Eleanor Ritas wrote:The Pentarchy wrote:Download all the porn and leave. Then attempt to go get rid of that stupid Prime Directive thing so we are not conquered by smarter people and their legions of assimilated alien barbarians.
So pretty much what you, the OP, said except also stealing all the porn (ALL THE PORN!).
I wonder if some part of Arthur C. Clarke considered that monolith, and thought "Quantum Entanglement Porn Repeater".
Mike the Progressive wrote:Steal their land and resources. Move them to reservations. Try to 'alienize" them. Fail. Give them money for health and education. Let them build interplanetary casinos. Etc.
by The Novakian Empire » Sat Jan 31, 2015 11:28 pm
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by Eleanor Ritas » Sat Jan 31, 2015 11:34 pm
Mike the Progressive wrote:Steal their land and resources. Move them to reservations. Try to 'alienize" them. Fail. Give them money for health and education. Let them build interplanetary casinos. Etc.
by Sebtopiaris » Sat Jan 31, 2015 11:35 pm
by United Marxist Nations » Sat Jan 31, 2015 11:36 pm
The Novakian Empire wrote:"Adjundant,Inform engineering to make preperations to enter earth's atmosphere,Let's attempt to make contact...Perhaps our prescence will get the ball rolling for their transformation to a society like us,Although,Perhaps we should be careful..They are known for being quite agressive."
"Aye sir."
The Kievan People wrote: United Marxist Nations: A prayer for every soul, a plan for every economy and a waifu for every man. Solid.
St. John Chrysostom wrote:A comprehended God is no God.
by Eleanor Ritas » Sat Jan 31, 2015 11:37 pm
The Pentarchy wrote:Eleanor Ritas wrote:
I wonder if some part of Arthur C. Clarke considered that monolith, and thought "Quantum Entanglement Porn Repeater".
For all we know, pornography is the galactic currency. In which case it is a financial imperative for us to produce as much as possible. This may be why they have not contacted us: The introduction of Earth's massive pornography network, called the 'World Wide Web', would surely disrupt the galactic economy and cause mass pornflation.Mike the Progressive wrote:Steal their land and resources. Move them to reservations. Try to 'alienize" them. Fail. Give them money for health and education. Let them build interplanetary casinos. Etc.
Mike the Progressive for Galactic Overlord!
by Eleanor Ritas » Sat Jan 31, 2015 11:38 pm
Senkaku wrote:Play intergalactic billiards with their star system and pot them into a black hole.
by The Orson Empire » Sat Jan 31, 2015 11:38 pm
Eleanor Ritas wrote:You relax on the bridge of the Transpatial Matrix, smoking something you got off a renegade nano-mass sex worker in the Hauer System. Your adjutant makes his report.
"Okay, so, they've been living in deterrent of mutual destruction for generations, they continue to fight mass genocidal wars, some of them strap explosives to themselves and run into groups of the others to kill as many as they can. Some of their wealthiest societies leave their mentally ill to live off garbage and begging in the streets. Their physicists, once they discover that the Higgs Field is metastable, will be able to conceive, and in less than three generations build, a device that could destroy this galaxy before we could array the requisite countermeasures to stop it."
"That it?" you reply.
"Their porn is excellent and voluminous. Well, quality is always a spectrum but their diversity and innovation are unparalleled. And their music is good. Some of them are honestly trying quite hard."
"Our highest law says we can not help them or teach them. We can either destroy them xor leave them be."
"Then what is your judgment, Commander Ennesjee?"
As for me, I'd spare us. Then I'd go back and work to political change the law that we have to either destroy them xor leave them be. It's a dumb law.
by United Marxist Nations » Sat Jan 31, 2015 11:38 pm
The Orson Empire wrote:Eleanor Ritas wrote:You relax on the bridge of the Transpatial Matrix, smoking something you got off a renegade nano-mass sex worker in the Hauer System. Your adjutant makes his report.
"Okay, so, they've been living in deterrent of mutual destruction for generations, they continue to fight mass genocidal wars, some of them strap explosives to themselves and run into groups of the others to kill as many as they can. Some of their wealthiest societies leave their mentally ill to live off garbage and begging in the streets. Their physicists, once they discover that the Higgs Field is metastable, will be able to conceive, and in less than three generations build, a device that could destroy this galaxy before we could array the requisite countermeasures to stop it."
"That it?" you reply.
"Their porn is excellent and voluminous. Well, quality is always a spectrum but their diversity and innovation are unparalleled. And their music is good. Some of them are honestly trying quite hard."
"Our highest law says we can not help them or teach them. We can either destroy them xor leave them be."
"Then what is your judgment, Commander Ennesjee?"
As for me, I'd spare us. Then I'd go back and work to political change the law that we have to either destroy them xor leave them be. It's a dumb law.
Dude...this actually sounds like a good idea for an RP.
The Kievan People wrote: United Marxist Nations: A prayer for every soul, a plan for every economy and a waifu for every man. Solid.
St. John Chrysostom wrote:A comprehended God is no God.
by Kalifati Arab shqiptar » Sat Jan 31, 2015 11:40 pm
by Entre Rios » Sat Jan 31, 2015 11:42 pm
by Mandicoria » Sat Jan 31, 2015 11:45 pm
by Eleanor Ritas » Sat Jan 31, 2015 11:45 pm
Entre Rios wrote:Honesly, for all our advancement we're still apes at heart and it shows in the fact we still fight petty wars for resource control.
If I were an alien species reviewing earth's progress, I'd write, "Still evolving." Then quietly leave.
by United Marxist Nations » Sat Jan 31, 2015 11:45 pm
Entre Rios wrote:Honesly, for all our advancement we're still apes at heart and it shows in the fact we still fight petty wars for resource control.
If I were an alien species reviewing earth's progress, I'd write, "Still evolving." Then quietly leave.
The Kievan People wrote: United Marxist Nations: A prayer for every soul, a plan for every economy and a waifu for every man. Solid.
St. John Chrysostom wrote:A comprehended God is no God.
by Furry Alairia and Algeria » Sat Jan 31, 2015 11:46 pm
by United Marxist Nations » Sat Jan 31, 2015 11:47 pm
Furry Alairia and Algeria wrote:Kill them all, leave the animals.
The Kievan People wrote: United Marxist Nations: A prayer for every soul, a plan for every economy and a waifu for every man. Solid.
St. John Chrysostom wrote:A comprehended God is no God.
by Entre Rios » Sat Jan 31, 2015 11:47 pm
Eleanor Ritas wrote:Entre Rios wrote:Honesly, for all our advancement we're still apes at heart and it shows in the fact we still fight petty wars for resource control.
If I were an alien species reviewing earth's progress, I'd write, "Still evolving." Then quietly leave.
Suppose your adjutant is required by regulation to note that within three generations, the species will have the ability to active a device that would destroy the Milky Way before intelligence in other galaxies could stop the effect?
And this could happen before you could come back to stop it.
by The Pentarchy » Sat Jan 31, 2015 11:48 pm
United Marxist Nations wrote:Entre Rios wrote:Honesly, for all our advancement we're still apes at heart and it shows in the fact we still fight petty wars for resource control.
If I were an alien species reviewing earth's progress, I'd write, "Still evolving." Then quietly leave.
You assume that that isn't also a trait of more advanced civilization; there is no reason to think that war is not common to interstellar civilizations as well.
Furry Alairia and Algeria wrote:Kill them all, leave the animals.
by Senkaku » Sat Jan 31, 2015 11:49 pm
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