Last Wednesday night, the Perotasoan Border Police in the northern Perotasoa apprehended a man illegally trying to access the country without an ID. The man identified himself as "Santa Claus".
He has also been charged as guilty for bringing in many foreign goods without paying import tax, of smuggling in animals (possibly reindeer) that haven't been checked by the Border Veterinary, and for using an unregistered and possibly dangerous vehicle.
If anyone would like to negotiate his release or has some information about him, the Perotasoan Intelligence Organization and Perotasoan Border Police would like to know.