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Perotasoa
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Man identified as "Santa Claus" arrested

Postby Perotasoa » Sun Dec 28, 2014 2:14 am

Last Wednesday night, the Perotasoan Border Police in the northern Perotasoa apprehended a man illegally trying to access the country without an ID. The man identified himself as "Santa Claus".

He has also been charged as guilty for bringing in many foreign goods without paying import tax, of smuggling in animals (possibly reindeer) that haven't been checked by the Border Veterinary, and for using an unregistered and possibly dangerous vehicle.

If anyone would like to negotiate his release or has some information about him, the Perotasoan Intelligence Organization and Perotasoan Border Police would like to know.
This has to be the greatest political phrase ever uttered in the history of human civilization:
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Postby Simic Gruul » Sun Dec 28, 2014 2:22 am

This man "Santa Claus" is presumed to actually be a cult of some type. They break into houses on the same day every year leaving presents for what they consider "good" and coal for who they consider "Bad" while taking an offering off food. We have yet to be able to determine why they follow such behaviour, but citizans fear what might happen if that offering isn't left out.

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Postby Perotasoa » Sun Dec 28, 2014 3:43 am

Would Simic Gruul support condemning the criminal to a few years prison sentence in Perotasoa?
This has to be the greatest political phrase ever uttered in the history of human civilization:
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Postby Simic Gruul » Sun Dec 28, 2014 3:50 am

Yes, also Great leader believes he is just a cog in a greater machine and information needs to be extracted during that prison time regarding the rest of the "north pole" group.

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Postby Perotasoa » Sun Dec 28, 2014 4:03 am

We could do with some torture tools. Based on the way you refer to your leader, I assume you have some we can borrow to do this joint investigation.
Or I could always borrow from the CIA ;)
This has to be the greatest political phrase ever uttered in the history of human civilization:
"It's the economy, stupid"

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Postby Simic Gruul » Sun Dec 28, 2014 4:06 am

Great leader has actually outlawed physical torturing belieaving it brings about incorrect answers. We do have some "doctors" to lead though.

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Postby Perotasoa » Sun Dec 28, 2014 4:17 am

Please send them in. Peratasa International Airport in Perotasoa is served by Sumiyoshi and Viccaci airlines so you could send them that way or through private jets if you feel that is better for their safety (and security).
However, I think I will wait for more nations to tell us their knowledge about this terrorist group before we start "extraction".
This has to be the greatest political phrase ever uttered in the history of human civilization:
"It's the economy, stupid"


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