[MT] Pro-Gay Terrorists take over parts of Darlington County

[Burleson 2]

The Deerfield Gay Liberation Front, the group responsible for the recent attack on the Hartnett Bridge, have taken over Elmgrove Cape in Darlington County and claimed it as their territory. It is believed that the terrorists killed the Darlington County Sheriff, Waylon Sharpe. There have been reports from the area that residents have been fighting against the terrorists. But have been unsuccessful so far. There are only 53 residents in the mostly rural area, fighting against the estimated 433 members of the group. President Teleno has stated in a press conference that military action may need to be taken against the group. The sheriffs of all the other counties on Magnolia island are planning a counterattack on the terrorist strongholds.

[Lzherusskia]

To: The Deerfield Gay Liberation Front

As is to be expected from such backwards, stone-age thinkers as the Burleson government, you have been branded terrorists, but it is a worldwide aphorism that one man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter. Your fight truly is one for freedom, and the Fatherland is more than happy to stand behind you if need be. Some will call this warmongering and a transparent attempt to infringe on the sovereignty of other nations - I call this questing for a basic human right, and I leave this message unencrypted because I have no shame in endorsing your actions.

If ever you need safe refuge, Lzherusskia's doors are open.

Yours,

[Brillnuck]

THE MONARCHY OF BRILLNUCK

To the government of Burleson 2,

We offer our sincere condolences to the people of Darlington County who are affected by the terrorists. We may be split over ideology, but we, the people of Brillnuck are sad to hear such an event. We will send military assistance to combat the threat if needed. Until then, we offer our condolences to Darlington County.

Yours Sincerely,

King-Emepror Ludwig von Frenka of The Brillnish Empire

[Greater Weselton]

The Reich is saddened by this attack by those evil leftists. The Fuhrer sends his condolences to the people of Darlington County. We hope the side of truth and justice will prevail over the left. Heil Hitler!

[Venus Theocracy]

In the name of her sacred majesty, the Holy Queen of the Venus Theocracy, Laura Veni XXV, and representing the will of the Sorority of Goddesses, Highest Prietess of the Kyrianist Church, Raphaela Silva, wishes to encourage the ruling powers of Burleson 2 to react to this dreadful incident with nothing less but the complete annihilation of the responsible organisation in the most cruel way that is possible. Despite the lack of sympathy for the generally mislead nation and its false values, the disgust about the motives for the action lead me to offer you my spiritual support in fighting these heathenish sinners, hoping the blasphemous movement will perish soon to eternally suffer in the depths of l'enfer (hell). Don't bow to the pressure of sin and keep your nation clean from the contamination of homosexuality and permissiveness.

[The Leodensian Republic]

To: The Deerfield Gay Liberation Front
From: KP7M4MjUYhYQ+1vGAt9laoFtCKp2d7l68OAZITE2MCHHsczF

We support your actions against this Christian supremacist nation and we would like to support your group financially and possibly militarily.
That is all for now.

Yours sincerely,
KP7M4MjUYhYQ+1vGAt9laoFtCKp2d7l68OAZITE2MCHHsczF

[Davinhia]

OOC: This might belong in International Incidents

[The Leodensian Republic]

OOC: This might belong in International Incidents

OOC: I was thinking that too!

[Euroslavia]

OOC: This might belong in International Incidents

Correct, I've moved it on over.

[Burleson 2]

OOC: If anyone would like to rp as the DGLF (using a puppet nation with that name) TG me.

[The Hezbollah Republic]

We shall support the terrorists with finically aid and weapons. 5000 Paratroopers are deployed over the small terrorist held town. "GO GO GO" All 5000 paratroopers drop from the skies like birds. The paratroopers are equipped with an AK-47 and several grenades. Hezbollah starts a campaign to convert the Gay terrorists to Anti-Gay. Pamphlets are handed out promoting Communism. If the terrorists do not become Anti Gay and Communist. Several suicide bombers are sent to The International Airport of Burleson. All board planes and blow them up before take off. One plane is hijacked and flown to Beirut.

[Snowfall the Unicorn]

"Well, if Burleson takes military action, I certainly know which side I'll be supporting…

HEY! SECDEF! IS THE EMPEROR'S WRATH PREPARED TO MOBILIZE?!" ~Emperor Snowfall

[New Pyrrhius]

The government of New Pyrrhius has chosen to:
[_] Condemn
[X] Commend
[_] Bombard your nation from orbit in response to
[_] Feign ignorance of
[_] Like, literally can't even
[_] Report to moderators
[_] Point and laugh at
[_] Other____________________

This act of:
[_] Treason
[_] Extra Treason
[X] Sticking it to the man, man
[_] Indescribable horror
[_] Describable horror
[_] Excessive use of emoticons
[_] Ineffective bioterror
[_] Special grade stupidity
[_] Removing Kebab
[_] Other______________________

By the nation of _____Darlington__________. Furthermore, we have determined that the best course of action is to:
[_] Nuke your capital from orbit for the safety of our homeland
[_] Nuke your capital from orbit for the safety of our foreign interests
[_] Nuke your capital from orbit out of spite
[_] Nuke your capital from orbit out of pity
[_] Nuke your capital from orbit out of solidarity
[_] Nuke our capital from orbit for some reason
[X] Cheer you on from the sidelines

until the situation improves. Please
[X]Heed
[_]Ignore
[_]Laugh at
[_]Burn after reading

our warning encouragement.

[Naval Monte]

To: The Deerfield Gay Liberation Front
From:"Deep Throat"
Sunject:Aid and support
Encryption:Extremely High

Greetings,

We have heard about your plight and wish to support you despite what these religious nut jobs say about you all. We will supply your troops with money, equipment, food, water, and arms buy taking advantage of the red cross. We will send in ships and planes to send in humanitarian aid and supplies to the people of Darlington, while that is happening on the surface some of our agents who have immigrated into the country will be secretly sending you supplies and arms to help you all on your fight for freedom. How much we will help you out on this afterward only time will tell.

Yours sincerely,
"Deep Throat"

[Burleson 2]

I'd like it to be known that there is no internet, phone, or cable access in the DGLF occupied territory as a result of their destruction of phone and cable lines.

[Burleson 2]

The government of New Pyrrhius has chosen to:
[_] Condemn
[X] Commend
[_] Bombard your nation from orbit in response to
[_] Feign ignorance of
[_] Like, literally can't even
[_] Report to moderators
[_] Point and laugh at
[_] Other____________________

This act of:
[_] Treason
[_] Extra Treason
[X] Sticking it to the man, man
[_] Indescribable horror
[_] Describable horror
[_] Excessive use of emoticons
[_] Ineffective bioterror
[_] Special grade stupidity
[_] Removing Kebab
[_] Other______________________

By the nation of _____Darlington__________. Furthermore, we have determined that the best course of action is to:
[_] Nuke your capital from orbit for the safety of our homeland
[_] Nuke your capital from orbit for the safety of our foreign interests
[_] Nuke your capital from orbit out of spite
[_] Nuke your capital from orbit out of pity
[_] Nuke your capital from orbit out of solidarity
[_] Nuke our capital from orbit for some reason
[X] Cheer you on from the sidelines

until the situation improves. Please
[X]Heed
[_]Ignore
[_]Laugh at
[_]Burn after reading

our warning encouragement.

OOC: Darlington isn't a nation, it's a county (administrative division) within Burleson.

[Glamour]

[Burleson 2]

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Can you put that in plain text?

[Glamour]

Sender: cassadra.davenport@gov.glam
Subject: Emergency in Ranch County, Burleson

By the Pen of Cassadra Davenport, 43rd Incumbent Diva of Glamour

On behalf of the people of our Esteemed and Liberated nation, I would like to offer commentary upon the recent attack involving the Deerfield Gay Liberation Front (DGLF) and the Florence Transit Authority in Ranch County, Burleson.

Primarily, I regretfully express our most sincere condolences with reference to the eighteen souls who have shed their bodies as a result of this unacceptably criminal disregard for humanity.

If it is desired, we would offer the following advice regarding the ongoing situation in Darlington County between its residents and the DGLF, and Burleson's policies regarding LGBT rights.

The counterattack being orchestrated by the authorities of Magnolia should not be executed, due to the likely possibility of further escalation and loss of life in terms of government forces, protesters and Elmgrove Cape residents. Rather, the government's recognition of the issue should be made clear by the use of aid provided to those in captivity by air. It would be wise to carry this out in as dramatic a fashion as possible, and to allow the media to cover it extensively, in order to promote the government's image and to garner universal favourable public opinion for its actions over this divisive issue.

Furthermore, in order to diffuse the situation, LGBT rights must be addressed by Burleson, and Glamour would solemnly and strongly advise that the existence, size, frustration and desparation of this group is largely attributable to Burleson's own inadequacy in the consideration of equality and civil rights involving LGBT individuals. These people are capable of atrocities as heinous as anyoe else's, especially in the face of oppression without an outlet for discussion or change. They are also capable of love, however, and therefore should be granted the subsequent right of marriage, equal in definition to that undertaken by heterosexual and cisgender couples in the eyes of the state and the law.

I, peronally and as the communicator of Glamour's populace's views, hope for the speedy and effective resolution of this incident and its fallout, as well as the full integration of LGBT individuals into society, so as to avoid further violence, disintegration and anomie, which we abhor and condemn as unjustifiable under any circumstances.

Cassadra Davenport, 43rd Diva of the Esteemed and Liberated Land of Glamour

We would be glad to assist in the deployment of humanitarian aid to those under siege if this is something that Burleson would be interested in doing. To reiterate, we consider the Sexual Morality Act of 2014 to be inherently immoral.

Please forgive my handwriting during our earlier correspondence. I was significantly drunk and also being taken from behind.

[Burleson 2]

Sender: cassadra.davenport@gov.glam
Subject: Emergency in Ranch County, Burleson

By the Pen of Cassadra Davenport, 43rd Incumbent Diva of Glamour

On behalf of the people of our Esteemed ad Liberated nation, I would like to offer commentary upon the recent attack involving the Deerfield Gay Liberation Front (DGLF) and the Florence Transit Authority in Ranch County, Burleson.

Primarily, I regretfully express our most sincere condolences with reference to the eighteen souls who have shed their bodies as a result of this unacceptably criminal disregard for humanity.

If it is desired, we would offer the following advice regarding the ongoing situation in Darlington County between its residents and the DGLF, and Burleson's policies regarding LGBT rights.

The counterattack being orchestrated by the authorities of Magnolia should not be executed, due to the likely possibility of further escalation and loss of life in terms of government forces, protesters and Elmgrove Cape residents. Rather, the government's recognition of the issue should be made clear b the use of aid provided to those in captivity by air. It would be wise to carry this out in as dramatic a fashion as possible, and to allow the media to cover it extensively, in order to promote the government's image and to garner universal favourable public opinion for its actions over this divisive issue.

Furthermore, in order t diffuse the situation, LGBT rights must be addressed by Burleson, and Glamour would solemnly and strongly advise that the existence, size, frustration and desparation of this group is largely attributable to Glamour's own inadequacy in the consideration of equality and civil rights involving LGBT individuals. These people are capable of atrocities as heinous as anyoe else's, especially in the face of oppression without an outlet for discussion or change. They are also capable of love, however, and therefore should be granted the subsequent right of marriage, equal in definition to that undertaken by heterosexual and cisgender couples in the eyes of the state and the law.

I, peronally and as the communicator of Glamour's populace's views, hope for the speedy and effective resolution of this incident and its fallout, as well as the full integration of LGBT individuals into society, so as to avoid further violence, disintegration and anomie, which we abhor and condemn as unjustifiable under any circumstances.

Cassadra Davenport, 43rd Diva of the Esteemed and Liberated Land of Glamour

We would be glad to assist in the deployment of humanitarian aid to those under siege if this is something that Burleson would be interested in doing. To reiterate, we consider the Sexual Morality Act of 2014 to be inherently immoral.

Please forgive my handwriting during our earlier correspondence. I was significantly drunk and also being taken from behind.

Your nation is welcome to provide humanitarian aid to affected residents. I recommend you get clearance from the DGLF forces to ensure your troops' safety.

[New Edom]

We shall support the terrorists with finically aid and weapons. 5000 Paratroopers are deployed over the small terrorist held town. "GO GO GO" All 5000 paratroopers drop from the skies like birds. The paratroopers are equipped with an AK-47 and several grenades. Hezbollah starts a campaign to convert the Gay terrorists to Anti-Gay. Pamphlets are handed out promoting Communism. If the terrorists do not become Anti Gay and Communist. We shall kill them and take the land for ourselves. Several suicide bombers are sent to the airport in Burleson. All board planes and blow them up before take off. One plane is hijacked and flown to Beirut.

OOC: The ideas in here are probably fine, but the execution of it is a godmod. It skips far too much time, it doesn't account for any acquisition of information, travel time or give any opportunity for discovery of these actions or any response. If I were the OP I would not accept this post as it stands and would request that it should be edited.

[Burleson 2]

We shall support the terrorists with finically aid and weapons. 5000 Paratroopers are deployed over the small terrorist held town. "GO GO GO" All 5000 paratroopers drop from the skies like birds. The paratroopers are equipped with an AK-47 and several grenades. Hezbollah starts a campaign to convert the Gay terrorists to Anti-Gay. Pamphlets are handed out promoting Communism. If the terrorists do not become Anti Gay and Communist. We shall kill them and take the land for ourselves. Several suicide bombers are sent to the airport in Burleson. All board planes and blow them up before take off. One plane is hijacked and flown to Beirut.

OOC: The ideas in here are probably fine, but the execution of it is a godmod. It skips far too much time, it doesn't account for any acquisition of information, travel time or give any opportunity for discovery of these actions or any response. If I were the OP I would not accept this post as it stands and would request that it should be edited.

OOC: Agreed, this post shall be stricken from IC history. And seriously, he didn't even specify an actual airport.

[The Hezbollah Republic]

Edited

[The Greater States of Racoonia]

The Racoonist Confederation sends its deepest condolences for the affected residents of Darlington County. We wish to send Aid to the Government of Burleson 2 in the form of military assistance.

Total military forces being sent by the Racoonist Confederation:

The Racoon Republic of Racoonia: The fifth Racoonian Royal knight Corps (20,000) (not actual knights) under the command of lieutenant general Phillip P. Fry.

The Greater States of Racoonia: The seventh Greater Racoonian Shock corps (20,000) commanded by lieutenant general Niklaus Meinhard.

Mormania: The twenty fifth Mormanian armored divison (10,000 Mormanian MM-25 tanks) commanded by Nigel Marvin.

Best wishes, the leader council of the Racoonist Confederation.

The troops and tanks will arrive by way of aerial landing in secure zones of your country, and then march to designated combat zones.

[Burleson 2]

President Nick Teleno has declared war on the DGLF. The Federal Assembly has scheduled a meeting for tomorrow to vote on the declaration. In the event that it is approved, Burlesonian troops will be deployed to the occupied territory.