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Defenderon
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The Army of Defenderon - (Defunct)

Postby Defenderon » Tue Nov 11, 2014 12:54 pm

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I am Defenderon
God of Defenders
Arch-rival of Raideron
Guardian of the Universe
Friend to all Natives


Welcome, my children. You may have forgotten me, but I have not forgotten you. Your prayers have been heard. The end of the raider menace is nigh, but I cannot seal their fate alone. Join me in The Army of Defenderon, and soon there will be a great cry across Raiderdom, such as has never been and may never be again!

Put aside your petty differences. Attack not the Independent. The Imperialist. Find common ground. And in general, try to be a cool guy. Most raiders are cool guys, even if they do worship a false god; and if there's one thing I've learned over the years, it's that everyone likes cool guys. Unfortunately, most Defenders these days are not cool guys, and that's terrible. But we can fix that. We have the technology.

So come, join my crusade, and be cool, yo.
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RiderSyl
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Postby RiderSyl » Tue Nov 11, 2014 1:01 pm

Bravo. :clap:
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Postby NoblePhnx » Tue Nov 11, 2014 1:16 pm

You are a cool guy ergo you should be a raider.

There is still time, abandon the mantle of Defenderon for your true calling.
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Defenderon
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Postby Defenderon » Tue Nov 11, 2014 1:19 pm

NoblePhnx wrote:You are a cool guy ergo you should be a raider.

There is still time, abandon the mantle of Defenderon for your true calling.

Do not try to tempt the Defender God, Raider heathen!
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Cora II
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Postby Cora II » Tue Nov 11, 2014 1:21 pm

The Army of Defenderon. Wow! Cool!

Where?
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Postby Defenderon » Tue Nov 11, 2014 1:24 pm

Cora II wrote:The Army of Defenderon. Wow! Cool!

Where?

Well unfortunately, unlike my counterpart, when I call my followers don't exactly come in droves. Or at all, usually. I'm a very lonely god, most of the time...
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Postby Cora II » Tue Nov 11, 2014 1:32 pm

Defenderon wrote:
Cora II wrote:The Army of Defenderon. Wow! Cool!

Where?

Well unfortunately, unlike my counterpart, when I call my followers don't exactly come in droves. Or at all, usually. I'm a very lonely god, most of the time...


I know... I know. The Children of The Almighty Raideron are also scattered and unorganised to the intolerable degrees. Some of prominent veteran raider leaders has abandoned the Holy road of his Almighty, degenerated to moderates, succumbed to a roleplays, forgetting the Holy task and The Cause. Only few raiders still continue fight against false gods of Defenderism with pure heart, unforgiving attitude and persistence that only The Almighty can grant to her blessed warriors and chosen ones...

*sniff*
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• 618+ active updates, 11195+ raided regions, 3567+ times raider delegate, 158+ updates in command, 2870+ triggered raids, 35+ occupations, 307+ banjected WA-nations •

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Benevolent Thomas
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Postby Benevolent Thomas » Tue Nov 11, 2014 2:16 pm

Who is this trying to corner my market by being "the cool defender"? Must admit that I'm a fan though. Hopefully I'll see you on the battlefield; we could use some more active defenders.
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Defenderon
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Postby Defenderon » Tue Nov 11, 2014 2:26 pm

Benevolent Thomas wrote:Who is this trying to corner my market by being "the cool defender"? Must admit that I'm a fan though. Hopefully I'll see you on the battlefield; we could use some more active defenders.

Why I am none other than the Defender God himself, arch-rival of Raideron, and friend to all natives. Do join The Army of Defenderon, please, we must show the raider scum that we mean business!
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Metropolis 1927
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Postby Metropolis 1927 » Tue Nov 11, 2014 2:30 pm

My old region was destroyed by raiders. It would make me happy to potentially join. Do you have any experience?
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Great Kleomentia
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Postby Great Kleomentia » Tue Nov 11, 2014 2:30 pm

Are...are you people seriously not getting this?
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Postby Defenderon » Tue Nov 11, 2014 2:31 pm

Metropolis 1927 wrote:My old region was destroyed by raiders. It would make me happy to potentially join. Do you have any experience?

Experience? Dear child, I am a GOD. Of course I know R/D inside and out! :p
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Postby Benevolent Thomas » Tue Nov 11, 2014 2:33 pm

Defenderon wrote:
Benevolent Thomas wrote:Who is this trying to corner my market by being "the cool defender"? Must admit that I'm a fan though. Hopefully I'll see you on the battlefield; we could use some more active defenders.

Why I am none other than the Defender God himself, arch-rival of Raideron, and friend to all natives. Do join The Army of Defenderon, please, we must show the raider scum that we mean business!

:clap: Someone give this guy a Commend.

I wont be joining though, I'm actually in an org that defends ;)
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Metropolis 1927
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Postby Metropolis 1927 » Tue Nov 11, 2014 2:34 pm

I might join after my discussion with the Prime Inter Pares of The West Pacific.
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Great Kleomentia
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Postby Great Kleomentia » Tue Nov 11, 2014 2:35 pm

Metropolis 1927 wrote:I might join after my discussion with the Prime Inter Pares of The West Pacific.

OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU CAN'T REALLY BE SERIOUS
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Postby Defenderon » Tue Nov 11, 2014 2:38 pm

Benevolent Thomas wrote:I wont be joining though, I'm actually in an org that defends ;)

A shame that I won't be seeing you in Paradise for some time to come, then. See you on the battlefield, my child!
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Metropolis 1927
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Postby Metropolis 1927 » Tue Nov 11, 2014 2:41 pm

Great Kleomentia wrote:
Metropolis 1927 wrote:I might join after my discussion with the Prime Inter Pares of The West Pacific.

OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU CAN'T REALLY BE SERIOUS

I can see as a Raider why you would be opposed to people joining organizations to oppose your forces of chaos and destruction.
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Ever-Wandering Souls
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Postby Ever-Wandering Souls » Tue Nov 11, 2014 2:44 pm

Metropolis 1927 wrote:
Great Kleomentia wrote:OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU CAN'T REALLY BE SERIOUS

I can see as a Raider why you would be opposed to people joining organizations to oppose your forces of chaos and destruction.


He'd be afraid of that if you were joining Fort Triumph. Here, he's afraid you don't get the joke.

..though on second thought, looking at nations and (brief) post history....perhaps you do ;)
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Benevolent Thomas
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Postby Benevolent Thomas » Tue Nov 11, 2014 2:44 pm

Defenderon wrote:
Metropolis 1927 wrote:My old region was destroyed by raiders. It would make me happy to potentially join. Do you have any experience?

Experience? Dear child, I am a GOD. Of course I know R/D inside and out! :p

Oh my, I didn't even catch this gem the first time. You make me happy.

Praise Him!

:bow:
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Metropolis 1927
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Postby Metropolis 1927 » Tue Nov 11, 2014 2:49 pm

Ever-Wandering Souls wrote:
Metropolis 1927 wrote:I can see as a Raider why you would be opposed to people joining organizations to oppose your forces of chaos and destruction.


He'd be afraid of that if you were joining Fort Triumph. Here, he's afraid you don't get the joke.

..though on second thought, looking at nations and (brief) post history....perhaps you do ;)

Try not to take advantage of my German upbringing. Being serious is what we do.
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Deadeye Jack
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Postby Deadeye Jack » Tue Nov 11, 2014 2:50 pm

With the mighty Defenderon on our side, raiders will never stand a chance again!
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Postby Shadoke » Tue Nov 11, 2014 2:52 pm

Wonder how long this guise will cover you, before we unmask you to find that you are far less than a god.
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Metropolis 1927
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Postby Metropolis 1927 » Tue Nov 11, 2014 2:55 pm

The power of myth and the ability to deceive are far stronger than the power of truth and rationality.
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Defenderon
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Postby Defenderon » Tue Nov 11, 2014 3:03 pm

Shadoke wrote:Wonder how long this guise will cover you, before we unmask you to find that you are far less than a god.

For that, I would advise you pray that I show you mercy, for my followers may have none. Whenever they get around to it, that is.
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Shadoke
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Postby Shadoke » Tue Nov 11, 2014 3:11 pm

Good luck making me. Raideron is thy God. The one and Only
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