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Darth Vader for Ukraine PM?!

Postby The Fascist American Empire » Sat Oct 25, 2014 6:14 pm

http://rt.com/news/199204-darth-vader-ukraine-parliament/
http://www.businessinsider.com/darth-vader-running-for-parliament-in-ukraine-2014-10
http://www.newsweek.com/darth-vader-runs-prime-minister-ukraine-vowing-take-back-crimea-putin-279629
http://www.thedailybeast.com/cheats/2014/10/25/darth-vader-runs-for-ukraine-parliament.html
I... I just... Wow. I am at a complete loss for words. "Vader," supposedly even legally changed his name!
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Postby ObiWan Kenobi (Ancient) » Sat Oct 25, 2014 6:15 pm

This is old news if i remember correctly, But it would be funny
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Postby Havenburgh » Sat Oct 25, 2014 6:16 pm

Yes newbie poster this is old news. Really old news
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Postby Seaxeland » Sat Oct 25, 2014 6:17 pm

This news is so old Boris Yeltsin ordered T-80s to fire on it.
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Postby Burleson » Sat Oct 25, 2014 6:18 pm

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Postby The Fascist American Empire » Sat Oct 25, 2014 6:18 pm

All of you do realize these links were written yesterday, right?

Americans, hands off Ukraine and let Russia do what they will in their own sphere of influence! You are not the world's police!
You obviously do since you posted a response like the shifty little red velvet pseudo ant you are. Yes I am onto your little tricks you hissing pest you exoskeleton brier patch you. Now crawl back in to that patch of grass you call hell and hiss some more. -Benuty
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Postby Havenburgh » Sat Oct 25, 2014 6:20 pm

ObiWan Kenobi wrote:This is old news if i remember correctly, But it would be funny

Am I the only one finding this ironic and funny?!?!? This guy was the first to respond.
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Postby Dejanic » Sat Oct 25, 2014 6:21 pm

It seems like this thread is a time capsule that has been sent into the past, the distant past, I specifically emphasise distant as the news in the op is unbelievably old.

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Postby Burleson » Sat Oct 25, 2014 6:23 pm

One day is not that long people...
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Postby The Fascist American Empire » Sat Oct 25, 2014 6:25 pm

Burleson wrote:One day is not that long people...

If it's older than two seconds, it's apparently older than the pyramid at Giza.

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You obviously do since you posted a response like the shifty little red velvet pseudo ant you are. Yes I am onto your little tricks you hissing pest you exoskeleton brier patch you. Now crawl back in to that patch of grass you call hell and hiss some more. -Benuty
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Postby Soselo » Sat Oct 25, 2014 6:26 pm

Burleson wrote:One day is not that long people...

The length of my days is determined by the degree they've been wasted.
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Postby ObiWan Kenobi (Ancient) » Sat Oct 25, 2014 6:27 pm

The Fascist American Empire wrote:
Burleson wrote:One day is not that long people...

If it's older than two seconds, it's apparently older than the pyramid at Giza.



Well something like this did happen some time ago. I thought he was kicked out because Darth Vader was not his real name
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Postby The Fascist American Empire » Sat Oct 25, 2014 6:28 pm

ObiWan Kenobi wrote:
The Fascist American Empire wrote:If it's older than two seconds, it's apparently older than the pyramid at Giza.



Well something like this did happen some time ago. I thought he was kicked out because Darth Vader was not his real name

So that's why this one legally changed his name. Huh, interesting.

Americans, hands off Ukraine and let Russia do what they will in their own sphere of influence! You are not the world's police!
You obviously do since you posted a response like the shifty little red velvet pseudo ant you are. Yes I am onto your little tricks you hissing pest you exoskeleton brier patch you. Now crawl back in to that patch of grass you call hell and hiss some more. -Benuty
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Postby United States of Natan » Sat Oct 25, 2014 6:29 pm

Interesting. I wonder if he will win.
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Postby ObiWan Kenobi (Ancient) » Sat Oct 25, 2014 6:30 pm

The Fascist American Empire wrote:
ObiWan Kenobi wrote:

Well something like this did happen some time ago. I thought he was kicked out because Darth Vader was not his real name

So that's why this one legally changed his name. Huh, interesting.



If that is the case, then i admire this man's dedication to Star Wars. Then again, knowing Ukraine's current luck, he is actually going to turn out doing the things he promises and turns into a dictator
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Postby The Fascist American Empire » Sat Oct 25, 2014 6:32 pm

ObiWan Kenobi wrote:
The Fascist American Empire wrote:So that's why this one legally changed his name. Huh, interesting.



If that is the case, then i admire this man's dedication to Star Wars. Then again, knowing Ukraine's current luck, he is actually going to turn out doing the things he promises and turns into a dictator

In which case, Ukraine will become the new North Korea as far as being the butt of international jokes is concerned.

Still, it's kinda early to call that isn't it?

Americans, hands off Ukraine and let Russia do what they will in their own sphere of influence! You are not the world's police!
You obviously do since you posted a response like the shifty little red velvet pseudo ant you are. Yes I am onto your little tricks you hissing pest you exoskeleton brier patch you. Now crawl back in to that patch of grass you call hell and hiss some more. -Benuty
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Postby Soselo » Sat Oct 25, 2014 6:34 pm

It's possible that figures of public view are branded by their names.
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Postby Gigaverse » Sat Oct 25, 2014 6:34 pm

Darth Vader for PM.

All he needs now is the voice. Merged with how we do not know what he speaks in Ukrainian, and voila; "pure evil".
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Postby Gigaverse » Sat Oct 25, 2014 6:36 pm

The Fascist American Empire wrote:
ObiWan Kenobi wrote:

If that is the case, then i admire this man's dedication to Star Wars. Then again, knowing Ukraine's current luck, he is actually going to turn out doing the things he promises and turns into a dictator

In which case, Ukraine will become the new North Korea as far as being the butt of international jokes is concerned.

Still, it's kinda early to call that isn't it?

"Darth Vader constructs Death Star to threaten Donetsk".

Hmm. Sounds about right.
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Postby The Fascist American Empire » Sat Oct 25, 2014 6:36 pm

Burleson wrote:Chewbacca for president 2016


Not too far from the truth. :blink: :shock:

http://comicbook.com/2014/10/25/darth-vader-running-for-parliament-in-the-ukraine/

Stepan Chewbacca is also running for the same party. Different office.
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Americans, hands off Ukraine and let Russia do what they will in their own sphere of influence! You are not the world's police!
You obviously do since you posted a response like the shifty little red velvet pseudo ant you are. Yes I am onto your little tricks you hissing pest you exoskeleton brier patch you. Now crawl back in to that patch of grass you call hell and hiss some more. -Benuty
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Postby ObiWan Kenobi (Ancient) » Sat Oct 25, 2014 6:37 pm

Well...Darth vader is taking over ukraine. This is going to be a story i tell my grand children for sure.

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Burleson wrote:Chewbacca for president 2016

Like hell. Will Chewbacca build you a Death Star? No. What will Chewbacca cost us by not building a Death Star? Hundreds of thousands of public and private sector jobs in dozens of industries. Improved education, especially in STEM fields. Leaps and bounds in transportation, communications, fabrication, and medicine. America's opportunity to reclaim its position leading exploration of the final frontier and destruction of Earth. Only one candidate in the upcoming election guarantees a Death Star, and that candidate is me.

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There is a disturbance in the force.

Appears to be not enough substance.
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