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Plan to Survive Zombie Apocalypse

Postby Confederate Ramenia » Sat Oct 25, 2014 3:50 pm

Okay, nations of the world, here is my plan to help you survive the zombie apocalypse:

1. Submit to Ramenian government for worldwide unity
2. Let Ramenian soldiers enter your country for defense against zombies
3. Let Ramenian doctors give you all vaccinations against zombism. Any citizens who refuse vaccinations are killed for collaborating with zombies.
4. Give up all freedom and privacy for national and global security.

If you follow this plan, you will be completely safe from zombies!
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Postby Nickel Empire » Sat Oct 25, 2014 3:52 pm

Confederate Ramenia wrote:Okay, nations of the world, here is my plan to help you survive the zombie apocalypse:

1. Submit to Ramenian government for worldwide unity
2. Let Ramenian soldiers enter your country for defense against zombies
3. Let Ramenian doctors give you all vaccinations against zombism. Any citizens who refuse vaccinations are killed for collaborating with zombies.
4. Give up all freedom and privacy for national and global security.

If you follow this plan, you will be completely safe from zombies!

This plan is doomed to fail.
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Postby Jute » Sat Oct 25, 2014 3:52 pm

No thanks, we will be fine on our own.
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Postby Vaposia » Mon Oct 27, 2014 11:29 am

how about, no...
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Postby Mieraskya » Mon Oct 27, 2014 5:15 pm

has this been proven
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Postby Anthony Willman » Mon Oct 27, 2014 5:16 pm

My plan: embrace the zambies.
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Postby Hackleberry Islands » Mon Oct 27, 2014 5:17 pm

I smell a troll.

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Postby The New American commonwealth » Mon Oct 27, 2014 5:19 pm

Confederate Ramenia wrote:Okay, nations of the world, here is my plan to help you survive the zombie apocalypse:

1. Submit to Ramenian government for worldwide unity
2. Let Ramenian soldiers enter your country for defense against zombies
3. Let Ramenian doctors give you all vaccinations against zombism. Any citizens who refuse vaccinations are killed for collaborating with zombies.
4. Give up all freedom and privacy for national and global security.

If you follow this plan, you will be completely safe from zombies!

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Postby Wolfenia » Mon Oct 27, 2014 5:19 pm

Better plan: Don't die. :)
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Postby New Unsociety » Mon Oct 27, 2014 5:27 pm

Confederate Ramenia wrote:Okay, nations of the world, here is my plan to help you survive the zombie apocalypse:

1. Submit to Ramenian government for worldwide unity
2. Let Ramenian soldiers enter your country for defense against zombies
3. Let Ramenian doctors give you all vaccinations against zombism. Any citizens who refuse vaccinations are killed for collaborating with zombies.
4. Give up all freedom and privacy for national and global security.

If you follow this plan, you will be completely safe from zombies!


How will we be safe from Ramenia then?
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Postby Indian Empire » Mon Oct 27, 2014 6:11 pm

1. Move to my personal region with my puppets
2. Lock it
3. Use my puppet to cure me and me to cure my puppet.
4. Wa la!
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Postby Kalibar Federation » Mon Oct 27, 2014 6:19 pm

Ahh but the region of Kalibar IS 100% zombie free with top doctors in the world with top military and top scientist. If you moved you nation to Kalibar you would be safe
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Postby Roherst » Mon Oct 27, 2014 8:37 pm

no government pig, we got this, don't need no government to fend of a zombie shit, everyone is armed and handle themselves if they get bit its their own damn fault, bullet to the brain box, and its all good and done
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Postby Miggaria » Mon Oct 27, 2014 8:41 pm

Confederate Ramenia wrote:Okay, nations of the world, here is my plan to help you survive the zombie apocalypse:

1. Submit to Ramenian government for worldwide unity
2. Let Ramenian soldiers enter your country for defense against zombies
3. Let Ramenian doctors give you all vaccinations against zombism. Any citizens who refuse vaccinations are killed for collaborating with zombies.
4. Give up all freedom and privacy for national and global security.

If you follow this plan, you will be completely safe from zombies!


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Postby Plzen » Tue Oct 28, 2014 2:33 am

Surrender all our rights to a foreign state we know nothing about!
What could possibly go wrong?

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Postby Bunkeranlage » Tue Oct 28, 2014 2:37 am

The Monarchy of Bunkeranlage, as well as our National Health and Environmental Agency, does not approve of this decision, as we believe that the handling of a crisis as major as this does not rest on one nation's hands alone, but on all nations, and that to survive, we must all work together and support each other, rather than surrender everything to one foreign power which may not hold the key to our survival in its entirety.

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Postby United States of Natan » Tue Oct 28, 2014 3:36 am

Confederate Ramenia wrote:Okay, nations of the world, here is my plan to help you survive the zombie apocalypse:

1. Submit to Ramenian government for worldwide unity
2. Let Ramenian soldiers enter your country for defense against zombies
3. Let Ramenian doctors give you all vaccinations against zombism. Any citizens who refuse vaccinations are killed for collaborating with zombies.
4. Give up all freedom and privacy for national and global security.

If you follow this plan, you will be completely safe from zombies!

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