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OH GOD! They're back! The scratching, the moaning, there's blood everywhere! I'm all out of bullets! If anyone can hear this transmission, save yourselves!
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Postby Navorgska » Thu Oct 23, 2014 7:53 am

What if this year, the virus isn't just a zombie outbreak, but an ebola outbreak that turns people into zombies?

We're all doomed!
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Postby Corunia and Mironor » Thu Oct 23, 2014 7:57 am

Ebola?




Ȇ͔̠͕̞̓ͣ̓̊ͭ̑͘͜b̖̙̟͎͎͙͙̙̯̖̫̯̮͓͎̦̤̊̎ͮ͗ͭ̌͘͞o͕̘̤̠͍͚̦͔ͪ̎̋̊͆̓ͪ̓̏ͤ̍ͭ̆͊̽̐́͘͘l̇̽̑͑̃̎ͬ̋͑͡͏̕҉̰̻̩͢ã̢̗̦͉̳͓̝̤̥͓͍̪̤͚̟̽̈ͯ̃̀͢͝͝ͅͅ ̴̴͈̤͎͔̠̒͊̎̔͑ͣ͆́i̸̢̤̠̭͕̙̠͙̊̏ͫ̅̓̓ͪ̈́ͧ̅̿̎̋ͦͮ͊͞s̡̪̳͉͍̪͖̩̹̹̍̃̑̒͒͗̈́̾͑̌͗ͦͬ͆̀̽͐̀ ̭͇̟̥̗̞̟̹͚̜͙̜͙̦̝̈̐ͤ̌̈́ͧͯ́̓ͥ̍ͣ̏̌͌́̋̈́͟͠ͅc̴̨͚͔̳͕̝̣͇͖ͭͯ̏͊̿́̎ͫ̎̌̐ͦ͆͑̑̌ͯ͘͘͜ͅo̶̗̱͙̻̥̰̟̖̰̝̬̲̼̰̬͛̉̂̔̓̾̂͛̂ͤ̔ͬͣͮ̉̀m͖͉͓͈̖̮͔̻̲̳͙̮̯̰̤͖̗̞̂ͯ͒͂̾̄̂̂ͪ̍̈́ͤͮͦ͗ͦͪ͜ͅǐ̷̢̘̦̮̮̹̪̹̻̤̟̩͕̣͖̯̥ͫ͗̋̅̈́̊̋͢͠n̿͋̚͘͢͏̲̰̬̱̲̫gͯͬͫ̉̄̽̑̈ͤ̔̌̈ͧ̚͝҉̠̩̝͇̪̫͕͖,̘̪̫̟͕͎̺̬̜͒̋̎̿̆ͪͤ́͆̏̇ͣ̏ͦͯ̕͝͝͠ͅ ̨̉͆̓̓̕͜҉̭̼̲̥̞͚̪̤͙̳̺͎̜͙̬ͅa̢͙͙̞̟̞̝̳͖͇̜̅̂̾͊́͆ͣ́͘ņ̵̷͖̠̱͔̝͖̊ͣ̐̑̋͞d̴̡̬͔̳̤̳̟͇̟͙̈̐̂͋͐ͪͬ͆̂̒̈͡ ̢̎͑̎̄͋́͂̅̏ͧ͘҉̨͕̫̻͚̻̲̭͕̤̻͇͡w̶̫̻͓̦̝̹̬͊̌̾̽̊ͧ̋̇̄ͪ̏̂ͧ̌̀̚͜͜ͅi͂͑̋̈͒̉͂̾ͦ̓͛̃̈̆̎ͫ҉̭̞̘̮̩̟͇̞͔̹̭͇̬͔̺̘̞l̶̛̳̙̜͈͎̳̩̤̮̺̯͔͚̱ͤ̃ͫ̌̽ͦ͛̿̇̿̕l̨ͨͥ̃̈́̀ͪ̽̕҉̙͉͔̦͙̼͕͓̘̖̠̺͙͇̟͈̙̙̀ ̷̧͇̦͚̠̙̺̥͉̤͖̼͈̫̹̫̝͋̓ͫ̀̋͂ͫ̍́͢͞K̡̫͇̭̪̖͉̠͖̪̠̊̉̓̽̇͒͟͢͞ͅI̛͎̺͍̤͓̟̬̞̤̠̩̩̯̿͗́ͫ̀ͤ̑ͤ̈ͬ̀ͩ̚͝͠L̵̴͚̼̻͔̦̦̣̭̜ͥ̍̋̀̒̂̅̊ͭͪ̽̊̃ͭ͘͡L̈́͛̐̿̋͒̄͗ͯ̑ͣ́͢͏͓͉̬̳͚̪̣̞͍̱̻̀ ̵ͫ͗̊̐ͧͣ̄͋̔̊̓̆ͥ̽̔ͤ̚͜͏͎̘̤̣̯̝̥̝̭̝̙̻͇̪͠ͅͅȔ̸͂ͪ̓̽͛ͮ̍ͮ̾͏̰̲̥̮̻͕̺͚̣Š̹̰͕̯͉̘̯̝̪͌ͩ̌ͣͬͩ̾͠ͅ ͦ͊̅̈́̍͡҉̶̴͉̣̰͇͉̱ͅͅÂ̶̵͎̩̗̩͓͎̱̭̱̜͎͇͉̭̼̊ͧ̀͆̎̅̿͊͜L̾̄ͫͧ̔̑ͣ̃̀͘͏̧͖̟̭̗L̸̖̟̩̰̞̺͙̙͔̬͉͆ͪ̀̍ͥͪ͗ͦ̐̾͛̑̈́!̼̣̰̮̩͚̰͖̥͇̖̫͇̙̥̽ͭ̑̆̓̓ͭͤ̀́ͭ͐̇͜͡!̧ͯ͆̒̌̒̊ͩ̋̒̇͐́͏̖̦̻̘͎̱̪͙̪͉̜͚̪͘͞!̧̺̟̭̼̜͍͚̱̝̳̱̬̝͓̬̼̼͚̮ͭ͆̅ͦ̍ͧͮ͒̿̿̔̂̎͂̿̇̚!̴̨͓͎̟͖̼̤̹͍͛̈̐͑̕͜ͅ ̴͌̌̉̍̂̄̇ͣ͒̏͑̕͜͜҉̯̩̣͚̭̖̞̤̖͕̞̥͙̺̱ͅM̡̱̖͇̳͓͇͇̿̄̋̿͝͠ͅU̴̢̜̼̭̱͙̗̳̘͎̺͍̲͓͎̫̞̓̒͐̎̈́̿͌ͩ̌̿̿͛̓̈ͨ̐̕͢A̴̵̖̹̱̗̱͚͇̖̬̲̝̤͗ͤͪ̿ͭ̋͊̃̿͒ͬ̄̅ͪ̔̚͡͝Ȟ̷̡̥̺͈̞̩͉͚̳̪̳ͥ̇͗̇͂ͨ̈́͝͡A̸̙̞̝͈͎̜̥ͯ́̔͛ͥ͂̔ͧ̍ͣ͐̌ͪ̿͜͝H̒͒͗ͨ͛̂͑ͭ̽ͪ̾ͫͪ͏͏̘̥̞̟͓͖̮̠̹̖͝ͅȂ̸͔͙̼̞̈ͧ͛̎̉ͫͣ̃ͫ͋ͭ͌͐͌͆͢H̡̜͔͕̱̲̹̘͓͚̼͚̦̩̜̗͚̳̰̽̉̓ͯͩ̏ͫ̏ͤ̆ͥ͆ͧ̓͌̽͟͞͠͠A̛̝͖̲̘̰͚̠͈̥͈̙͇͒̋͊̿ͅͅH̵̲͍̲̮͍̝̲͚͎͕̰̩̪ͭ͛ͯͣ̅̿̕͟͢À̢͔̥͎͙̦̠̫̦̩̜̝̟̱ͫ͆̍͑̾͑͂ͭ̈́ͨ͗̔̍̒̿́̐͞H̠̠͓̠̹̰̞̪͖̬̰̠͕̼͗ͭ̑̔̕͟͟͜͡A̧̯̘̬̜͈̟̯͕̯̫̣̯̟̭͒͌̑͋͐ͅHͥ̓̏͌̇̐̍̔̇́̚͘͠҉̳̩͈̫̘̖̯̝̺̜̬͖A̋̔͐͏̶̛̜̱̦͍̰̗͇̠!̶̢̨̗̫̖̹̜͓͑̃͊͊̃̍͑ͤͬ͘͟!̸ͤ͑͑ͬ͐̓̉͌͛ͮͤ̾͆̇́ͩ̉ͧ͝͏̤̮̝̮͟!̸͈̗̤̩͇̙͓̝͉̠̤̜͇͕ͮ͐̋ͪͦ͂̋̑̍ͧ̽̊̓ͨ͘!̧̖̲̟̗͔̤̰̯͔̥̻̙̭̺̑̿͆̓̌̓̾̓ͭ̍͛̂ͮͧ̂ͨ̐͐̚͜͡͞



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Postby Serrian » Thu Oct 23, 2014 9:01 am

Navorgska wrote:What if this year, the virus isn't just a zombie outbreak, but an ebola outbreak that turns people into zombies?

We're all doomed!


There are two smilies I could use to describe my reaction:
:rofl:
:eyebrow:

can u literally evn diseas bro
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Postby Zombie Fascists » Thu Oct 23, 2014 9:15 am

Not if you ask Ebola itself.

https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=33&t=316950
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Postby -Ebola- » Thu Oct 23, 2014 2:16 pm

Why is everyone so obsessed with me? :palm:
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Postby Navorgska » Thu Oct 23, 2014 4:00 pm

-Ebola- wrote:Why is everyone so obsessed with me? :palm:

>that forum sig
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Postby The Risen Jaguar Warriors » Thu Oct 23, 2014 6:42 pm

-Ebola- wrote:Why is everyone so obsessed with me? :palm:

Why we so obsessed with you?
(Now you want to kno-ow!)

Lying that we had sex with you!
(Now you got to kno-ow!)
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Postby -Ebola- » Thu Oct 23, 2014 7:41 pm

The Risen Jaguar Warriors wrote:
-Ebola- wrote:Why is everyone so obsessed with me? :palm:

Why we so obsessed with you?
(Now you want to kno-ow!)

Lying that we had sex with you!
(Now you got to kno-ow!)


I don't think it's even possible to have sex with me... I mean, I don't even have sex organs.
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Postby Rabotnikisoyedinennyye » Thu Oct 23, 2014 11:30 pm

-Ebola- wrote:
The Risen Jaguar Warriors wrote:Why we so obsessed with you?
(Now you want to kno-ow!)

Lying that we had sex with you!
(Now you got to kno-ow!)


I don't think it's even possible to have sex with me... I mean, I don't even have sex organs.

Sexiest virus.
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Postby -Ebola- » Thu Oct 23, 2014 11:35 pm

Rabotnikisoyedinennyye wrote:
-Ebola- wrote:
I don't think it's even possible to have sex with me... I mean, I don't even have sex organs.

Sexiest virus.


You're sick.
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Postby Rabotnikisoyedinennyye » Thu Oct 23, 2014 11:35 pm

-Ebola- wrote:
Rabotnikisoyedinennyye wrote:Sexiest virus.


You're sick.

Maybe a little.
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Postby Cerillium » Thu Oct 23, 2014 11:43 pm

Sex with Ebola? Strap in - we're going full potato, NS.
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Postby United States of Natan » Thu Oct 23, 2014 11:44 pm

Nah, I don't think that is such a good idea.
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Postby Rabotnikisoyedinennyye » Thu Oct 23, 2014 11:45 pm

Cerillium wrote:Sex with Ebola? Strap in - we're going full potato, NS.

Oh yes.
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Postby Nekronia » Thu Oct 23, 2014 11:47 pm

Navorgska wrote:
-Ebola- wrote:Why is everyone so obsessed with me? :palm:

>that forum sig
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Postby Rabotnikisoyedinennyye » Thu Oct 23, 2014 11:51 pm

-Ebola- wrote:
Rabotnikisoyedinennyye wrote:Sexiest virus.


You're sick.

We all love you Ebola, don't you ever leave.
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Postby The Risen Jaguar Warriors » Thu Oct 23, 2014 11:53 pm

This thread shoud be called...

EbolaDates! :rofl:
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Postby Rabotnikisoyedinennyye » Thu Oct 23, 2014 11:55 pm

The Risen Jaguar Warriors wrote:This thread shoud be called...

EbolaDates! :rofl:

:rofl:
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Postby -Ebola- » Fri Oct 24, 2014 12:02 am

Rabotnikisoyedinennyye wrote:
Cerillium wrote:Sex with Ebola? Strap in - we're going full potato, NS.

Oh yes.


Oh, no. You can't have sex with a virus and I don't want you to try.
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Postby -Ebola- » Fri Oct 24, 2014 12:05 am

The Risen Jaguar Warriors wrote:This thread shoud be called...

EbolaDates! :rofl:


But I don't want a date! How did this thread get so weird? :(
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Postby Rabotnikisoyedinennyye » Fri Oct 24, 2014 12:29 am

-Ebola- wrote:
The Risen Jaguar Warriors wrote:This thread shoud be called...

EbolaDates! :rofl:


But I don't want a date! How did this thread get so weird? :(

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Postby Serrian » Fri Oct 24, 2014 4:07 am

I go to sleep for one day, ONE DAY, and suddenly this thread is about sex with Ebola.

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Postby Louisistan » Fri Oct 24, 2014 4:10 am

Seriously though, Ebola does not turn people into Zombies. Please stop spreading that nonsense.

Also, I would not have sex with Ebola if presented with the option.
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Postby Finland SSR » Fri Oct 24, 2014 4:15 am

-Ebola- wrote:
Rabotnikisoyedinennyye wrote:Oh yes.


Oh, no. You can't have sex with a virus and I don't want you to try.

Ebola-chan?
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Postby The Arctic Kingdom » Fri Oct 24, 2014 4:17 am

Louisistan wrote:Seriously though, Ebola does not turn people into Zombies. Please stop spreading that nonsense.

Also, I would not have sex with Ebola if presented with the option.


Why not? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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