Where better to fight the zombies than in My Pants?

[Hegglesdom]

Once again, as the threat of zombie apocalypse looms overhead, it is time for like-minded nations to band together and take a stand against the forces of darkness. Only by working with one another can we triumph over those that would see us trodden into the dirt, forgotten by history. So where do we take this momentous stand? Where better than in My Pants!

Last year My Pants welcomed all those looking for shelter, and thanks to the valiant efforts of those present, we were able to keep the infection from spreading into My Pants. We would like to do the same again this year and have an open-door policy for My Pants, but to do so we need your help!

Sadly, not all of us that stood shoulder to shoulder have made it through the turbulent year that followed, so we are now looking for nations to come into our region and help keep My Pants a place of warmth, shelter and safety during the rough times ahead.

After all, when your grandchildren ask you about your role in the great zombie apocalypse of 2014, you will want to be able to look them in the eye and proudly say;

"I stood there boldly in My Pants and fought them to the last!"

[New Pyrrhius]

I knew My Pants would make a triumphant return this year.

[Lavan Tiri]

"In my pants"………

[-Ebola-]

What are pants?

[Aksun]

What are pants?

*rubs Ebola's head* Shh don't worry about the pants. Just go ahead and focus on infecting individuals.

[Novus Niciae]

I fought the zombies without my pants last year.

It was an inspiring sight to see pantsless neko armies massed against the zombie menace.

[New Pyrrhius]

I fought the zombies without my pants last year.

It was an inspiring sight to see pantsless neko armies massed against the zombie menace.

It must have been a truly inspiring sight indeed. So much so that many of our soldiers are requesting that pictures be taken this year so that they may be sufficiently inspired to beat back the zombie threat.

[NoblePhnx]

I fought the zombies without my pants last year.

I imagine there would be numerous nicks and cuts?

[Hegglesdom]

Since the call to arms went out, seven brave nations have stepped forward bringing over 16 billion more people into My Pants. However, we're not stopping there!

We want to make My Pants into the first place people think of when looking for shelter from the zombies. We want everyone to know that we'll do our very best to make My Pants the safest, happiest, most comfortable place to be during these dark days.

So if you are still looking for safe haven, move your nation into My Pants! If you want to take an active role in keeping the zombie hordes at bay, come and help make My Pants a beacon of light in a sea of black!

Remember - "There ain't no infection in My Pants!"

[Dakran]

Oh fucking hell you guys

Good Luck My Pants

[Hegglesdom]

We are proud to report that there are now over 50 billion people living in My Pants but there's still room for more! We still want leaders to move their people in, so that during the zombie apocalypse we may consistently offer support and safety to all who want it and once again make My Pants an island of warmth and security in an ocean of death!

• Are you going to be researching a cure but are worried that other nations around you won't be following suit? Come and live in My Pants where health and hygiene are top priorities!
• Do you fear roaming hordes of undead nations invading regions and turning them into charnel pits? In My Pants, there will be a shoot first and ask questions later policy.
• Have you been the victim of a zombie attack and are now in need of loving care? There's a sizeable cure missile in My Pants, waiting just for you!

So don't wait around, move into My Pants today; it's a decision you'll never regret! And to those who want to see us fall, you would be wise to remember the following;

"We shall go on to the end. We shall fight in My Pants, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our region, whatever the cost may be. We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender..."

[Pasta Pharia]

May the wisdom of the Flying Spaghetti Monster guide you in your perilous journey ahead and may his Noodly Appendages comfort and sustain you against all evils you must face! Now let us pray;

Grant, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, thy sauce;
and in sauce, noodles;
and in noodles, meatballs;
and in meatballs, knowledge;
and from knowledge, knowledge of what is tasty;
and from knowledge of what is tasty, the love of spaghetti;
and from spaghetti, the love of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

RAmen

[New Pyrrhius]

I was wondering if My Pants had any BaLLS in them.

[World War Z]

We might want to merge this thread title with the thread "Tips for survivors."