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by **Luminesa** » Thu Nov 26, 2015 11:25 pm

The Serbian Empire wrote:
Idzequitch wrote:It's almost as if there are two sets of Packers. One set that went 6-0, and beat Minnesota, and one that showed up versus Denver, Detroit, and Chicago. Only explanation I can give.

The Lions have caught fire. They creamed the Eagles by 31. It's not just the Packers who are two sets but the Lions as well.

I think it's more like this Chip-Kelly experiment is just DONE. :lol2:

by **Arkinesia** » Fri Nov 27, 2015 12:50 am

Luminesa wrote:
The Serbian Empire wrote:The Lions have caught fire. They creamed the Eagles by 31. It's not just the Packers who are two sets but the Lions as well.

I think it's more like this Chip-Kelly experiment is just DONE.

In fairness, the quarterback was Mark Sanchez both times, and, well, Breaking Madden showed how well that can work out.

by **Trumpostan** » Fri Nov 27, 2015 4:43 am

Idzequitch wrote:
Luminesa wrote:BEARS WON?! IN LAMBEAU?!

What is life...*Weeps in corner.* Nothing makes sense anymore...

It's almost as if there are two sets of Packers. One set that went 6-0, and beat Minnesota, and one that showed up versus Denver, Detroit, and Chicago. Only explanation I can give.

Friend of mine (Bears fan) calls it the curse of Ditka. Think I mentioned it earlier but Ditka wore a Packers sweater in a commercial about a month ago (or so). Since then the Packers are 1-4 and the Bears 3-1. Call it DaCurse if you will.

And this:

Come january it will be 30 years since the Bears beat the Pats in the Super Bowl.

by **Greater vakolicci haven** » Fri Nov 27, 2015 5:25 am

Tony Romo's collar bone whent snap crackle and pop again.

by **Luminesa** » Fri Nov 27, 2015 6:12 am

Trumpostan wrote:
Idzequitch wrote:It's almost as if there are two sets of Packers. One set that went 6-0, and beat Minnesota, and one that showed up versus Denver, Detroit, and Chicago. Only explanation I can give.

Friend of mine (Bears fan) calls it the curse of Ditka. Think I mentioned it earlier but Ditka wore a Packers sweater in a commercial about a month ago (or so). Since then the Packers are 1-4 and the Bears 3-1. Call it DaCurse if you will.

And this:

Come january it will be 30 years since the Bears beat the Pats in the Super Bowl.

Dang it, Ditka. You and your SWEATERS.

This is why we can't have nice things, Ditka. YOU AND YOUR SWEATERS. HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL?! :lol2:

by **Maineiacs** » Fri Nov 27, 2015 6:18 am

Thank you, Chicago. I still hate Da Bearssss, but beating the Packers gives Minnesota the chance to re-take the lead in the division. I have high hopes for at least 10-6, and maybe 11-5.

by **Greater vakolicci haven** » Sun Nov 29, 2015 11:20 am

I hope no one's got Eli on their fantasy teams.

by **Luminesa** » Sun Nov 29, 2015 11:34 am

WHY ARE WE DOWN 14-0 TO THE HOUSTON TEXANS?!?!?!

...*Sobs.*

Hug me, Sparta. I need a hug.

by **Greater vakolicci haven** » Sun Nov 29, 2015 11:41 am

Luminesa wrote:WHY ARE WE DOWN 14-0 TO THE HOUSTON TEXANS?!?!?!

...*Sobs.*

Hug me, Sparta. I need a hug.

Where did the Redskins find a copy of our playbook?

by **Polar Svalbard** » Sun Nov 29, 2015 12:00 pm

WHen the announcer says "I got all of Western New York ticked off at me now. My apologies."
Me: "Wait what"

by **United Kingdom of Poland** » Sun Nov 29, 2015 12:03 pm

Polar Svalbard wrote:WHen the announcer says "I got all of Western New York ticked off at me now. My apologies."
Me: "Wait what"

what game are you watching?

by **Luminesa** » Sun Nov 29, 2015 12:04 pm

Greater vakolicci haven wrote:
Luminesa wrote:WHY ARE WE DOWN 14-0 TO THE HOUSTON TEXANS?!?!?!

...*Sobs.*

Hug me, Sparta. I need a hug.

Where did the Redskins find a copy of our playbook?

I need to eat that playbook. So you can't use it. XD

And when I get in trouble for it,

WE CALL IT OMNOMNOMGATE!!!

by **Polar Svalbard** » Sun Nov 29, 2015 12:07 pm

United Kingdom of Poland wrote:
Polar Svalbard wrote:WHen the announcer says "I got all of Western New York ticked off at me now. My apologies."
Me: "Wait what"

what game are you watching?

Bills game, you?

by **Luminesa** » Sun Nov 29, 2015 12:09 pm

Polar Svalbard wrote:WHen the announcer says "I got all of Western New York ticked off at me now. My apologies."
Me: "Wait what"

Never apologize for that, good sir. :lol2:

by **United Kingdom of Poland** » Sun Nov 29, 2015 12:21 pm

Polar Svalbard wrote:
United Kingdom of Poland wrote:what game are you watching?

Bills game, you?

same, I'm trying to remember what he's talking about though.

by **Polar Svalbard** » Sun Nov 29, 2015 12:23 pm

United Kingdom of Poland wrote:
Polar Svalbard wrote:Bills game, you?

same, I'm trying to remember what he's talking about though.

Bills fan or KC fan?

by **United Kingdom of Poland** » Sun Nov 29, 2015 12:47 pm

Polar Svalbard wrote:
United Kingdom of Poland wrote:same, I'm trying to remember what he's talking about though.

Bills fan or KC fan?

Bills, born and grazed there.

by **Luminesa** » Sun Nov 29, 2015 12:51 pm

Zach Strief, you are USELESS. >:(

by **Polar Svalbard** » Sun Nov 29, 2015 12:56 pm

United Kingdom of Poland wrote:
Polar Svalbard wrote:Bills fan or KC fan?

Bills, born and grazed there.

I love you :kiss:

by **New Jerzylvania** » Sun Nov 29, 2015 2:26 pm

Titans robbed today by Officials on 4th and eight defensive penalty with less than 2 minutes and a 4 point lead.
Network replay shows no defensive holding. Announcers concur, bad call. Titans lose game. Will NFL apologize for this latest gaffe? :mad:

Atlanta loses again, fifth in last six games after a 5-0 start. Falcon fans feel dicked over by the team.
Rumor has it a new logo for the Falcons is in works, a dirty bird version just for their fans...

by **Luminesa** » Sun Nov 29, 2015 2:27 pm

New Jerzylvania wrote:Titans robbed today by Officials on 4th and eight defensive penalty with less than 2 minutes and a 4 point lead.
Network replay shows no defensive holding. Announcers concur, bad call. Titans lose game. Will NFL apologize for this latest gaffe?

Atlanta loses again, fifth in last six games after a 5-0 start. Falcon fans feel dicked over by the team.
Rumor has it a new logo for the Falcons is in works, a dirty bird version just for their fans...
(Image)

You made me so happy just now. :hug:

At least my team can take pride in being the ones to send the Dirty Birds on their FAILspin!

Eh?
EH?
EEEEEEEEH? :rofl:

by **Greater vakolicci haven** » Sun Nov 29, 2015 2:31 pm

Anyone else think the giants are one of those sides, much like the packers, who have 2 completely identical yet infinitely different teams?

by **Luminesa** » Sun Nov 29, 2015 3:00 pm

Greater vakolicci haven wrote:Anyone else think the giants are one of those sides, much like the packers, who have 2 completely identical yet infinitely different teams?

No. Eli Manning is what Algebra calls UNDEFINED.

There's a reason why 'Eli' and 'enigma' start with the same letter of the alphabet.

by **Maineiacs** » Sun Nov 29, 2015 4:47 pm

Minnesota 20 - Atlanta 10! We've already surpassed last year's win total, and have moved back into 1st in the NFC North.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bVNEOEvAEU

by **Greater vakolicci haven** » Sun Nov 29, 2015 4:50 pm

Luminesa wrote:
Greater vakolicci haven wrote:Anyone else think the giants are one of those sides, much like the packers, who have 2 completely identical yet infinitely different teams?

No. Eli Manning is what Algebra calls UNDEFINED.

There's a reason why 'Eli' and 'enigma' start with the same letter of the alphabet.

It's not just Eli though. It's the running game as well.

Also:
Wanted: one safety, must have played football before, must be reliable.

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