by New Edom » Sat Jun 01, 2013 6:42 pm
by Ralkovia » Sun Jun 02, 2013 4:08 pm
Kirav wrote:This is NationStates. Our Jews live in Ralkovia.
Maudlnya wrote:You guys talking about Ralkovia?
*mutters something about scariness up to 11*
Releign wrote:Leningrad Union: Help me against Ralkovia
That's a Jew octopus with a machine gun.
I think I will pass.
by New Edom » Sun Jun 02, 2013 7:40 pm
by Ralkovia » Sun Jun 02, 2013 9:27 pm
Kirav wrote:This is NationStates. Our Jews live in Ralkovia.
Maudlnya wrote:You guys talking about Ralkovia?
*mutters something about scariness up to 11*
Releign wrote:Leningrad Union: Help me against Ralkovia
That's a Jew octopus with a machine gun.
I think I will pass.
by Hittanryan » Mon Jun 03, 2013 2:09 am
by New Edom » Mon Jun 03, 2013 7:57 am
by New Edom » Mon Jun 03, 2013 8:10 am
by Ralkovia » Mon Jun 03, 2013 6:08 pm
Kirav wrote:This is NationStates. Our Jews live in Ralkovia.
Maudlnya wrote:You guys talking about Ralkovia?
*mutters something about scariness up to 11*
Releign wrote:Leningrad Union: Help me against Ralkovia
That's a Jew octopus with a machine gun.
I think I will pass.
by Xavilia » Mon Jun 03, 2013 6:26 pm
by New Edom » Mon Jun 03, 2013 7:30 pm
Reza could be seen in the crowds closest to the throne. He wore his black fur cloak and a robe made of black sable, on his hip a scarred long sword was seen by the crowd. Fortunately, upon proving his status as King of Xavilia who meant no ill, Reza had been able to keep his weapon inside of the palace. He causally scratched his head, tossing his black hair down into his eyes. He had not worn his crown, but a simple ring of gold around his aging head. He was going on 37 years old, but years of duty to Xavilia made him appear much older, and his military training had not done him in favors in that regard. He had long since lost sight in his left eye to an explosion in a Nova Alkor training camp, making his left eye a milky white and useless. His short beard was already beginning to prematurely gray and his one eye clearly made people nervous whenever he held their attention for a long time.
He looked at the new Queen of Edom and smiled... "Ah, what I would do to be her experiencing my own coronation again. Instead, I got a civil war for my coronation present." he said aloud, not noticing the odd looks he got.
Ralkovia wrote:"I wanted neither crocodile nor this terror bird. Don't you Edomites have regular pets, like dogs or cats?" he complained in a loud whisper, his irritation quite present in his tone. "Or something quiet, like a turtle?" he added, draining the glass before him of the drink. "Why do I even need a pet in the first place?" he continued, his voice getting louder, causing the heads of a few to turn towards him. He immediately quieted down to the new attention he had received. It was awkward to have to deal with all these people, it was different in Ralkovia, at least for Raskovites like himself. He had never known a stranger in his life, everyone he had ever known had been introduced to him from his birth and onwards.
"I still can't believe that you're an officer," he said, raising his eyebrow in mock disbelief.
It was then that he noticed the strange man with the facial jewelry. Reza walked over to him, hand extended, "Greetings, from which land do you hail from friend?" he asked, his right hand still on the pommel of his sword, a force of habit that made guards everywhere jump for their guns.
by Late Roman Empire » Mon Jun 03, 2013 7:52 pm
by Ralkovia » Mon Jun 03, 2013 9:06 pm
New Edom wrote:
"Some people have dogs and cats, but you don't want to seem like a snob, do you?" she told him, her eyes crinkling merrily. "And you need a pet to demonstrate that you love animals, and that you are not some kind of satanic psychopath. Pets are for love and care, but you don't love the crocodile. That's why it hates you so much." when she listened to his criticism, she smiled at him. "Whether you believe it or not, Your Majesty, it's perfectly true." She was about to say more but a stranger with one eye approached them.It was then that he noticed the strange man with the facial jewelry. Reza walked over to him, hand extended, "Greetings, from which land do you hail from friend?" he asked, his right hand still on the pommel of his sword, a force of habit that made guards everywhere jump for their guns.
Kirav wrote:This is NationStates. Our Jews live in Ralkovia.
Maudlnya wrote:You guys talking about Ralkovia?
*mutters something about scariness up to 11*
Releign wrote:Leningrad Union: Help me against Ralkovia
That's a Jew octopus with a machine gun.
I think I will pass.
by Xavilia » Mon Jun 03, 2013 9:14 pm
Ralkovia wrote:New Edom wrote:
"Some people have dogs and cats, but you don't want to seem like a snob, do you?" she told him, her eyes crinkling merrily. "And you need a pet to demonstrate that you love animals, and that you are not some kind of satanic psychopath. Pets are for love and care, but you don't love the crocodile. That's why it hates you so much." when she listened to his criticism, she smiled at him. "Whether you believe it or not, Your Majesty, it's perfectly true." She was about to say more but a stranger with one eye approached them.
Victor chose to ignore the stranger, who most likely belonged to a lesser nation with a weak military, as seen with the pure overcompensation with a sword. Ralkovia was perhaps one of the most well known Empires in the World, its reputation as conqueror and enslaver widespread. Eight hundred million subhuman souls held in bondage, four hundred million soldiers and reserves, and a command of nearly forty colonies, territories, and protectorates.
There was no higher insult to Victor or any Ralkovian for that matter to be addressed without the person who began to introduce himself in a formal manner. He was not this man's 'friend' nor did he care to converse with him. Especially, since it seemed this man couldn't be separated from a piece of steel.
"Snob? What should I care about the opinions of others? I would rather not be chased home every night by an oversized lizard," he said, continuing the conversation with his companion,"You were the one who dragged me here. What are we doing now?"
by New Edom » Mon Jun 03, 2013 9:23 pm
by Xavilia » Mon Jun 03, 2013 9:37 pm
New Edom wrote:Listening to Victor, seeming unfazed by his manner, Mereka raised her eyebrows, smiled and says, "So then it should make no difference what kind of pet you get, right? I mean I could get you a parakeet and put you in a pink mumu and you should be fine, because what do you care about the opinions of others? Speaking of others by the way, you didn't tell me how you want to celebrate this occasion."
Something occurred to her. "By the way: crocodiles aren't lizards. They're crocodilians. Shithead." Hearing the stranger, she said, "Oh, by the way, Prince Victor: this is King Reza Tamar Aryamher I. King of all the Xavilians, Duke of Varosha and Nova Alkor, King of Ashaiz, Supreme Commander of the Xavilian Armed Forces, and Knight-Elector of the Duchy of Yaslana. King Reza Tamar Aryamher I. King of all the Xavilians, Duke of Varosha and Nova Alkor, King of Ashaiz, Supreme Commander of the Xavilian Armed Forces, and Knight-Elector of the Duchy of Yaslana:his is Prince Victor S.A. Raskov of Ralkovia."
by Izzyshipper » Tue Jun 04, 2013 5:09 am
by Ralkovia » Tue Jun 04, 2013 10:58 am
New Edom wrote:Listening to Victor, seeming unfazed by his manner, Mereka raised her eyebrows, smiled and says, "So then it should make no difference what kind of pet you get, right? I mean I could get you a parakeet and put you in a pink mumu and you should be fine, because what do you care about the opinions of others? Speaking of others by the way, you didn't tell me how you want to celebrate this occasion."
Something occurred to her. "By the way: crocodiles aren't lizards. They're crocodilians. Shithead." Hearing the stranger, she said, "Oh, by the way, Prince Victor: this is King Reza Tamar Aryamher I. King of all the Xavilians, Duke of Varosha and Nova Alkor, King of Ashaiz, Supreme Commander of the Xavilian Armed Forces, and Knight-Elector of the Duchy of Yaslana. King Reza Tamar Aryamher I. King of all the Xavilians, Duke of Varosha and Nova Alkor, King of Ashaiz, Supreme Commander of the Xavilian Armed Forces, and Knight-Elector of the Duchy of Yaslana:his is Prince Victor S.A. Raskov of Ralkovia."
Kirav wrote:This is NationStates. Our Jews live in Ralkovia.
Maudlnya wrote:You guys talking about Ralkovia?
*mutters something about scariness up to 11*
Releign wrote:Leningrad Union: Help me against Ralkovia
That's a Jew octopus with a machine gun.
I think I will pass.
by 3 State Alliance » Tue Jun 04, 2013 4:52 pm
by Xavilia » Tue Jun 04, 2013 4:54 pm
Ralkovia wrote:New Edom wrote:Listening to Victor, seeming unfazed by his manner, Mereka raised her eyebrows, smiled and says, "So then it should make no difference what kind of pet you get, right? I mean I could get you a parakeet and put you in a pink mumu and you should be fine, because what do you care about the opinions of others? Speaking of others by the way, you didn't tell me how you want to celebrate this occasion."
Something occurred to her. "By the way: crocodiles aren't lizards. They're crocodilians. Shithead." Hearing the stranger, she said, "Oh, by the way, Prince Victor: this is King Reza Tamar Aryamher I. King of all the Xavilians, Duke of Varosha and Nova Alkor, King of Ashaiz, Supreme Commander of the Xavilian Armed Forces, and Knight-Elector of the Duchy of Yaslana. King Reza Tamar Aryamher I. King of all the Xavilians, Duke of Varosha and Nova Alkor, King of Ashaiz, Supreme Commander of the Xavilian Armed Forces, and Knight-Elector of the Duchy of Yaslana:his is Prince Victor S.A. Raskov of Ralkovia."
"They're all reptiles to me. And hey where was that 'your majesty crap' that you kept saying earlier? Shithead certainly doesn't sound like my title," he added swiping at her cap, hoping to knock it off, just as a quick revenge for being called shithead. "I could care less, what reason is there to celebrate anyway?" he continued, raising his eyebrow in inquiry.
"Very well, Aryamher of Xavilla, as you can tell from my 'companion'," he said making air quotes with his fingers,"I am Prince Victor Raskov of the Grand Empire of Ralkovia, Fourteenth in line to the Throne. The situation in Ralkovia is as it's been for the past fifteen years, terrible."
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