Barfight X (Back to the Basics)

[Anemos Major]

That's right, gentlemen, no rules. Whatsoever. At all. No restrictions.

*walks in, and steps over to the counter, trying to look inconspicuous*

I'll have a martini... stirred, but not shaken.

*takes a while to realize the mistake*

Oh, screw this... the usual, please.

*the bartender nods, and pulls out the vast majority of the liquor cabinet and begins to pour it all into a cabinet*

[Mushrenia]

"Um, are you sure we should wait untill IX finishes?"

*Asks the Barkeep for the usual, Bombay Sapphire Mixed with A shot of Patrone Margarita*

"So, Davis, How is your friend in Osea Doing lately? It's been Four years since the ISAF-Eurasian Conflict you know?"

[Zanarkenis]

Impales AM on a stake and lights him on fire. I then leave the bar.

[Mushrenia]

SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH

*Turbo Stabs Zark*

[Zanarkenis]

I am not posting anymore on this thread Mushrenia.

[Anemos Major]

"Um, are you sure we should wait untill IX finishes?"

*Asks the Barkeep for the usual, Bombay Sapphire Mixed with A shot of Patrone Margarita*

"So, Davis, How is your friend in Osea Doing lately? It's been Four years since the ISAF-Eurasian Conflict you know?"

Hey, hey, let me in on this conversation.

*edges over, listening to the chatting, until without warning, he spills his drink on Mushrenia*

Oh... dear. Sorry about that.

[Zanarkenis]

OOC: I declared barfight 9 over

[Mushrenia]

"Um, are you sure we should wait untill IX finishes?"

*Asks the Barkeep for the usual, Bombay Sapphire Mixed with A shot of Patrone Margarita*

"So, Davis, How is your friend in Osea Doing lately? It's been Four years since the ISAF-Eurasian Conflict you know?"

Hey, hey, let me in on this conversation.

*edges over, listening to the chatting, until without warning, he spills his drink on Mushrenia*

Oh... dear. Sorry about that.

*Sigh*

"It's a good thing im still wearing that armour from last fight."

*Takes off the top layer and Kevlar, Leaving only the acid resistant layer and his jacket*

[Anemos Major]

OOC: I declared barfight 9 over

THere is no OOC. Remember, everything in Barfight is, by definition, OOC. I mean, if my High Lord was impaled on a stake and left burning inside a bar, there would be large II problems.

[Altamirus]

Sends three women into the bar. One looks like Lady Lyndis from FE7, one looks like Yuna from FFX-2,and the other one looks like Seong Mia from the Soul Caliber series.

[Anemos Major]

*Is slightly taken aback by the huge variety of weapons they're carrying*

*Whilst drying Mushrenia's clothes, begins to talk*

Um... do I know you... all?

[Altamirus]

The girls say, "Want to party"?

[Altamirus]

The women state, "we are all college students sent on a trip to study other nationstates' cultures."

[Anemos Major]

Urm...

*continues wiping the clothes, without realising that Mushrenia isn't using them*

Maybe... it's your choice.

[Tunizcha]

Jesus, not this shit again.

*implodes the fabric of spacetime*

/thread

[Anemos Major]

Jesus, not this shit again.

*implodes the fabric of spacetime*

/thread

*floats through emptiness*

Tunizcha, you idiot! Now what?

[Tunizcha]

Jesus, not this shit again.

*implodes the fabric of spacetime*

/thread

*floats through emptiness*

Tunizcha, you idiot! Now what?

No more Bar Fight threads?

[Altamirus]

The girl that looks like Lyndis sits on AM's lap and asks him,"Please tell me about yourself". To AM:Please ignore Tunizcha.

[Milks Empire]

Everyone, chill the FUCK out! I got this!
*creates new reality*

[Tunizcha]

Everyone, chill the FUCK out! I got this!
*creates new reality*

*adds uniform spin to the new Universe, making time travel possible*

*travels back in time and kills Milk's mother*

[Milks Empire]

Everyone, chill the FUCK out! I got this!
*creates new reality*

*adds uniform spin to the new Universe, making time travel possible*

*travels back in time and kills Milk's mother*

*pulls Tunizcha out of time warp*
Nice try, bitch.
*absorbs Tunizcha á la Majin Buu*

[Tunizcha]

Everyone, chill the FUCK out! I got this!
*creates new reality*

*adds uniform spin to the new Universe, making time travel possible*

*travels back in time and kills Milk's mother*

*pulls Tunizcha out of time warp*
Nice try, bitch.
*absorbs Tunizcha á la Majin Buu*

*destroys Super Buu inside your body and fuses with Vegeta*

[Altamirus]

Third girl passes everyone a drink and asks Milks about Majin Buu.

[Altamirus]

girl that looks like Seong Mia serve everyone at the bar drinks.

[Reppyist Hieromonks]

*burns all heretics alive in nomine Reploidi, et Spartzerinae, et Maximii Barii, Awomen*