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Postby Suckeryou » Fri Oct 12, 2012 2:31 pm

My stepson is 16. He posted on his FB that he is now a communist. He is just doing it because he knows it pisses me off. I acted like I didn't care and posted the following. Then I changed his password. He had no idea I knew his password. It is still there for all his friends to see. He is really pissed off. I took the door off his bedroom. I took all his video games and stuff and set them up in the sun room for his 8 year old sister to use. He has no privacy now. Instead of giving him his weekly allowance I split it up between him and his sisters. Then I took him down to Lucky's supermarket and made him apply for a job. They hired him the next day. But told he has to bring home his paycheck every Thursday so I can split it up amongst everybody. He is not very happy. His mother is backing me up 100%. His work loan is almost unbearable for a 16 year old.

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A theoretical economic system characterized by the collective ownership of property and by the organization of labor for the common advantage of all members.

... Garrett, since you into communism-I will support you. To keep things at home in the spirit of things, all of your possessions are now shared with your sisters. You will now have to share in the workload of chores at home. All of them.

Since your mother and I are Capitalists we are exempt. Since you are the only communist at home, you get to do All the chores.
And then there was this Teen that lived it:

http://www.ironcurtainkid.com

The jokes from IronCurtainKid.com are very telling. Communism is NOT nice.
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Postby The USOT » Fri Oct 12, 2012 2:36 pm

Wow...
So basically an ignorant parent decided to be a jerk to their stepson because he stated he was a communist?

Please tell me this is fake, its just awful parenting and a terrible message to the child. The only message we can take from this if its true is that the parents of this child have the view that they have the right to limit that childs free speech, take money he has earned and make him do all their shares of the house work for the pure reason that he expressed a belief.
Just wow...
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Postby Priory Academy USSR » Fri Oct 12, 2012 2:38 pm

Suckeryou wrote:
Since your mother and I are Capitalists we are exempt. Since you are the only communist at home, you get to do All the choresnice.


Ah, capitalists taking advantage of others...never heard of that one before.

Also, communism relies on everyone doing a fair share of the work. In the 'Stepson's' view, all of the wealth in the house should be shared out-so he recieves 1/5 (or whatever else the fraction is) of his father's paycheck. The author also fails to note the distinction from private to personal property-the stepson would keep all of his belongings, but he couldn't keep his money making business (if he possessed one).

Try harder next time.
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Postby Meryuma » Fri Oct 12, 2012 2:38 pm

The USOT wrote:Wow...
So basically an ignorant parent decided to be a jerk to their stepson because he stated he was a communist?

Please tell me this is fake, its just awful parenting and a terrible message to the child. The only message we can take from this if its true is that the parents of this child have the view that they have the right to limit that childs free speech, take money he has earned and make him do all their shares of the house work for the pure reason that he expressed a belief.
Just wow...


It also shows the parents' and the OP's complete ignorance of what communism actually is.
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Postby The United Soviet Socialist Republic » Fri Oct 12, 2012 2:41 pm

That guy is an <insert flame here>. Treating your son like a slave because he picked his own political ideals is jerky.
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Postby Gauntleted Fist » Fri Oct 12, 2012 2:41 pm

Capitalism at its finest.

Also wow his parents are jerks.

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Postby Ifreann » Fri Oct 12, 2012 2:45 pm

Jokes about communism by capitalists sure do prove that communism is awful.
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Postby The Land Fomerly Known as Ligerplace » Fri Oct 12, 2012 2:46 pm

Suckeryou wrote:
My stepson is 16. He posted on his FB that he is now a communist. He is just doing it because he knows it pisses me off. I acted like I didn't care and posted the following. Then I changed his password. He had no idea I knew his password. It is still there for all his friends to see. He is really pissed off. I took the door off his bedroom. I took all his video games and stuff and set them up in the sun room for his 8 year old sister to use. He has no privacy now. Instead of giving him his weekly allowance I split it up between him and his sisters. Then I took him down to Lucky's supermarket and made him apply for a job. They hired him the next day. But told he has to bring home his paycheck every Thursday so I can split it up amongst everybody. He is not very happy. His mother is backing me up 100%. His work loan is almost unbearable for a 16 year old.

u·nism (kmy-nzm)

NOUN:

A theoretical economic system characterized by the collective ownership of property and by the organization of labor for the common advantage of all members.

... Garrett, since you into communism-I will support you. To keep things at home in the spirit of things, all of your possessions are now shared with your sisters. You will now have to share in the workload of chores at home. All of them.

Since your mother and I are Capitalists we are exempt. Since you are the only communist at home, you get to do All the chores.
And then there was this Teen that lived it:

http://www.ironcurtainkid.com

The jokes from IronCurtainKid.com are very telling. Communism Stalinism is NOT nice.


The leader used force in the name of communism, to make a weaker member give up his possessions (including personal) and do all of the hard labor while said leader receives the benefits of the worker's labor at virtually no cost, whilst contributing little.

Yeah, just like Marx said. :palm:
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Postby Zahadoom » Fri Oct 12, 2012 2:52 pm

This is funny both the story and watching as the people squirm as there fantasy of heaven on earth is challenged.

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Postby Ovisterra » Fri Oct 12, 2012 2:56 pm

Nice parents.

Except they're really not.


As well as being asswipes, they're also demonstrating a complete and utter lack of knowledge of what communism is.
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Postby Rubiconic Crossings V2 rev 1f » Fri Oct 12, 2012 2:57 pm

What exactly does the OP want to discuss?
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Postby Ifreann » Fri Oct 12, 2012 2:58 pm

Rubiconic Crossings V2 rev 1f wrote:What exactly does the OP want to discuss?

"Communism: Amirite?"
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Postby The Land Fomerly Known as Ligerplace » Fri Oct 12, 2012 2:59 pm

Rubiconic Crossings V2 rev 1f wrote:What exactly does the OP want to discuss?


Was this an accurate example of communism?

To which most of NS says no.
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Postby Gravlen » Fri Oct 12, 2012 3:01 pm

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Postby Rubiconic Crossings V2 rev 1f » Fri Oct 12, 2012 3:01 pm

Ifreann wrote:
Rubiconic Crossings V2 rev 1f wrote:What exactly does the OP want to discuss?

"Communism: Amirite?"


I thought it was bad parenting... :?
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Postby Old Tyrannia » Fri Oct 12, 2012 3:03 pm

Give that man a medal.
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Postby The Land Fomerly Known as Ligerplace » Fri Oct 12, 2012 3:04 pm

Old Tyrannia wrote:Give that man a medal.


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Postby Christmahanikwanzikah » Fri Oct 12, 2012 3:05 pm

http://buttersafe.com/comics/2012-09-27-Leaves.jpg

This is how you teach lessons. Or something.

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Postby Samuraikoku » Fri Oct 12, 2012 3:05 pm

This could be the starting event for Command and Conquer: Red Alert 4.

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Postby Avenio » Fri Oct 12, 2012 3:06 pm

Old Tyrannia wrote:Give that man a medal.


Good idea. "Douchbag Parent of the Year", plated in 5-carat pyrite.

I assume you'll be footing the bill?

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Postby Arcadsland » Fri Oct 12, 2012 3:06 pm

Gauntleted Fist wrote:Capitalism at its finest.

Also wow his parents are jerks.

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Postby The USOT » Fri Oct 12, 2012 3:06 pm

Old Tyrannia wrote:Give that man a medal.

Even if you agree with the warped idea of communism that the parent follows, do you honestly beleive that the child deserved his money to be taken, his personal property to be taken, his privacy to be entirely removed, then to use him to do all the houses chores because of THOUGHT?
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Postby Christmahanikwanzikah » Fri Oct 12, 2012 3:07 pm

Samuraikoku wrote:This could be the starting event for Command and Conquer: Red Alert 4.


Telepathic house cats with helmet-mounted lasers and independent jet-propulsion controlled via their feet.

This is too insane not to happen.

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Postby Maruspinia » Fri Oct 12, 2012 3:07 pm

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Postby Moving Forward Inc » Fri Oct 12, 2012 3:08 pm

Yeah, nice joke about communism Stalinism.

But I'm going to admit capitalism would be worse.

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WELL WE WILL SEE HOW YOU LIKE CAPITALISM NOW!".
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