Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, Men and Women, Cats and Dogs, Chairs and Tables, Apples and Pears, Husbands and Wives, Brothers and Sisters, Cows and Sheep, Birds and Bees, Etc.
For the first time in international history, you, that's right, you will be able to purchase a fine, Radiatian tank.
These tanks are the pride of the Radiatian Federation, and thanks to Bull and Schitt Enterprises are now to be made available to the international consumer on the open market!
Don't waste this exclusive opportunity - import Radiatian tanks into your nation today!
FISH TANK:
Allow your beloved goldfish, discus or axolotl to live its meaningless life in comfort and style!
At 62cm long and 38cm wide, it can easily fit inside your kitchen or living room, unless you are some kind of freak who is only 5cm tall and lives in a shoebox, in which case quite frankly you shouldn't have pet fish anyway as chances are you have more pressing matters to concern yourself with.
Other features include:
- 1 x Water Pump
- 2 x 15W lamps - so you can see your fish at nightime!
- 1 x Goldfish (deceased)
The B&S Fishtank sells for $169.47 and we accept exact change only.
If you're not satisfied with this product we have a money-back guarantee - we guarantee that you'll want your money back.
WATER TANK:
Store up to 31,000 litres of water in one of these huge water tanks - or be the life of the party, and store 31,000 litres of beer!
If you live in a country that isn't arid, and has acid-free rainfall (i.e. not Radiatia) then you can use one of these tanks to store rainwater for... drinking.... and... shit.
Also because it's plastic, you can paint it different colours! How cool is that?
If you're a hard worker, and often get really thirsty... consider buying yourself a Radiatian water tank!
Water tanks sell for the special price of
SEPTIC TANK
Our septic tanks come with vertically ribbed sidewalls, to give your lover that extra sense of pleasure in hang on, I think we're getting this part confused with a different product...
Our septic tanks come with the following other features:
- Pre-plumbing
- A range of sizes
- Strength and durability
These tanks are approved for use by the government of the State of Detzertscha - so if you ever need to do your business in the middle of the Great Radiatian Desert, consider a B&S Septic Tank for only $499.00!
FUEL TANK
Don't you just hate when you're driving along in your Radiatian Motors® car and the fuel tank falls off in the middle of the street and explodes?
Well, if you buy a fuel tank from B&S - which is made out of real aluminium (as opposed to tinfoil like other, "Brand X" Radiatian fuel tanks), your fuel tank will stand a far greater chance of going the distance, and of not bursting into flames whenever it falls off.
And it's easy to install too - a few pipes, a tube of superglue and a few rolls of sellotape later and you're on the road - literally!
Our fuel tanks sell for the small but reasonable price of $499.99.
DUNK TANK
Dunk Tanks are lots of fun and can be used for a wide variety of purposes:
- Raise money for your local organisation!
- Sober up drunks at your nightclub!
- Drown your annoying neighbour and make it seem like an accident!
Each B&S Dunk Tank can come with an optional 'dunking girl', courtesy of our friends at the Radiatian Mail-Order Brides Company.
Dunk tanks cost $1,599.00 without the girl and $6,599.00 with the girl. Please note that we waive all responsibility regarding the quality and legal status of the girls being sent.
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