Corrupt a Wish II

[Eastfield Lodge]

So here's how you play. Person A: says "I wish for money" and the next person then posts "Granted, but it's Monopoly money", followed by their own wish, and so on and so forth.

(Original thread by Wilgrove, June 30th 2009, with 1090 pages and 27240 posts.)

I wish for the thread cap to be removed.

[The Alchemists Guild]

Granted. There is instead a minimum of 1000 pages. Which makes making new threads difficult.

I wish for 'the skills that pay the bills'

[Eastfield Lodge]

Granted. There is instead a minimum of 1000 pages. Which makes making new threads difficult.

I wish for 'the skills that pay the bills'

Granted, you have the skills to pay for this bill and its enforcement. And your skills land you in Tennessee.

I wish for an apple.

[Boring Paradise]

Granted but it was poisoned by Chuck Norris (Number one enemy) then you took revenge on him which ended up killing yourselve

I wish that guns couldn't kill.

[AustriaHungaryBohemia]

Guns can not kill anymore. They can still maim, and so anyone who is shot and not rescued ends up in agony.

I wish for that cat not to die

[Boring Paradise]

Granted, the cat was immortal and then he shared his power with the othr cats so that they can attack you painfully.

I wish that cats only had one life

[San Lumen]

granted but they come after you as giant 50 foot tall cats.

I wish everything in greek myth was real, that all the male gods took the forms of handsome muscular men in their late 20s early thirties and that I was the Poseidon, God of the Sea and I looked just like the actor Kellan Lutz.

[Boring Paradise]

granted but they come after you as giant 50 foot tall cats.

I wish everything in greek myth was real, that all the male gods took the forms of handsome muscular men in their late 20s early thirties and that I was the Poseidon, God of the Sea and I looked just like the actor Kellan Lutz.

Granted, you looked like Kellan lutz's skull.

[Eastfield Lodge]

granted but they come after you as giant 50 foot tall cats.

I wish everything in greek myth was real, that all the male gods took the forms of handsome muscular men in their late 20s early thirties and that I was the Poseidon, God of the Sea and I looked just like the actor Kellan Lutz.

Granted, you looked like Kellan lutz's skull.

No wish, so you get sliced and diced by a rather irate Gordon Ramsey live on TV.

I wish for the best possible outcome in the Syria situation.

[Elipida]

Granted, you looked like Kellan lutz's skull.

No wish, so you get sliced and diced by a rather irate Gordon Ramsey live on TV.

I wish for the best possible outcome in the Syria situation.

Granted, but then the US is somehow invaded in the process by North Korea, China and Russia

I wish North Korea would disappear

[Boring Paradise]

Granted it has disappeared only to become an empire.

I wish that the North and South Korea should join together

[Ronationils]

OK the join together under north koreas rule and take over the world.

I wish for a giant apple

[Boring Paradise]

OK the join together under north koreas rule and take over the world.

I wish for a giant apple

Granted but it had a giant worm inside it.

[Elipida]

OK the join together under north koreas rule and take over the world.

I wish for a giant apple

Granted but it had a giant worm inside it.

no wish so skip

I wish for less a**hole americans

[Boring Paradise]

Granted but it had a giant worm inside it.

no wish so skip

I wish for less a**hole americans

Granted, but it was being more of a a**hole and then you killed him.... Then you were arrested.

I wish americans were less obiese

[Elipida]

no wish so skip

I wish for less a**hole americans

Granted, but it was being more of a a**hole and then you killed him.... Then you were arrested.

I wish americans were less obiese Obese

granted. there is now a new grammar check program available for your browser

i wish for less tension in the Middle East

[San Lumen]

granted its replaced by a multinational dictatorship that institutes The Hunger Games.

I wish I was werewolf and had all the traits werewolves do in The Vampire Diaries.

[Elipida]

granted its replaced by a multinational dictatorship that institutes The Hunger Games.

I wish I was werewolf and had all the traits werewolves do in The Vampire Diaries.

Lol

Granted but i have never seen Vampire Diaries and so have no clue what to give you. so now you're a frog-looking thing with fur and sharp teeth

I wish for the world to be united under one benevolent rule

[Eastfield Lodge]

granted its replaced by a multinational dictatorship that institutes The Hunger Games.

I wish I was werewolf and had all the traits werewolves do in The Vampire Diaries.

Lol

Granted but i have never seen Vampire Diaries and so have no clue what to give you. so now you're a frog-looking thing with fur and sharp teeth

I wish for the world to be united under one benevolent rule

The world is united under the following intergalactic game rule: The World must be united.

I wish for the answer to everything, just not life or the universe.

[San Lumen]

granted you turn to dust from being overwhelmed with knowledge.

I wish I was a handsome, immortal werewolf with superhuman agility, strength, durability, reflexes, healing, senses, speed and a body temperature of 108.9 so cold weather and water wouldn't bother me and I would look 25 forever.

[Qara-jin]

Granted, however Wolves are a turn off to most people and you cant control your transformation.

As usual I wish for a Ginger Ale!

[San Lumen]

granted its locked up at Fort Knox.

I wish Tyler Posey was my brother and I was as muscular as him.

[Elipida]

granted its locked up at Fort Knox.

I wish Tyler Posey was my brother and I was as muscular as him.

Granted, however since your body's not used to the increased muscle mass, your skin ruptured and you died

i wish the new Hollywood movies were actually good

[Coccygia]

Granted. But you have a heart attack and die, so you never see them.

I wish there were an interactive video device that allowed the viewer to shoot people on the TV and have them fall down and die.*


*If they had that I might actually watch the political conventions...

[Elipida]

Granted. But you have a heart attack and die, so you never see them.

I wish there were an interactive video device that allowed the viewer to shoot people on the TV and have them fall down and die.*


*If they had that I might actually watch the political conventions...

granted. you were given a Death Note. however the international community created a special police force that tracked you down and killed you

I wish for the US govenment to make logical decisions instead of just being big companies' lapdog