What if the world had eight minutes?

[Galamoas]

Here's the question; What if the world had just eight minutes and it would be destoryed and everyone you inculeded would be dead and you were the only one that new it, what is the last thing you would do?


My answer is this One of two things. Because I know the world ends in eight minutes and there is nothing anyone can do to me since they and I will be dead, The one thing I would like to do is muder the asshole most responsible for fucking up my life (hey he would be dead in a couple of minutes anyway)
Or I have had a thing for a friend of mine for a long time I would love to sleep with her so since I would not have time to argue or convince her. I would rape her. Again we are all going to be dead in a few minutes and there would be no consiquince of action (kind of like the internet)

So what would you do then? Remeber the whole world will be gone everyone will be dead
"liberating ain't it ?"

[Georgism]

Smoke one last joint outside the police station.

[The Kangaroo Republic]

Run like hell to get to Australia in time before realizing it's on the other side of the world. Then I'll crawl towards a random corner and cry for the remaining 7 minutes, saddened by the fact that I'll never get to see an eastern grey kangaroo in real life.

[Lacadaemon]

Or I have had a thing for a friend of mine for a long time I would love to sleep with her so since I would not have time to argue or convince her. I would rape her. Again we are all going to be dead in a few minutes and there would be no consiquince of action (kind of like the internet)

Very nice. Does your friend know how much you love her?

For myself, I'd make a sandwich.

[SD_Film Artists]

I'd feed ducks.

[Georgism]

Oh, I'd also make sure I got the last word on an NSG debate so that I can claim victory in the afterlife.

[Ahtreil]

I'd panic, cry, and complain about how i never had a chance to go to Hawaii and that i am hungry...

[Tubbsalot]

Probably spend the eight minutes talking to my other half.

And attempting to catch birds out of the air.

[Peket]

Knowing my grammar Nazi streak I'd probably waste it trying to hack your account so I can edit your post and correct your grammar.

That or feed the cats.

[Keronians]

Get on a space shuttle with the hottest girl I can find and get the fuck out of the planet. Preferably one that has plants on it. Oh, yeah, and load some food as well.

If I can't find a space shuttle, then... I'll probably masturbate whilst I drink some beer whilst watching some porn whilst either laughing maniacally, or laughing, then shifting to downright baby crying.

[Fartsniffage]

Watch the training montage from Rocky 4.

That's one awesome montage.

[Galamoas]

Or I have had a thing for a friend of mine for a long time I would love to sleep with her so since I would not have time to argue or convince her. I would rape her. Again we are all going to be dead in a few minutes and there would be no consiquince of action (kind of like the internet)

Very nice. Does your friend know how much you love her?

For myself, I'd make a sandwich.

OK it's not about me it's about "What would you do" so let's keep the vailed personal attacks out of it and consider what that eight minutes means to "YOU" remember your the only one that knows and everthing will be gone.

[Horsefish]

Dickslap a policeman whilst smoking a spliff.
Or start a riot and have a brawl for 8 mins.

[Peket]

Very nice. Does your friend know how much you love her?

For myself, I'd make a sandwich.

OK it's not about me it's about "What would you do" so let's keep the vailed personal attacks out of it and consider what that eight minutes means to "YOU" remember your the only one that knows and everthing will be gone.

Sweetie, you're the one saying 'I'd love to rape this girl if I knew I'd get away with it'.

[Sibirsky]

Smoke one last joint outside inside the police station.

This.

[Ahtreil]

OK it's not about me it's about "What would you do" so let's keep the vailed personal attacks out of it and consider what that eight minutes means to "YOU" remember your the only one that knows and everthing will be gone.

Sweetie, you're the one saying 'I'd love to rape this girl if I knew I'd get away with it'.

And now everything turns into a flamefest...

[Oterro]

That you'd rape someone because 'nothing will happen' is revolting.

For me, well, there's this girl I'd have to talk to one last time. Say sorry.

[Keronians]

OK it's not about me it's about "What would you do" so let's keep the vailed personal attacks out of it and consider what that eight minutes means to "YOU" remember your the only one that knows and everthing will be gone.

Sweetie, you're the one saying 'I'd love to rape this girl if I knew I'd get away with it'.

Perhaps he's a virgin. It would suck to die without ever having sex.

I know I'll feel like crying if I find out that the World's ending in eight minutes and I can't get on a space shuttle with a hot girl. Raping, though, is a little over the top. I would never do something like that to somebody.

[Galamoas]

OK it's not about me it's about "What would you do" so let's keep the vailed personal attacks out of it and consider what that eight minutes means to "YOU" remember your the only one that knows and everthing will be gone.

Sweetie, you're the one saying 'I'd love to rape this girl if I knew I'd get away with it'.

OK grand now that we know what I would do (Redundant) "What woould YOU do?"

[DaWoad]

Have a beer with friends *nods* maybe put on some comedy. Possibly apologize for some stuff, dunno.

[Caecili]

Get on a space shuttle with the hottest girlguy I can find and get the fuck out of the planet. Preferably one that has plants on it. Oh, yeah, and load some food as well.

If I can't find a space shuttle, then... I'll probably masturbate whilst I drink some beer whilst watching some porn whilst either laughing maniacally, or laughing, then shifting to downright baby crying.

This is pretty much exactly what I would do.

[Hassett]

Pack my bags, head to Mars.

[Unchecked Expansion]

A friend of mine has a plan which I might have to appropriate

In the face of oncoming oblivion, masturbate furiously

[Lerro]

Kill.

[Keronians]

Get on a space shuttle with the hottest girlguy I can find and get the fuck out of the planet. Preferably one that has plants on it. Oh, yeah, and load some food as well.

If I can't find a space shuttle, then... I'll probably masturbate whilst I drink some beer whilst watching some porn whilst either laughing maniacally, or laughing, then shifting to downright baby crying.

This is pretty much exactly what I would do.

You'd do nicely. Let's get on that shuttle. /obvious joke

I forgot the part where I'd complain about never getting to have sex.