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Strolingrad
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Dose your nation have a secret police?

Postby Strolingrad » Sun Jun 10, 2012 11:16 pm

If so...

How much power dose it have?

What is its name?
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Postby Dagnia » Sun Jun 10, 2012 11:45 pm

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Postby Skibereen » Sun Jun 10, 2012 11:46 pm

not telling...its a secret.
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Postby Xekliv » Sun Jun 10, 2012 11:59 pm

If I told you it wouldn't be much of a secret now would it?
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Postby The Holy Twig » Mon Jun 11, 2012 12:04 am

The Theocracy of the Holy Twig is a paragon of human rights, and we require no police force at all. Walking the streets of the Theocracy, one might notice the complete lack of policemen. At that point, it is wisest to continue walking, and not dwell or comment upon it.

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Postby Olthar » Mon Jun 11, 2012 12:04 am

Of course not. Why have secret police when the regular police already have absolute power? That's just redundant.

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Postby Nemean Lions » Mon Jun 11, 2012 12:04 am

That's classified information.
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Postby Englonia » Mon Jun 11, 2012 12:08 am

The UIIA, Unglonia internal inetelligence agency. (creole: Unglonia internal inetelligence agencs). as the name says, it also works as a counter-intelligence agency (compare with FBI, MI5, FSB, etc)
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Postby Lialoth » Mon Jun 11, 2012 12:10 am

Lialoth has no secret police. The Eteri are very transparent in their operation.
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Postby The Holy Twig » Mon Jun 11, 2012 12:13 am

Olthar wrote:Of course not. Why have secret police when the regular police already have absolute power? That's just redundant.

There's no such thing as too redundant.
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Postby Olthar » Mon Jun 11, 2012 12:14 am

The Holy Twig wrote:
Olthar wrote:Of course not. Why have secret police when the regular police already have absolute power? That's just redundant.

There's no such thing as too redundant.

...Yes there is.

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Postby Kamaynilaan » Mon Jun 11, 2012 12:43 am

Oh, we can neither confirm nor deny.
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Postby The Holy Twig » Mon Jun 11, 2012 12:44 am

Olthar wrote:
The Holy Twig wrote:There's no such thing as too redundant.

...Yes there is.

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Postby Grays Harbor » Mon Jun 11, 2012 1:04 am

Yes we have a secret police, but they wear the same red jacket and grey trousers as the rest of the police. You can tell that they are secret, however, because of their shoulder tab that says SECRET on it.

In other words, no, we don't have any frelling secret police.
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Postby Radiatia » Mon Jun 11, 2012 1:08 am

Not really, although R-SOD occasionally function in a similar role.
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Postby Meridiani Planum » Mon Jun 11, 2012 1:09 am

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Postby Victorious Decepticons » Mon Jun 11, 2012 1:19 am

It's the only kind we have. Of course, their existence isn't what's secret. Who they're investigating and how they're investigating him...now that won't be disclosed until he's already in the smelting pit.
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Postby Nauroubia » Mon Jun 11, 2012 1:32 am

No

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Postby Awesome Break-Away of 250land » Mon Jun 11, 2012 1:43 am

Victorious Decepticons wrote:It's the only kind we have. Of course, their existence isn't what's secret. Who they're investigating and how they're investigating him...now that won't be disclosed until he's already in the smelting pit.


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Postby Mapletish » Mon Jun 11, 2012 1:57 am

if it is secret,why would anyone tell people that their nation has one and how would those people know when it is supposed to be a secret.
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Postby Apynl » Mon Jun 11, 2012 1:59 am

No; what little policing we have is performed by robots and there are strict codes of conduct in place to prevent abuse.
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Postby Novus Niciae » Mon Jun 11, 2012 2:13 am

We have naval intelligence who investigate potential threats from without and within and have been known to use covert methods to obtain their intelligence.
They do have a rather strict code of conduct when operating inside the republic and if they uncover a threat they pass the intelligence on to the regular police to act on.
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Postby Zokoria » Mon Jun 11, 2012 6:19 am

Yes. The Secret State Service functions both as a secret police and an intelligence agency.
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Postby Zehedan » Mon Jun 11, 2012 6:22 am

Yes, the Government of Zehedan acknowledges the existence of a secret police force.

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Postby Pollepao » Mon Jun 11, 2012 6:30 am

The Republic of Pollepao is not a liberty to divulge if we or if we don't have a secret police.
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