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Blazedtown
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Postby Blazedtown » Sat May 26, 2012 11:21 pm

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/2 ... 48359.html

One man is dead and another hospitalized after a bizarre assault off Miami's MacArthur Causeway reportedly forced a police officer to open fire.

City of Miami police say the incident began Saturday afternoon about 2 p.m. when an officer responded to reports of 2 men fighting in the bike path of the Biscayne Boulevard exit ramp, alongside the Miami Herald's parking garage. There, according to the Herald, the officer observed a naked man eating another man's face:

The officer...approached and saw that the naked man was actually chewing the other man's head, according to witnesses. The officer ordered the naked man to back away, and when he continued the assault, the officer shot him.

The attacker continued to eat the man, despite being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing. Witnesses said they heard at least a half dozen shots.

According to CBS Miami, police sources said the victim had "virtually no face" and was unrecognizable.

"[Officers] attempted to separate them, there was some sort of confrontation," Miami Police spokesman Willie Moreno told Local10.

Photographs taken from the Herald's garage show the naked man lying dead at the scene. Police said the second male was transported to Ryder Trauma Center at Jackson Memorial Hospital.
Officials have yet to identify the officer involved, the deceased, or the victim.


The zombie apocalypse has started in Florida. I suggest that any generalites in Florida start preparing their Z-day plan, I know I am. Unless this was just a case of somebody tripping out on PCP, which is most likely, but the similarities to the coming zombie apocalypse are a bit worrying. NSG, what are your Z-day plans? Do you think you'll survive? I'm pretty sure I would last until winter, then maybe 50/50.
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Postby Pehdred » Sat May 26, 2012 11:26 pm

I wouldn't get far. My location and my supplies are just sad... My chances would probably increase if I somehow got a gun, but there's probably none here, nor in a 1 km radius of my house, so unless there's some cop that dies in front of my house, there's little to no chance I make it through Month 1.

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Postby Carlos Harry » Sat May 26, 2012 11:27 pm

Is this real ? or fake ? haven't heard of it yet.
Please tell me if it was shown in a news forecast in TV or Radio just to be sure

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Postby Reselia » Sat May 26, 2012 11:28 pm

Blazedtown wrote:http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/26/naked-man-eating-victims-face-killed-miami_n_1548359.html

One man is dead and another hospitalized after a bizarre assault off Miami's MacArthur Causeway reportedly forced a police officer to open fire.

City of Miami police say the incident began Saturday afternoon about 2 p.m. when an officer responded to reports of 2 men fighting in the bike path of the Biscayne Boulevard exit ramp, alongside the Miami Herald's parking garage. There, according to the Herald, the officer observed a naked man eating another man's face:

The officer...approached and saw that the naked man was actually chewing the other man's head, according to witnesses. The officer ordered the naked man to back away, and when he continued the assault, the officer shot him.

The attacker continued to eat the man, despite being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing. Witnesses said they heard at least a half dozen shots.

According to CBS Miami, police sources said the victim had "virtually no face" and was unrecognizable.

"[Officers] attempted to separate them, there was some sort of confrontation," Miami Police spokesman Willie Moreno told Local10.

Photographs taken from the Herald's garage show the naked man lying dead at the scene. Police said the second male was transported to Ryder Trauma Center at Jackson Memorial Hospital.
Officials have yet to identify the officer involved, the deceased, or the victim.


The zombie apocalypse has started in Florida. I suggest that any generalites in Florida start preparing their Z-day plan, I know I am. Unless this was just a case of somebody tripping out on PCP, which is most likely, but the similarities to the coming zombie apocalypse are a bit worrying. NSG, what are your Z-day plans? Do you think you'll survive? I'm pretty sure I would last until winter, then maybe 50/50.


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Postby Vousielle » Sat May 26, 2012 11:28 pm

D: My girlfriend was in Miami....and I haven't heard from her in hours.....

Of course she was going somewhere without cell service, so that may mean nothing.
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Postby Tlaceceyaya » Sat May 26, 2012 11:28 pm

Isn't it supposed to happen in Atlanta?
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Postby Tubbsalot » Sat May 26, 2012 11:30 pm

The attacker continued to eat the man, despite being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing. Witnesses said they heard at least a half dozen shots.

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Postby Alameda California » Sat May 26, 2012 11:31 pm

Crap. Luckly this was isolated and the 'zombie' was shot and killed. Hope the guy was just drunk and NOT a zombie.

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Postby Vousielle » Sat May 26, 2012 11:32 pm

Alameda California wrote:Crap. Luckly this was isolated and the 'zombie' was shot and killed. Hope the guy was just drunk and NOT a zombie.

If Dexter has taught me anything it is that Florida does not keep real good track of dead bodies. Cannibal Bob is Subject Zero faceless guy is Subject One.
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Postby Blazedtown » Sat May 26, 2012 11:32 pm

Carlos Harry wrote:Is this real ? or fake ? haven't heard of it yet.
Please tell me if it was shown in a news forecast in TV or Radio just to be sure

Thank you


CBS Miami:
http://miami.cbslocal.com/2012/05/26/mi ... ad-1-hurt/

Local10:
http://www.local10.com/news/1-shot-kill ... index.html

Both links plus the link in the OP have videos.
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Postby Parhe » Sat May 26, 2012 11:34 pm

I am a bit more sidetracked by the "Dumb Criminals" near the bottom of the page.
especially
'Vampire' Josephine Smith
Josephine Smith is seen in this booking photo from the Pinellas County Jail. Smith was arrested after allegedly attacking and biting a piece of skin off a homeless man in St. Petersburg after proclaiming "I am a vampire, I am going to eat you".


Just, odd...

Anyway, I am not very worried. Worse case scenario, we cut off Florida :P
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Postby Vousielle » Sat May 26, 2012 11:35 pm

Parhe wrote:I am a bit more sidetracked by the "Dumb Criminals" near the bottom of the page.
especially
'Vampire' Josephine Smith
Josephine Smith is seen in this booking photo from the Pinellas County Jail. Smith was arrested after allegedly attacking and biting a piece of skin off a homeless man in St. Petersburg after proclaiming "I am a vampire, I am going to eat you".


Just, odd...

Anyway, I am not very worried. Worse case scenario, we cut off Florida :P

I'm sorry, you seem to have mistyped, surely you meant 'best case scenario'?
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Postby Yuktova » Sat May 26, 2012 11:36 pm

Please, please be some insane cannibal and not a Zombie. I haven't even prepared!
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Postby David Williams » Sat May 26, 2012 11:38 pm

Blazedtown wrote:http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/26/naked-man-eating-victims-face-killed-miami_n_1548359.html

One man is dead and another hospitalized after a bizarre assault off Miami's MacArthur Causeway reportedly forced a police officer to open fire.

City of Miami police say the incident began Saturday afternoon about 2 p.m. when an officer responded to reports of 2 men fighting in the bike path of the Biscayne Boulevard exit ramp, alongside the Miami Herald's parking garage. There, according to the Herald, the officer observed a naked man eating another man's face:

The officer...approached and saw that the naked man was actually chewing the other man's head, according to witnesses. The officer ordered the naked man to back away, and when he continued the assault, the officer shot him.

The attacker continued to eat the man, despite being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing. Witnesses said they heard at least a half dozen shots.

According to CBS Miami, police sources said the victim had "virtually no face" and was unrecognizable.

"[Officers] attempted to separate them, there was some sort of confrontation," Miami Police spokesman Willie Moreno told Local10.

Photographs taken from the Herald's garage show the naked man lying dead at the scene. Police said the second male was transported to Ryder Trauma Center at Jackson Memorial Hospital.
Officials have yet to identify the officer involved, the deceased, or the victim.


The zombie apocalypse has started in Florida. I suggest that any generalites in Florida start preparing their Z-day plan, I know I am. Unless this was just a case of somebody tripping out on PCP, which is most likely, but the similarities to the coming zombie apocalypse are a bit worrying. NSG, what are your Z-day plans? Do you think you'll survive? I'm pretty sure I would last until winter, then maybe 50/50.

My plans? at my house we have two air pistols, I'd take those, and also attempt to steal my neighbor's larger gun. I'd also take the chlorine and alcohol at my house because with those i could make Soda Bombs. 400 metres from my house there is an elevated movie theatre, the only way of getting up there is the elevator or up the concrete wall. the place has enough food supplies for a year or 2 (to 1 person), and there's a whole bunch of games and movies. If i run out of food, there's a supermarket 100 metres away from the theatre, another 200 metres away, and another 300 metres away.
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Postby Alameda California » Sat May 26, 2012 11:38 pm

Yuktova wrote:Please, please be some insane cannibal and not a Zombie. I haven't even prepared!

The only preperation I have is keeping a knife/ baseball bat in my room.

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Postby Mexican Liberation » Sat May 26, 2012 11:39 pm

It has begun...
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Postby Vousielle » Sat May 26, 2012 11:40 pm

I would be far more willing to joke around if I hadn't watched so damn many zombie movies, and if I knew my girl had caught her flight.

As it is, I am forced to assume the worse, and have already looted my neighbors kitchen.
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Postby Carlos Harry » Sat May 26, 2012 11:40 pm

Blazedtown wrote:
Carlos Harry wrote:Is this real ? or fake ? haven't heard of it yet.
Please tell me if it was shown in a news forecast in TV or Radio just to be sure

Thank you


CBS Miami:
http://miami.cbslocal.com/2012/05/26/mi ... ad-1-hurt/

Local10:
http://www.local10.com/news/1-shot-kill ... index.html

Both links plus the link in the OP have videos.


Good thing we are separated from the america. We are One Huge Ocean Away from the U.S.

One more thing, is it a VIRUS or the real UNDEAD coming from cemeteries.
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Postby New Emmerian Coalition » Sat May 26, 2012 11:43 pm

Its a crazy dude. It's times like this I THANK GOD THAT I LIVE NEXT TO A MILITARY BASE. Our city would be nuked at first sight of zombie. But I heard it was just some deranged homeless man from a witness. Remember, a zombie would be eating the area with the most flesh, ergo, the stomach area.
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Postby Tlaceceyaya » Sat May 26, 2012 11:44 pm

New Emmerian Coalition wrote:Its a crazy dude. It's times like this I THANK GOD THAT I LIVE NEXT TO A MILITARY BASE. Our city would be nuked at first sight of zombie. But I heard it was just some deranged homeless man from a witness. Remember, a zombie would be eating the area with the most flesh, ergo, the stomach area.

Or they would go for the Braaaaains.
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Postby Carlos Harry » Sat May 26, 2012 11:44 pm

New Emmerian Coalition wrote:Its a crazy dude. It's times like this I THANK GOD THAT I LIVE NEXT TO A MILITARY BASE. Our city would be nuked at first sight of zombie. But I heard it was just some deranged homeless man from a witness. Remember, a zombie would be eating the area with the most flesh, ergo, the stomach area.


Or the area where most obese people can be found :lol:
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Postby Vousielle » Sat May 26, 2012 11:45 pm

New Emmerian Coalition wrote:Its a crazy dude. It's times like this I THANK GOD THAT I LIVE NEXT TO A MILITARY BASE. Our city would be nuked at first sight of zombie. But I heard it was just some deranged homeless man from a witness. Remember, a zombie would be eating the area with the most flesh, ergo, the stomach area.

Are you sure? I have met many an individual who seemed to keep most of their fat in their cranium.
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Postby Blazedtown » Sat May 26, 2012 11:45 pm

New Emmerian Coalition wrote:Its a crazy dude. It's times like this I THANK GOD THAT I LIVE NEXT TO A MILITARY BASE. Our city would be nuked at first sight of zombie. But I heard it was just some deranged homeless man from a witness. Remember, a zombie would be eating the area with the most flesh, ergo, the stomach area.


Maybe the old school zombie movies got it right and they actually do crave brains?
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Postby Azaca » Sat May 26, 2012 11:46 pm

Don't worry, friends, just get me an ample supply of weapons and ammunition, as well as a playlist of HammerFall's greatest hits, and I'll take care of those wicked beasts. 8)
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Postby Pandemicia » Sat May 26, 2012 11:46 pm

I say we nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
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