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Greater Tezdrian
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Postby Greater Tezdrian » Sun Apr 01, 2012 12:12 am

I know you do. I'm everyone's favorite fascist. So give me your damn shares.

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The Grand World Order
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Postby The Grand World Order » Sun Apr 01, 2012 12:14 am

Correction, I am the most loved Fascist on NS.

All shall bow down and bestow upon me either orgasm with thine oral cavity, or shares.
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Postby Mike the Progressive » Sun Apr 01, 2012 12:15 am

No, I'm the greatest nationalist on this forum. I compliment, I offend. I drink, I drive (usually at the same time), so donate to me!
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Greater Tezdrian
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Postby Greater Tezdrian » Sun Apr 01, 2012 12:16 am

The Grand World Order wrote:Correction, I am the most loved Fascist on NS.

All shall bow down and bestow upon me either orgasm with thine oral cavity, or shares.

Damn you. We trade, no? Fascist shares are best shares.
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Postby Olthar » Sun Apr 01, 2012 12:16 am

Sorry. My favorite fascist is Vermin Supreme. He's promising free ponies. Plus, I don't have any shares to give you, anyways.
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Greater Tezdrian
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Postby Greater Tezdrian » Sun Apr 01, 2012 12:17 am

Mike the Progressive wrote:No, I'm the greatest nationalist on this forum. I compliment, I offend. I drink, I drive (usually at the same time), so donate to me!

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Olthar wrote:Sorry. My favorite fascist is Vermin Supreme. He's promising free ponies. Plus, I don't have any shares to give you, anyways.

Ponies are antithetical to the fascist ideal
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Postby Mike the Progressive » Sun Apr 01, 2012 12:20 am

Yes, but will you get people Han jobs? Because I'll give people Han jobs.
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Postby Olthar » Sun Apr 01, 2012 12:25 am

Greater Tezdrian wrote:
Olthar wrote:Sorry. My favorite fascist is Vermin Supreme. He's promising free ponies. Plus, I don't have any shares to give you, anyways.

Ponies are antithetical to the fascist ideal

And that's why you'll never be my favorite fascist.
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Postby The Grand World Order » Sun Apr 01, 2012 12:28 am

INDUCE ORGASM UPON MY PERSON WITH THINE ORAL CAVITY, AND MAKE HASTE, LEST YOUR SHARES BE FORFEIT!

D:<
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Postby Greater Tezdrian » Sun Apr 01, 2012 12:29 am

The Grand World Order wrote:INDUCE ORGASM UPON MY PERSON WITH THINE ORAL CAVITY, AND MAKE HASTE, LEST YOUR SHARES BE FORFEIT!

D:<

No thank you. I believe that would be crossing some sort of comradely line...
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Postby The Grand World Order » Sun Apr 01, 2012 12:47 am

Greater Tezdrian wrote:No thank you. I believe that would be crossing some sort of comradely line...


Oh, now?

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Postby Old Tyrannia » Sun Apr 01, 2012 1:18 am

Oh, come on guys, we all know that I'm the most popular Fascist on NationStates. Which is why you're all going to give your shares to me.
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Postby The Grand World Order » Sun Apr 01, 2012 1:20 am

Old Tyrannia wrote:(Image)


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Postby Ovisterra » Sun Apr 01, 2012 1:21 am

You beg for shares, therefore appealing to kindness for something useless.

I pay people to do stupid things, appealing to greed for entertainment.

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Postby Greater Tezdrian » Sun Apr 01, 2012 1:22 am

Old Tyrannia wrote:Oh, come on guys, we all know that I'm the most popular Fascist on NationStates. Which is why you're all going to give your shares to me.

Your gift of 12 shares is because of the RP trouble, not because of the frog. Keep this in mind. GWO gets nothing. My loathing of Marvin Gaye prohibits it (except for I Heard It On the Grapevine).
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Postby Old Tyrannia » Sun Apr 01, 2012 1:25 am

Greater Tezdrian wrote:
Old Tyrannia wrote:Oh, come on guys, we all know that I'm the most popular Fascist on NationStates. Which is why you're all going to give your shares to me.

Your gift of 12 shares is because of the RP trouble, not because of the frog. Keep this in mind. GWO gets nothing. My loathing of Marvin Gaye prohibits it (except for I Heard It On the Grapevine).

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Postby Ironmacedonia » Sun Apr 01, 2012 1:27 am

In my experience there is no such thing as a "popular fascist" any more.

But if there were, surely I'd bit the most? Don't give me your shares because I don't want them.
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Postby Icesteam » Sun Apr 01, 2012 1:28 am

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Postby Greater Tezdrian » Sun Apr 01, 2012 1:28 am

Ironmacedonia wrote:In my experience there is no such thing as a "popular fascist" any more.

But if there were, surely I'd bit the most? Don't give me your shares because I don't want them.

No. Now get the fuck off my thread. Pretty please.
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Postby The Grand World Order » Sun Apr 01, 2012 1:30 am

Ironmacedonia wrote:In my experience there is no such thing as a "popular fascist" any more.


Au contraire, here in America, the collective psyche of the people is crying out for a British style of Fascism.

is it possible to derail a thread in IPO?
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Postby Radiatia » Sun Apr 01, 2012 1:33 am

Look, being my favourite fascist is no greater a title than being the tallest dwarf. You may be tall for a dwarf, but you are ultimately still... a dwarf.
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Postby Greater Tezdrian » Sun Apr 01, 2012 1:38 am

The Grand World Order wrote:
Ironmacedonia wrote:In my experience there is no such thing as a "popular fascist" any more.


Au contraire, here in America, the collective psyche of the people is crying out for a British style of Fascism.

is it possible to derail a thread in IPO?

Crying very, very quietly....

And yes. However, when I'm the OP and it derails into Fascism, it's not a derailment. It's nature taking it's course.

Radiatia wrote:Look, being my favourite fascist is no greater a title than being the tallest dwarf. You may be tall for a dwarf, but you are ultimately still... a dwarf.

What?
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Postby Wikipedia and Universe » Sun Apr 01, 2012 1:51 am

The Grand World Order wrote:Correction, I am the most loved Fascist on NS.
Seconded. GT doesn't even come in second, that'd be Hath.
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Postby Forster Keys » Sun Apr 01, 2012 2:04 am

Wikipedia and Universe wrote:
The Grand World Order wrote:Correction, I am the most loved Fascist on NS.
Seconded. GT doesn't even come in second, that'd be Hath.


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